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Kevin On His Upcoming Roles…

January 14th @ 5:28 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Joshua Mansfield, Jackie-Boy, Nathaniel Slater, Rex Moribe

  • Coming Soon has an excellent new interview/article with Kevin regarding the great variety of work he has coming in FRONT of the camera in 2007. We like this one so much, and feel it does such a good job explaining what’s on the slate that we’re running this full-length, old school style. So read ahead for more detail than ever on Kevin’s Die Hard role, the status of the horror project, a scene from “Manchild”, and SO much more:
In the Future with Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith has shot a role for the upcoming Live Free or Die Hard, which also stars his Catch and Release co-star Timothy Olyphant as the villain.

“I play a character that has a lot of depository dialogue; I’m the only person in ‘Die Hard’ who talks, and doesn’t shoot somebody,” Smith said. “When I got there, I was like, ‘[director] Len [Wiseman], can I get a gun?’ He’s like, ‘No.’ But it’s fun; it’s that role in the action movie where you provide a bunch of information for them to head into act 3. And my character gets talked about throughout – and it could all change. But the time they get in the editing room, they might be like, ‘You suck, yank him out.’ But as it stands now, in the script, and as I shot it, they talk about me a lot and then they meet me; and I provide a lot of information about the villain.”

Smith talked a bit about coming up with his own lines for the fourth “Die Hard” film. “What’s nice about working on those big, awfully expensive Hollywood movies, is they have so many writers, they don’t even notice if you’re one of them. So, I got there, and I wrote myself a one page monologue, and I got to deliver it; it was hysterical, they let me do it. Bruce Willis was like, ‘Do it up, that was a good speech.’ So, you do it, and they totally went for it; so that was kind of cool, and I got to give that speech in that movie. They were kind of riff friendly. There was one motto on that movie, and they kept saying it, which was, ‘Keep it Die Hard.’ So you didn’t want to – you couldn’t get in there and do a Jay and Silent Bob type monologue, but you had to make it germane to the movie. So I don’t give a funny speech, I wind up giving a very paranoid, Joe Pesci in JFK type speech, which was fun.”

He is also voicing a character in the CG-animated TMNT. “Harvey Weinstein called me up and wanted to know if I wanted to do a voice in ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’; ’cause Weinstein has a piece of it. And I was like, ‘Absolutely.’ The dude that lobbied, and didn’t get the part, was Jason Mewes. ‘Cause Jason Mewes was like, ‘What are you doing today?’ I’m like, ‘I’m going to do a voiceover for ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,’ they’re doing the CG cartoon.’ ‘What are you talking about?’ I showed him the trailer, and he was like, ‘Oh, I want to f**kin’ be in that.’ I was like, ‘Well, dude, you’ve been in Weinstein movies; call them up, they’ll put you in the picture.’ And he called them mercilessly, especially after he found out I got paid to do it. He kept calling and they were like, ‘We don’t have anything left, dude;’ they were like, ‘I’m sorry.’ He was like, ‘Add a character;’ he was like, ‘Can’t I be the girl turtle?’ But, he just said there was something they wanted to re-voice, and they brought me in; it took maybe an hour, or something like that. But no, I want to see that movie; I lobbied to see the footage, which they finally showed me when I did a voice over.”

Ghost Rider writer/director Mark Steven Johnson has also asked Smith to direct an episode of HBO’s upcoming “Preacher” series. “Yeah, he asked me if I wanted to direct an episode of ‘Preacher’; which I thought was pretty kind of him; but, I don’t know if I’m up to that. I love that book so much, and being able to translate one of those books to the screen, I don’t think that’s me. ‘Cause you don’t want to be the guy who f**ks it up, and so I was like, ‘Well, I don’t know, we’ll see.’ But I’m certainly not committed to do it, only as much of I don’t want to drop the ball ’cause I like it so much. But if it was some show I didn’t like; I mean, I’ve never really directed TV anyway, so it’s kind of difficult getting my head around it, but since it’s an hour-long drama, presumably, I’d be more keen to directing a movie rather than TV – I don’t know, maybe, maybe. The thing that would keep me from doing that would be I’d be afraid of ruining what I like so much about ‘Preacher’ – so we’ll see if that happens.”

Smith added that he hasn’t started writing his horror movie yet. “Horror flick is all up here (points to brain); I just have to put it down here (pretends to type). I’ve just been using acting as an excuse to not sit down and not write. For me, I don’t know; it’s kind of coming down to me wanting to do this comedy and me wanting to do this horror flick. And I feel like I should do the horror flick because I’ve done seven comedies in 12 years, and I don’t feel like a filmmaker most days; I just feel like a guy who makes those movies set in that universe. So if I really want to test myself or push myself, I’d try and make something completely out of my safety zone, completely out of my genre – that said, I’ve never tested myself, so why would I start now.”

He and Mewes have a cameo in the adventure-comedy, Fanboys “I’ve watched half of it; it’s a rather sweet movie. I haven’t watched the other half of it; I watched my half up until my part, ’cause we were doing that little scene, and I wanted to throw some stuff together for it. And I was like, ‘So what’s the movie about?’ My part wasn’t in it yet, but I turned it off where my part would be. ‘Cause [producer Scott] Mosier’s like, ‘We’re still in the midst of cutting it; watch the finished version,’ and what not. But I like it, I think it’s a really sweet movie, and right up my f**kin’ alley; so I’m kind of programmed to kind of dig it. That dude, Dan Fogler in the movie’s really funny, the chick from ‘Veronica Mars,’ who I absolutely love… [Kristen Bell]… she’s in it, and she’s really good. That dude who plays Windows in the movie is the guy from ‘Million Dollar Baby’… [Jay Baruchel]… he’s in the movie and he’s really pimp, and really funny.”

Smith also revealed the opening scene of his new Showtime comedy, “Manchild.” “In the opening scene in the show, we’re on surfboards in the middle of the Pacific, and I’m wearing a wetsuit, and I look like the f**kin’ Penguin, just round, with a little head on top. So I said, ‘I really feel like my character, Paul, would probably wear a shirt over this; and they were like, ‘You don’t wear a shirt in the ocean.’ And I’m like, ‘Well, Paul would; and Paul’s gonna.’ And they were like, ‘Alright.’ So they let me wear a Kings jersey.” The show revolves around a group of fortysomething male friends (Smith, James Purefoy, John Corbett, Paul Hipp) who are knee-deep in midlife crises. Smith said that if “Manchild” gets picked up, they will start shooting again in March on 12 episodes for four months.

Top Two Questions: Inactions, Amy…

January 14th @ 5:28 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’ve been hearing these from so many of you, so we thought we’d go to the source himself, Kevin Smith, for the answers to two burning questions of merchandise on the way this year.

First up, what’s the ETA on those highly anticipated Clerks II Inaction Figures? Kevin tells us they’re in the sculpting process right now, which puts their arrival around the six month mark, give or take. For those who hate adding, that means sometime around June (though we think just saying “Summer 2007” is safest).

And second…With Chasing Amy’s 10th anniversary coming up this Spring, what’s up with the Chasing Amy X DVD? Well, we know it’s coming, because they filmed that fantastic Q&A at the Arclight Vulgarthon, right? Absolutely. Though we’re not sure if the release will coincide with Amy’s original theatrical date, Kevin tells us that they’re just getting into the development process on the disc. This means it WILL come, but there’s no word on when.

There ya go, folks — That’s all we know, that’s all Kevin knows, and that’s now all YOU know. We’ll try and keep you updated on burning questions like these by checking in with Kevin from time to time. Thanks for asking!

“War of the Undead” From Walt & Bry!

January 14th @ 5:27 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Sita Suicide

  • A cool piece of news from 2 Askewers we all know and love — Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan. The guys have another comic on the way from IDW Publishing, titled “War of the Undead”. Cool concept, too — In 1945, Nazis attempt to control Dracula, Frankenstein, and Wolfman to win the war, and instead lose control and have the monsters attacking THEM as a team! We assume there’s a lot more to it than just that, but the concept certainly does grab ya. Comic Book Resources has the full story and a bunch of beautiful artwork from the book as well. Here’s some clips:
“I’m a sucker for the ‘monster as a hero’ concept and I wanted to take a stab at drawing essentially a super-team of monsters,” Flannigan told CBR news. However, in the beginning, Johnson took a little more convincing. “I had no aspirations of comic creation and wouldn’t have thought of it had Walter not suggested the ‘Karney ‘ adaptation,” added Johnson. “The rest is comics history. At least in my house where publishing a comic is more than the eight preceding Johnson generations accomplished.”

Just as their entry into comic book creation was unusually simple, Johnson and Flannigan don’t collaborate in what could be called the “traditional” way of other writer/artist teams either. ” We talk about the story, spitball ideas and figure out what we want to happen in the issue,” said Johnson. “Walt then goes off and draws whatever he wants and when he’s done I go back and fill in the narrative. From what I understand this isn’t the way it’s normally done. However, I’ve also been told it’s the way ‘Stan the Man’ used to do it. So I’m pretty much exactly like him – except for the talent, money and good looks. Other than that, we’re exactly the same.”

We believe the book is due for release at the end of this month. If either of the guys are reading, send us a copy! We’d love to check it out.

View Askew NewsBites™

January 14th @ 5:27 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by O.J. Costello, James Dunn, Brian Dailey

  • So why isn’t Kevin on that “At The Movies” worst-of 2007 special after all? It seems that he made the decision not to appear, since not having SEEN everything in 2006, it wouldn’t have felt right dogging flicks having not given everything a chance to score (or NOT score, as the case may be). Here’s Kevin himself with more:
If you’re gonna come on all authoritative with “Here’s what was the worst out of everything”, you’d have better peeped all the flicks, I say. I hadn’t.

Sadly, I didn’t figure that all out until I sat down to write my mini-reviews. The “Ebert” folks were very gracious and understanding.

For a non-critic like me, I can get away with reviewing a few flicks on any given episode, but considering (unlike Roger and Richard), I don’t see every flick that comes out, I shouldn’t be sitting in on a year-end “Worst of” special.

The “Best of” and “Worst of” eps should really be chaired solely by critics.

  • In the new issue of “Famous Magazine” (a movie magazine that’s distributed in Cineplex Theatres,) there’s an interview with Kevin regarding “Catch and Release”. We’ve got scans on the way, in the meantime, look for your own copy if you stop by one of their locations.
  • Clerks II comes in at #10 on JoBlo’s list of the top films of 2006. Here’s what he had to say:
“When I first heard about this sequel being made, I was scared like many of you, but I’m happy to report that this is a solid movie with laughs galore, pop-culture reference galore, vulgarity and sexual connotations galore and even a cute romance for the ladies in the audience. If you’re a fan of Kevin Smith and his previous films, I see no reason why this movie wouldn’t rock your balls off.”

I guess I’m a little biased since I’ve met Kevin Smith once or twice in my lifetime and he was even cool enough to write a foreword to my book, but that aside, this film was one of the funnier ones of the year for me, especially as a 30-something who connected with some of the film’s subtext (and yeah, by “subtext” I mean Pillowpants!!!!!). And I’m pretty sure that I can watch the scene featuring Rosario Dawson “dancing” on the rooftop for say…days on end!

  • And finally today, shame on the Starz service for pulling a double dip on the “Evening Harder” set! Word is that the release just popped up on their Pay-Per-View service, but they charge for each section! In other words, you pay full price to watch the Canada leg, then you pay AGAIN to watch the London leg! Good for them for offering this great disc, but it’s a shame they couldn’t have offered it for one low price.

Kevin Cracks ‘Em Up At MacWorld!

January 11th @ 11:44 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Patrick

  • Kevin addressed the MacWorld conference on Tuesday and of course contributed a hilarious amount of quips and soundbites with an uncensored speech on movies, technology, and, of course, Apple itself:
‘Silent Bob’ Addresses Macworld

Filmmaker/actor Kevin Smith gives his unusual take on Apple and iPods.

By Eydie Cubarrubia

The ramifications of Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ announcements Tuesday could affect the cell phone market –worth $251 million in the third quarter of 2006—and the digital home. But screw that.

Instead of pontificating about changing the world and its technology markets, filmmaker/actor Kevin Smith regaled a packed house at Macworld Expo with his often raunchy observations about the movie industry, iPods, and word processors. Really, really raunchy.

Mr. Smith first made a splash with Clerks, a black-and-white independent flick with low production values and compellingly hilarious dialogue. Since then, he’s written well-received movies like Dogma and Chasing Amy, and even a documentary-like short to benefit post-911 charities that explored the, er, acrimonious relationship between New Yorkers and New Jersey denizens.

Whether documentary or feature, what sets apart a Smith film is the insanely blunt dialogue. Same with his live appearances—at least at Macworld, happening through Friday in San Francisco.

“Yeah, I’m just here for some free shit,” Mr. Smith said in opening remarks that even beat Mr. Jobs’. Pointing to a bald spot in the back of his head, the Jersey native added, “I would put an Apple logo there, if they would just give me a free computer!”

In between fondly recalling his days working at a convenience store or admitting the embarrassment he sometimes feels wearing tight costumes for a movie role, the filmmaker also recalled his first Apple and gave his take on what are the real repercussions of the iPhone.

On when he first used an Apple computer: My first Apple I got in late 1994. Up until that point I was writing on a Smith-Corona word processor. I didn’t even know what a computer was—I saw War Games and thought, ‘Shit, I can’t afford that.’ That’s (word processor) what I wrote Clerks on… it had a heavy-ass monitor… a heavy-ass drive… I remember lugging it down to the Quik-Stop. When you wanted to print something out it was just like typing really fast. It took four minutes per page and I was thinking, ‘This shit’s lightening fast!’ I wanted to start work on Mallrats (and a friend introduced him to Apple computers). It had a weird green-screen image… I don’t know what the model was. I worked off that a good year. (Upon news of Clerks tribute sites) I was like, ‘What’s the Internet?’ I didn’t even know how to describe it—I’d never seen a Web page before.

Ever since I’ve been into computers, I’ve been a Mac guy. I don’t want to get into PC-bashing, but PCs are just weird and stupid. ‘Right-click?!’ I’m not a branding guy, but [Apple] and Vans are the only two companies I’d buy stock in.

On digital movie distribution, as a filmmaker: I like it. It’s yet another avenue to get your movie out there. There’s always someone who hasn’t seen something before… And it looks good. And I’d said ‘f*** DVDs’ when they first came out, same when they announced the iPod.

On the new iPhone: I’m just waiting for them to drill a hole in it. The iF***. Now that you can make phone calls from your iPod, the only thing left to do is [make love to] it. Women are in big trouble! And it’ll all be Steve Jobs’ fault.

By the way, has everyone SEEN those new iPhones??? Must…Have…NOW!!!! Hurry up June!!!

View Askew NewsBites™

January 11th @ 11:43 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Will Wilkins, E. Christopher, Chris-Brad Ashby, Joel Baldini

  • Mr. Radio Askew Will Wilkins yet again does us proud with his capture of Kevin’s recent FM radio appearance , this time on the beloved Alice 97.3. We’ve got it in both high speed and dial up formats, commercial-free and broken up in two clips. The first segment runs 1:12, the second comes in at 2:02. A full 3 hours of Kevin goodness!
  • A scooper report at Aint It Cool reports a bit more on Kevin’s role in “Live Free or Die Hard” — That of a computer geek/whiz of sorts. This seems like it MIGHT be made up, so we’ll reserve our judgement on the nature of Kevin’s role until we hear it from the man himself (he teased on it in his Myspace blog recently). Not that this might not be the role, we just didn’t like the way AICN’s scoop read. The announcement itself has of course has the AICN talkback trolls and posters mixed in reaction as always, but we’re sure that Kevin will once again flex his acting chops and steal the scenery this July.
  • And finally today, we love this quite brilliant take on the Star Wars argument from Clerks, done by an Australian TV show called “The Bazura Project”. Every week the program spoofs a film in their opening segment — For this one, it’s Clerks and a dialogue on Star Wars Epsiode I vs. Episode II. Enjoy, and we’ll see you again next time! Thanks for stopping by.

The NAF: Reborn Again!

January 11th @ 12:31 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • As we entered 2007, and our TENTH year of bringing you all the latest News Askew on the web, we promised you changes. It’s time for a rebirth, a refresher, a cleanup, and a gut check. We’ve scoured the site and identified lots of places that needed the dust blown off, bug fixes, information updates, and more. Today, we’ve started with our first item — Our News Askew Forums have been reborn with a new, streamlined software and interface.

Here’s the important part — If you haven’t logged in for a while, but would like to keep your account and username, please LOG IN NOW. It’ll just take a sec. If you forgot your password, ask the forum to send it to you by entering in the e-mail you used to register with. Because in around a week, we’re cleaning house to remove the “dead” users, most of which are spambots that managed to get in on the last board. That won’t happen again, we assure you.

The new News Askew Forums (or “NAF”, as the regulars like to call it) represent an open community of fans to discuss the latest stories posted here, as well as chat about other related pop culture items. Our “Anything Goes” board is a fun area where the gang can post about pretty much anything they want. And they’re a great bunch of fans, so dedicated that some take banners around the world to show their love for the forum and the friends they’ve made there.

Remember, this is NOT the View Askew forum – Kevin and the gang do NOT post here or normally read here. To talk to Kevin, register over at the official View Askew Message Boards.

As we spent the day rolling this thing out and cleaning it up, (with thanks to Ming for the on-call support during the day for some much-needed database help), we’ll be back with a full update tomorrow, including new Kevin FM audio, Macworld appearance info, and more. See you then! Enjoy the forum, and watch for future facelifts and enhancements to NAF as the week goes on.

A Clerks Double Feature In Austin?

January 8th @ 11:26 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by John Lovegrove, Robb Johnston

  • It’s not too often you have a View Askew double feature, and we don’t recall this one’s EVER been done…Definitely not OFFICIALLY anyway. Kevin’s hinted that he’ll come to Austin, Texas in FEBRUARY for a Clerks & Clerks II double feature (followed by a big Q&A session we imagine). Check Kev’s post for this blatant hint. No official date or details yet, though hearing this direct from Kevin makes it seem very likely to happen. Probably at that awesome Alamo Drafthouse, too, to make us even more jealous. Man, could more COOL stuff happen in Austin? We’ll of course keep you posted on this event, which we’re sure will sell out in record time.

View Askew NewsBites™

January 8th @ 11:25 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Robb Johnston, Jed Rosenzweig, Zach Cravens, Moog

  • According to this weekend’s episode, Kevin is slated to host “At The Movies” this weekend, for their “Worst of the Year” episode. Should be a lot of fun. Check your local listings for stations and airtime, as the show syndicates.
  • What we believe is the first DVD review of the HD Clerks II DVD has appeared online at High Def Digest. Big surprise: THEY LOVED IT!!! They don’t give it the highest marks for transfer, since the movie after all has an appearance all its own, and looks the way Kevin wanted. The review ALSO reveals that the disc has a hidden TrueHD sound soundtrack!!! Even better, the review confirms that not a single of the awesome extras from the original Clerks II disc are sacrificed. Even better, they’ve ALL been transferred to 1080p HiDef. WOW. So, HD-DVD owners (yes, we’re talking to YOU, Xbox 360 DVD addon folks) — This should be a fixture in your newly growing HD-DVD library!
  • Check the “films” tab on this filmmaker’s website and look for a short called “Pretzels”. It features the Leonardo Quick Stop (inside and out) and even switches to Black and white for the inside shots. Perty nifty.
  • And it seems Leonardo/Red Bank trips are become more popular these days! Here’s more photos from a fan who was kind enough to share his story in words and pics. He says:
Hi my name is Zach Cravens. I’m 20 years old and a huge fan of the Kevin and the site. I seen that on Sunday, January 7th you posted two pictures of fans taken in Leonardo. its been a dream of mine for years to visit the Quick Stop, RST Video, Jacks Music Shop, and Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash. Well that dream finally came true when I convinced my mother(I don’t have my license) to drive me all the way from Muncie, Indiana to Red Bank and Leonardo, New Jersey. She said yes and we left on August 15th, 2006. It was the 1st time either of us have ever been remotely close to the east coast and it took a little over 16 hours because we got lost in Jersey City. Any way I took quite a bit of pictures and after seeing the two pictures of the guys in front of the Quick Stop I figured i’d send them to you. thank you for your time.

If you’re a fan, make sure you make a trip of your own to the east coast mecca (and of course, the Stash) — All that stuff really is still there, and truly is neat to see. We still remember the cool factor of pulling up to the block of stores for the first time almost 10 years ago. Hey, thanks for stopping in, and we’ll see you back here again!

View Askew NewsBites™

January 7th @ 8:42 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ehab Rashed, Albee Tellone, Felix Martinex

  • Here’s a new promotional site for the Clerks II DVD — This time for its Australian release. On this site, you’ll find burger recipes, free e-cards, the trailer, DVD clips, a Rosario photo gallery, and, yes…a Flash-based Kinky Kelly pin the tail on the sexy stud game. We’re not kidding.
  • Ah, the beauty of YouTube — Here’s an aspiring actress taking one of Veronica’s monologues from Clerks.

  • And finally today, on this relatively quiet news weekend, here’s a couple recent shots from Leonardo where fan Albee Tellone took his sons during the holidays. — We’ll be back with more soon, and also have some site news on the way this week as well. Stay tuned.