- Wanna see an exclusive trailer for the upcoming “Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi” dvd? Well Kevin dropped by the board with this sweet little Quicktime preview. Click HERE to check it out and don’t forget to catch the 3-episode arc on The N starting August 12. We’ll be back later with more news…
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View Askew NewsBites™
- One of the more newsworthy and exciting portions of Kev’s San Diego appearance included a segment where he revealed that “Passion of the Clerks” starts shooting September 12th, wraps in October, and MIGHT be released in early 2006! There’s bits about the Clerks cartoon film in there as well. The dude who filmed it used a digital camera, so it’s shaky but you can make it out. It’s a quicktime video and slightly under a minute in length. Check it out HERE.
- This article reports more good news for “My Name Is Earl”:
The OFFICIAL SITE for Earl has also opened up, but there’s not too much there at this point.
- Lee’s not the only View Askew vet with a sitcom starting up this Fall: Chris Rock’s new show, “Everybody Hates Chris”, will premiere on UPN. The show will center on Chris’s childhood starting with age 13, growing up with two siblings. It’s being touted as an urban version of “The Wonder Years”.
- Off-World Designs is selling a Clerks/D&D parody design of a shirt called “Clerics”. Check out the humorous little tagline.
Spidey/Black-Cat Is Finished!!!
- We always love having some fantastic news to carry into the weekend, and this one’s no exception. Kevin has finished a project that we’ve heard many questions about, both through e-mail and at his live gigs. With the writing on “Spidey/Black Cat” done now, we’re excited to hear that a “written by Kevin Smith” comic will be hitting the shelves soon! Here’s Kev:
I have finished writing the “Spider-Man/Black Cat: Evil That Men Do” mini-series.
For those of you who’re new (or don’t follow comics), this is a mini series I started writing back in 2001. I turned in script for issue three back in September of 2002.
But as of a few moments ago, I just forwarded the script to issue six to Axel at Marvel. It’s done.
And while I have zero defense for my lateness (particularly when folks like Bendis turn out great stories in multiple books on a monthly basis), I will say this: it’s a much better story now that it would’ve been had I completed it back in ‘02. But judge that for yourselves when it comes out (or don’t; believe me – I’d understand if folks were like “Fuck him for making me wait three years. I ain’t buying it.”).
Terry Dodson is done drawing issue four, and is well into issue five. Don’t know when this puts the book on track for, but my guess is by year’s end, or Jan. ‘06.
Anyway, just thought I’d share that. Thanks, all, for your patience.
One down, one to go! Once Kevin finishes “Target”, we’re hoping he might be inspired to take up another comics run somewhere — We miss seeing regularly-scripted books coming from the guy.
View Askew NewsBites™
- Kevin’s getting web-comic ink again today, this time in a fun little edition of PVP Online. Worth your valuable clicking time. It’s a fun strip from one of the best online comics out there. There’s actually a background story to the jab, too – The issue in question revolves around Wizard’s move to hold Wizard World Atlanta on the same weekend as HerosCon in Charlotte, NC, despite the fact that the cities are in close proximity to each other. Rival comicons…Who ever thought we’d see the day?
- TV Guide reports that a very familiar idea is coming up on a new reality program of theirs called “Situation: Comedy”:
Retailers, eh? Sounds familiar…Can’t quite place it…hmmm…
- Wresting website PWInsider has a small mention of Southland Tales and Kevin (links to a nice Horror Channel article on the flick, too).
- Odd Request: I need an AMD 486 style DX2 66 Mhz processor (standard square shaped) if anyone’s got one laying around they’re not using. There’s a project I’m working on that I’d like to have done by the weekend so I’m trying to grab one as soon as I can, instead of trolling ebay auctions. If you’ve got one, drop me a line. They were used in a lot of the old Dell and Compaq 486-based machines years back. Thanks!
“News Askew” News!
- It’s rare that we actually get involved in our own scoops, but on this day we’ve got not one but TWO pressworthy pieces, oddly enough, about THIS SITE.
First up, we’d like to thank the brilliant team at Running With Scissors, who create the POSTAL series of games. In the addon called “Apocalypse Weekend” for Postal 2, this very website appears on the computer systems of the hospital monitors at the start of the game! Believe it! We think every fan should go buy this game and addon immediately now. We’re extremely flattered. Check out the scan. Thanks.
And then there’s this one, a fan who actually felt compelled to write an honest-to-goodness POEM about his love for the site:
If it’s Kevin Smith news you want,
There’s only one place you can look.
Whether it be his action figures,
his films or comic books
Then there is a website that exists,
where you can find all this.
Run by the best web hosters,
in the whole wide web, Brad and Chris.
They don’t do it for the money,
No they do it for the love.
They also do it for the nerds like me,
That just can’t get enough.
And even the the name of the web site
Has a certain ring.
www.Newsaskew.com
A wonderful name, for a wonderful thing.
And I don’t think that I’m alone
when I safely say,
It’s the only website that I look at
At least five times a day.
But again let me draw your attention,
To the dynamic duo,
that slave away on our behalf,
and make sure we’re all in the know.
Please put your hands together,
For the amazing Brad and Chris,
We all owe you so much,
If you were gay, I’d give you both a kiss….
Well uh, thanks but no thanks on that last part, Mike, but we appreciate the outpouring of emotion. Gracias.
View Askew NewsBites™
- We absolutely LOVE the campaign taken to promote “Southland Tales” so far. We can only hope that spoilers stay away, and that the secrecy and curiosity surrounding the flick remains. Today, two new bits of interesting stuff on the web for the flick. First up, a website (fake, of course) has been brought online for Sarah Gellar’s porn actress character Krysta Now. A variation of the T.S. Eliot poem that Kelly mentioned during his San Diego stint is featured on the opening page. Looks like there is more on the way. We can’t wait.
Oh, and hey, how’d you like to see that storyboard (complete with sound effects) that Kelly shows during Kev’s panel? The one with the bizarre car commercial? You got it. It’s now up at treer-products.com. Enjoy it!
- Degrassi: The Next Generation has been named “Outstanding Childen’s Program” by the Television Critic’s Association. It joins such good company as “Lost”, “House”, “Arrested Development”, and “The Daily Show”, all fellow winners in their awards this year. Good on ya, Degrassi!
- The blog of Lions Gate director Rob McKittrick mentions being a Kevin fan and giving a script TO “Kevin Smith fans” in a recent entry — Good stuff. And of course, don’t forget Kevin’s OWN director’s blog at www.silentbobspeaks.com.
- Odd Request: I need an AMD 486 style 66 Mhz processor (standard square) if anyone’s got one laying around they’re not using. There’s a project I’m working on that I’d like to have done by the weekend so I’m trying to grab one as soon as I can, instead of trolling ebay auctions. If you’ve got one, drop me a line. They were used in a lot of the old Dell and Compaq 486-based machines years back. Thanks!
Everybody Loves…LEE!!!
- Ah yes, with only a couple months between us and “My Name Is Earl”, we’re thrilled to see the positive buzz and press surrounding Lee and the show. We’re gonna do our best to keep on top of as much as we can here. Ads have started popping up regularly for the program on NBC and its sister stations, so watch for those (or check our archives, we’ve got footage there, too). So, in the press:
USA Today has a blurb on Lee’s hairstyle for the show:
Success is in the details. At least according to My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee. To nail his first TV role as a slacker who seeks redemption, his facial hair had to be just right.
“We tried a Fu Manchu, but they thought I looked a little too shady,” Lee says. “So we shaved the Fu Man and left Tom Selleck.”
In this bit from From Entertainment Weekly’s site, the “he” is NBC Entertainment Pres. Kevin Reilly:
And finally, much praise from the Boston Globe:
Earl is the protagonist of a Tuesday night comedy, ”My Name Is Earl,” set to debut this fall. It stars Jason Lee as a crook who wins the lottery and begins to do good deeds.
Kevin Reilly, NBC’s president of entertainment, told attendees at the Television Critics Association summer conference here yesterday that ”My Name Is Earl” has tested higher among focus groups than any other NBC show in 15 years, including ”Friends.”
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Greg Garcia, the creator of ”My Name Is Earl,” said his aim for the show is to get people emotionally invested in the character, a lovable man who tends to attract misfortune. ”I’m concentrating on finding big, funny moments people will talk about the next day,” he said.
In the pilot episode, for example, Earl, who is rather down on his luck financially, jumps for joy after winning $100,000 on a scratch ticket. He runs into the street, only to be hit by a car. As he lays on the ground, he watches his lottery ticket blow away.
Garcia pitched the show to Fox in 2003, but the network passed. ”They didn’t feel it could be a series,” he says. NBC, however, was sold.
Reilly certainly has a lot riding on ”Earl,” as well as on the other new programs.
Congrats, Lee. It’s the only sitcom, aside from the brilliant Arrested Development, we think’s gonna be worth watching this Fall.
Degrassi & Mallrats Extravaganza!
- Two nice scans to kick off the ‘ol update for ya today. First up, this full page ad comes to us from Video Business Magazine. No news here, as you know Kevin has already given us the full details and the cover, but we figured you’d dig seeing the ad all the same.
Also, TVShowsOnDVD broke a nice story late today — The cover art and full specs of the “Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi” DVD, which is apparently coming in TWO VERSIONS, including an UNCENSORED ONE! COOOOOOL. Check out that cover, with the thumbs-up from Kevin reading “Contains coarse and explicit language. In other words, everything you’d expect from a Kevin Smith DVD”. Gotta love it!
Obviously, the ONLY one to get is the Unrated, as it costs 5 bucks more, but has a bunch more goodies (deleted scenes, commentary, and the unrated interview). Here’s the full specs of this one:
Watch the epsiodes on The N this summer (August 12th, 19th, and 26th), and buy the DVDs, both of them, on November the 9th. We’ll let you know when Stash preoders are ready, of course, so you can get ‘em signed and direct (we have a feeling there’s gonna be some public events surrounding these bad boys, too). Stick around.
Mallrats DVD Art: First Look!
- Kevin’s been kind enough to drop a nice exclusive to kick off the weekend today – The official case art for the Mallrats 10th Anniversary DVD. Remember, this is the one with the brand new cut of the film, never before seen anywhere and, of course, the Q&A taped at the Arclight earlier this year. Once we get our hands on a copy, of course we’ll have screenshots and a ton more details on all the other goodies inside. In the meantime, enjoy the slightly new/changed artwork colors, and set your watches for September 20th. It’s coming up faster than ya think.
View Askew NewsBites™
- “Reel Paradise” will hit New York theaters in August, and LA in early September. Followin that, it goes wider! Everyone’s really digging the flick, the first non-Kev-directed View Askew production in quite some time. Click our banner up top for details or visit www.reelparadise.com.
- When a movie studio registers a web domain, it’s usually at the point where the deal for a film is done, or close to done — It’s reserved for the optional use in promotion of the film. Not always, but sometimes…And it’s cheap enough to do. Today, two interesting new domains have come up that we thought may interest you.
First up, PASSIONOFTHECLERKSMOVIE.COM. And next, GREENHORNETTHEMOVIE.COM. Both domains have been registered to Disney Enterprises, Inc, in Burbank, California. So this is legit, and possibly the homes (or at least forwarding addresses) for two films we’ll be keeping our eyes on here at NA. We don’t expect content to appear at either of these domains for a while, but ya never know. Stay tuned.
- SciFi.com has a small blurb with Richard Kelly giving some teases on “Southland Tales”. Kelly was interviewed in San Diego last weekend:
Kelly, best known for writing and directing the offbeat supernatural drama Donnie Darko, did eventually divulge some general details about the film, which stars Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Seann Willam Scott (The Dukes of Hazzard), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (The Scorpion King) and Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back). “It’s set in the year 2008 over Fourth of July weekend,” Kelly said. “There’s a T.S. Eliot poem called The Hollow Men, where at the end of the poem, the last three lines are, ‘This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but … a whimper.’ A movie starring The Rock can’t end the world with a whimper. It needs to end with a bang. So that’s what the movie’s about.”
After years of preparation, Southland Tales is just four weeks away from shooting. Kelly said that one of the reasons the film took so long to go into production is because of the unusual sensibilities of his writing, which make his work difficult to categorize. “It’s stuff that doesn’t fit the parameters of what the studios are looking to do,” he said. “So it took a long time to push this through the system. If this one doesn’t make money I’ll just have to go and sell out and do something more commercial, because this has just been a bitch to get off the ground.”
Speaking of SciFi Channel…If you’re not watching Battlestar Galactica, you should be. Damn good show.
- Affleck and Garner have been doing quite well at keeping in the shadows, as opposed to Bennifer I, which most folks are saying is a good thing. However, IMDB found an event to press release about, so we’ll share that here:
- Lee on the tube: Tonight, “Stealing Harvard” airs on FX. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. That it’s airing, we mean. Yeah, that’s it.
Lee’s also the champ on a new VH-1 show called “Awesomely Wacky Celebrity Baby Names”. He was #1! It’ll be re-run on:
Sunday, July 24, 2005 3 PM EST
Monday, July 25, 2005 2 AM EST
Tuesday, August 2, 2005 12 PM EST
- Music Askew? One reader found a ska band From Brazil who call themselves “Randal Grave”.
- Remember those old CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE books? They’re coming to DVD (you use your remote to make the choice). Pretty neato, eh? Why do we mention? Well, this one’s got a cameo by Mark Hamill. Yes, Cock Knocker himself. Ah, CYOA…I just remember getting sick of dying all the time so I started cheating. Good times.
- Comingsoon.net reports that Lance Armstrong would like to see Matt Damon play him in a biopic:
“I’ve had the chance to get to know Matt Damon. He is a fan of cycling and has a connection to cancer. He has even expressed an interest in the role,” Armstrong said in the magazine.





