We just thought you might find that interesting…Remember to check Dogma : Rumor Control for all the latest up-to-date info on the film!

Sorry guys, have to put a moratorium on the personalizations for the immediate future, should be back to normal once production wraps on DOGMA.

If you haven’t yet received a personalized order that you placed before today, rest assured it is coming. If you have been procrastinating ordering something up ’til now, you have until 12:00 PM (EST) Wednesday January 14, 1998 to order the following:

personalized Clerks/Amy screenplay book
personalized Mallrats book
personalized Posters of any Kind
pick-it-yourself Clerks/Amy cells

The above mentioned items will be available in limited quantities bearing just Kevin’s signature (limited only by the number we get him to sign before taking off to rehearse with actors), and of course, VA selected cells (cause Kevin won’t have to agonize over you getting JUST the right scene, merely trust us to send from the right movie) tee-shirts, hats, keychains, jerseys, blueprints, and mousepads will be available as ever.

What we know: Will it be in black and white? “Yes and no”, said Kevin. Perhaps a Wizard-of-Ozish dissolve from B&W to color at some point in the picture, we think? Brian O’Halloran is very excited about the project, and plans to participate. EVERY Askewniverse character would hopefully appear in the film, including Jeff Anderson as Randal.

Now, here’s what we suggest: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. Obviously, Kevin’s either playing a great joke on all of us, or he just wanted to get some buzz out there and be finished with it. After all, he’s got “Dogma” to worry about along with a Fletch script…Clerks 2, if it happens, is just a thought right now and nothing more. You’re not going to get any info from View Askew on it, and we’re not talking anymore, either. Please, oh please, stop mailing us about it!

The bottom line, is, think what you like. We hope the news is true. But there’s a lot more stuff coming out of the Askewniverse that we ARE sure of…Let’s talk about that for now. 🙂

OVERRATED FILM OF THE YEAR
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2) “Chasing Amy” – I guess with a budget of only $250,000, Kevin Smithcouldn’t afford realistic characterization. Yeah, let’s have a threesome. That’ll solve our problems! Please. You’ve been watching way too much porn, Kevin.

MOST DISAPPOINTING FILM OF THE YEAR
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3) “Chasing Amy” – Has Kevin Smith ever actually TALKED to a girl?

Sad thing is, we actually normally like these guys and value their opinion. For some reason, though, they’ve decided to start a View Askew war. Who knows what the deal is, and, for that matter, who really cares? We just thought you’d like to see what was going on. We’re sure that Kevin’s just losing major sleep over it anyway. Yeah, right.

Thanks also to all of you for visiting, and for all the notes of congratulations that we received today on the milestone. We appreciate your sticking with us and the site, and hope to make the next 50,000 just as memorable.

In case anybody missed my announcements during the Q&As at the VulgarAthon, A BETTER PLACE has been invited to participate in the Flixtour, a kind of traveling film festival that will bring the film to a minimum of twelve colleges over a ten week period, starting in late January. Needless to say, I’m very excited about this- the prospect of seeing my film with so many audiences over the next few months (and getting paid for it no less) is… fuck, let’s just say that I’m very, very happy.

And we’re happy for ya…Congrats, Vincent, and good luck!

By the way, check out Vincent’s snazzy new webpage as well…