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March 26th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Johny, Shakes & Hal Phillips

  • Now that it’s drawing a little closer, here’s the complete breakdown of info on the March 30th screening of “A Better Place” at Rutgers Camden. The screening is free, and takes place at the HUGE Walter K. Gordon Theatre (Which some of you may remember from Kev’s appearance last summer). You’ll find the theatre on Third Street between CooperStreet and the Ben Franklin Bridge on the Rutgers-Camden campus. Seating is on a first-come, first-serve basis, and there’s plenty of it. E-Mail mspeanic@crab.rutgers.edu or call (609)225-6026 for more info! Don’t miss your opportunity to see this flick in all its 16mm glory!
  • Want to HEAR Kevin & Jason‘s speeches from the Independent Spirit Awards? Look no further. You can find the files in both RealAudio and WAV formats at these two sites:

http://www.shakes.net/smith/kevin.htm
http://www.isrv.com/~shakes/smith/kevin.htm

  • There’s an article in the latest Wizard with a quote from Kevin, concerning what he’s got planned for DareDevil. He says his story will be “heavily religious, very theological, but with heavy doses of action, too.” That’s the entire quote, but it also says that Daredevil’s mother, who’s now a nun, will play a big part. Sounds cool.

Liz: Matt, & Ben Gossip…

March 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Gramp

  • Finally today, from Liz Smith’s dreaded gossip column come these disturbing bits…Well, to us anyway:
      MATT DAMON, one of Hollywood’s young guns of the moment, is being hotly pursued to become Calvin Klein’s next billboard boy, posing in his skivvies. I don’t think this will occur. “Good Will Hunting’s” Damon has established himself as a serious actor / screenwriter, and it is unlikely he’d go the underwear route. Still, it is always flattering to be wanted.

      …TEXT DELETED…

      SPEAKING OF Matt Damon, his former flame and Oscar-nominated “Good Will Hunting” co-star, Minnie Driver, is doing everything she can to avoid running into Matt. Theirs was a bitter split. At least, she’s bitter. Minnie and her parents walked out of the British Academy Awards ceremony in L. A. on Saturday after they spotted Matt. And though invited, Driver didn’t show up at all for Miramax’s big pre-Oscar bash on Sunday, which was said to be the most bulous, “fun” pre-Oscar event. I guess it was a good thing Minnie avoided that party. Matt showed up with Winona Ryder, looking smitten and telling pals he was “madly in love” with her.

    Why disturbing, might you ask? Well, first of all…we just have no interest in seeing Matt in his undies…And, to make matters worse, Winona’s off the market now. What’s the world coming to?

    See ya next time.

  • ISA Speeches…

    March 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Silent Sean

  • Sure, the Oscars may have overshadowed the ISA’s, but they can’t be forgotten! Here’s a few tidbits from the speeches of the winning duo of Kevin & Jason:
      Kevin Smith- Best Screenplay

      “Just a real quick story when we finished our first film Clerks I showed it to my mother and I was like what do you think and she said “You spent 27 grand on that piece of garbage?” (Kevin holds up his trophy) Mom!(Kevin pretends to give his mother the finger)I love you mom thank you very much!”

      Jason Lee- Best Supporting Actor

      (As he approaches the podium Kevin hugs Jason) “Whew! Anyway Kevin Smith I love him so much and I appreciate all he’s done for me, all my friends that have supported me, my wife Carmen who I adore and she’s helped me so much through all of these things and Miramax and gosh everybody I just really feel good about this, I really appreciate this so much.”

  • Affleck, Damon, & Williams Win Oscars For GWH!!!!

    March 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

    NEWS ASKEW CONGRATULATES BEN AFFLECK, MATT DAMON, & ROBIN WILLIAMS ON THEIR OSCARS!!!!

    We called it yesterday folks…And we called it right! Ben & Matt walked away with the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for Good Will Hunting in last night’s awards ceremony. Their acceptance speech, in which they thanked as many folks as they could, was memorable, and the crowd couldn’t have been happier for them. Neither could we. Congrats, guys! You earned it, and certainly deserve it.

    Robin Williams’ excellent performace from the flick earned him the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor

      The 70th Annual Academy Awards

      March 23, 1998



      GOOD WILL HUNTING

      WINNER SCREENPLAY WRITTEN DIRECTLY FOR THE SCREEN
      WINNER ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE



        RED CARPET ARRIVALS







        STAY TUNED!
        Red carpet arrivals will be updated throughout the night.–>
        Ben Affleck & Matt Damon

        Ben Affleck and Matt Damon arrived in Armani at the 70th Annual Academy Awards.

        Fashion reporting by
        Tom Julian.







        STAY TUNED!
        Red carpet arrivals will be updated throughout the night.–>
        Robin Williams

        Robin Williams arrived at the 70th Annual Academy Awards dressed in a knee-length tuxedo by Armani.

        Fashion reporting by
        Tom Julian.


        ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES


        Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
        I JUST SAID TO MATT, LOSING WOULD SUCK AND WINNING WOULD BE REALLY SCARY, AND IT’S REALLY, REALLY SCARY. YOU KNOW, WE’RE JUST REALLY TWO YOUNG GUYS WHO WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE INVOLVED WITH A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE WITH WHOM IT’S COMING UPON US THERE’S NO WAY WE’RE DOING THIS IN LESS THAN 20 SECONDS. IT’S INCUMBENT UPON US TO THANK. HARVEY WEINSTEIN WHO MADE THIS MOVIE, GUS VANCE SANT, AND ROBIN WILLIAMS, AND MINNIE DRIVER. MY BROTHER CASEY, WHO’S BRILLIANT IN THE MOVIE. COLE HAUSER, AND MY MOTHER AND MATT’S MOTHER. >> JACKSON, HI TO YOU. ALL RIGHT? >> JOHN GORDON FROM MIRAMAX. >> AND CHRIS MOORE. >> CHRIS MOORE. >> AND OUR BEST AGENT IN HOLLYWOOD. AND CUBA GOODING FOR SHOWING US HOW TO GIVE OUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH >> ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND EVERYBODY BACK IN BOSTON WATCHING US TONIGHT. >> AND THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE CITY OF BOSTON. GOD, I KNOW WE’RE FORGETTING SOMEBODY. >> WHOEVER WE FORGOT, WE LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

        Robin Williams
        THANK YOU. OH, MAN. THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE TIME I’M SPEECHLESS. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. FOR THIS INCREDIBLE HONOR. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN A CATEGORY WITH THESE FOUR EXTRAORDINARY MEN. THANK YOU, BEN AND MATT. I STILL WANT TO SEE SOME I.D. THANK YOU, GUS VAN SANT FOR BEING SO SUBTLE YOU WERE ALMOST SULIMINAL. I WANT TO THANK THE CAST AND CREW, ESPECIAL THE PEOPLE IN SOUTH BOSTON. YOU’RE A CAN OF CORN. YOU’RE THE BEST. I WANT TO THANK THE WINESTEIN, MAZEL TOV. AND I WANT TO THANK MARCIA FOR BEING THE WOMAN WHO LIGHTS MY SOUL ON FIRE EVERY MORNING. GOD BLESS YOU. AND MOST OF ALL, I WANT TO THANK MY FATHER UP THERE, THE MAN WHO WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR, HE SAID, WONDERFUL, JUST HAVE A BACKUP PROFESSION LIKE WELDING. THANK YOU. GOD BLESS YOU.


        BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWS


        Q. Matt, Ben –

        A. Hey, Joyce, how you doing?

        Q. This is so unbelievable. You have to know that in Boston there is the biggest party going on right now when your names were said. They were just going crazy. What do you have to say to Boston right now?

        A. First of all, hello; and second of all, we’ve been following – in the Globe, we see all the stories. We heard everybody’s getting together at L’s. So this round’s on Matt at L. Street. Send me the bill.

        Q. We love you. Congratulations.

        A. Excellent.

        Q. What is your secret of working together, if you plan on writing more screenplays?

        A. Not only do we plan on it, we’re contracted to do it. So we have to. Have you ever worked with Harvey Weinstein, and then you somehow end up giving him – five bucks a piece. So, yeah, we’re going to be definitely writing some more. The secret to working together is abuse each other. If you can’t be honest with the guy – you work with him apropo of the point because actually we really don’t pull any punches when we critique each other.

        Q. Matt, Ben, how was it having your moms as dates, and what did they say to you?

        A. It was really good. Oh, no, my mom was just really happy. It was obviously – she just told me to try and enjoy the moment. It’s nice for our moms to see all this stuff, and my mom came to the rehearsal and took pictures. She went to Gil Cates and she’ like, “Gil, do you think it’s okay to take some pictures? Sure. Gil said it was okay.” She’s considering this her grandson, and she’s holding it for ransom until she gets her real one.

        Q. You took the bull by the horns. You created your own big break. How important is that for a struggling actor to create their own big breaks?

        A. I think more than anything that it was an exercise in frustration, because whether or not it actually comes to fruiting, I think the act of sitting down and kind of taking control of your own life – the problem of being an actor, most of the time you’re not going to be working and it’s really, really difficult to feel like you own your own life, and so just the act of sitting down, writing was something we could kind of go on our own time and feel like there was an outlet for this kind of creativity that we felt like we had. And we never would have thought really that it was possible. Even 15 years ago you didn’t think independent movies was something that you could do. So Matt and I thought that we could really do the movie by raising a little bit of money, like Kevin Smith and Spike Lee and all these – and Quentin Tarantino and all these great inventors, the Cohens and then you thought oh, well, you can make a movie because we never thought that anyone would buy it, go through the Hollywood channels. And certainly end up wining an Academy Award for God’s sake.

        Q. To Mr. Damon, which one did you want to win more?

        A. Are you kidding me, man? I’ve never even been here before. I didn’t care. He just wanted a job, sir. Thank you.




        Robin Williams

        A. We will pick 229, 2929. What, do I have to pick the numbers? Who won the Volvo? 1523, yes. We’re having a good time here.

        Q. Congratulations.

        A. Thank you.

        Q. If you had to pick, is this the nomination you would have given yourself the Oscar for?

        A. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, this one, yes. The other ones were just foreplay. This is wild night. It’s insane. I’m still like this. I was in there taking photos, I was like yeah, nice to meet you. I have to change pants but you’ll understand that. No, it is, it’s extraordinary. I’m very proud. I feel proud of the boys out there too. I feel like I left the boys in the back. Are they all right? Are Matt and Ben okay? It’s an extraordinary piece and thank you. 229, your car is here.

        Q. Good evening and congratulations.

        A. Hello good evening and congratulations.

        Q. In doing this movie, it seems like there were some challenges. Just in terms of what we know you to be, so humorous and light-hearted and funny, there were some very intense, deep moments in your dialogue in this movie.

        A. Right.

        Q. What kind of a challenge were you faced with being the kind of character that you are?

        A. You see, I was trained as an actor so its not like they have to medicate me. I think people think they put me on and say “Sit, good, good. Good take.”

        Basically it was to find a very painful aspect of the character who had lost his physical wife, who basically shuts down for a couple of years and by working with this boy, he’s able to come out of himself. And it’s beyond a therapeutic relationship – once you throttle someone, it’s not usually therapy unless it’s in the WWF. It’s to find that painful part, to find the barriers, the defenses, all of those things that – he is just as defended as the boy, and that’s what made it hard. Wonderful. The words were there – the first time I read it I wanted to do it. That scene by the pond, that’s why I wanted to do it. You have a phone call, line two. How much money have we raised?

        Q. Hey Robin, congratulations. You’re cool, you’re cool.

        A. Bless you, baby. All of a sudden I turned into jazz, yeah, baby, it’s cool, it’s all cool. Baby right now, yeah.

        Q. Tell me in your own way, in your own style, what does this thing mean to you now? What does the Oscar mean in 1998?

        A. It’s extraordinary. It’s like – it’s the golden dude. I mean, holding it, I’ve managed – I’ve been here three times before and lost and it’s always — you asked about my odds before. Basically my odds before were the same as a Jamaican bobsled team winning. And tonight it was kind of interesting, because I didn’t think I had a chance, but when they said it, it was truly a shock, and it’s a great honor. If the sad one is a great honor, it’s extraordinary. You don’t know what it’s like. I’m sailing. Much cheaper than prozac. 119, you’ve won.

        Q. Kim Basinger – how do you pronounce it? Basinger?

        A. Alec’s outside. Please don’t piss him off. He’s hit a photographer, remember that.

        Q. Anyways, she also thanked her dad and said it was because he used to watch old movies together and felt he was a big part of why she became an actress. Was there something along those lines for your thinking of thanking your dad?

        A. My father’s a very elegant man and he seriously said that to me. When I said I wanted to be an actor, he said “Have a back up profession like welding,” and I went to my first welding class and the teacher had on an eye and I said “I have to go.” But he was very supportive and I understood. He had a dream, I don’t know what it was, that he had to give up and work like crazy to support his family so when had he saw that I had found something I loved, he really helped me and stood by it and it was really wonderful and I miss him and that’s why this is really great for him.

        Q. Robin, can you talk about what winning the Oscar means to you, considering it came from a background as a comedian and now you’re being validated as an actor?

        A. Right, a lot of times – it’s strange because we talk about Oscar and the Academy with the comics. One of the people I admire most is Peter Sellers. He never got one for – he did the most extraordinary comic thing in Dr. Strangelove. Maybe now people say what’s next. I say maybe now – I’ll concentrate on comedy for the next ten years. It’s always strange. While you’re a comic sometimes you feel like this slightly damaged person. “Oh, you’re a comedian. This way, park over here.” It’s like you have to kind of – I don’t know. Joan Cusack is out there. She’s extraordinary. One of the funniest people on the planet. I don’t know what it is with comedy in the Academy but it’s changing. There’s great comics out here. One of the greatest performances of the year was Billy Connolly. He’s one of the funniest people on the planet and was doing a dramatic part. But comedy in the Academy – I don’t know why it is sometimes. Maybe because we’re unusual people, we scare you. He’s going to touch himself. I didn’t, I swear


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      CyberSleaze Oscar Review [metaverse.com]

        BEST PERFORMANCE BY A SORE LOSER RUNNER-UP GOES TO: The ravishing MINNIE
        DRIVER, who lost her Best Supporting Actress award to KIM BASINGER early on
        and ended up shooting “Please die a horrible death immediately.” stares at
        her ex-beau MATT DAMON when he won with his buddy BEN AFFLECK for Best
        Original Screenplay.

        BEST PERFORMANCE DURING AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: Has to go to the
        aforementioned BEN AFFLECK and MATT DAMON traveling frat boy show. They did
        their best CUBA GOODING JR. imitation and just began shouting out names of
        people that they wanted to thank. By the end it sounded more like a
        fraternity initiation then an acceptance speech and I was half expecting
        MATT DAMON to start yelling, “Chug! Chug! Chug!” to his buddy. Other
        comments made regarding Mr. Damon’s rather nappy looking hair included the
        immortal line, “My I suggest the use of gel??” And, “Is it me or does his
        face look like an asshole??” As you can see, the later the awards were
        given out, the less respect the award recipients were receiving in the
        Diva’s living room.

      mostNEWYORK Daily Dish [mostnewyork.com]

        Cruise for Fun

        The Academy Awards are one big networking party for the stars involved and one meeting in particular may lead to a Tom Cruise-Matt Damon movie.

        “Tom really liked meeting you last night,” top CAA agent Kevin Huvane told Damon on the eve of the Oscars.

        “Really?!” gushed Damon, who’d gotten to hang with the man he and co-star/writing partner Ben Affleck call “the King” at a party the Creative Artists Agency threw.

        “Seriously,” said Huvane. “He called me twice and mentioned it. I have to find something for the two of you to work on.”

        “Tell him . . . ” Damon half-stuttered, ” . . . tell him to call me up with any idea. I’ll try to write it.”

        Slick as he and Affleck had to be to win two Oscar nods, they’re still pinching themselves about their luck.



        Partying Till They Flop

        Affleck wasn’t above donning a dress to entertain his fellow actors in a spoof of “Wings of the Dove” Sunday.

        All the stars of Miramax films reversed roles and performed scenes from one another’s flicks at a party at the Beverly Wilshire.

        Dolled up in a flouncy gown, feathery bonnet and multi-colored coat, Affleck played Helena Bonham Carter‘s character and Damon his lover. But it wasn’t period costume: The coat, he explained from the stage, was loaned by Madonna.

        “It’s Dolce and Gabbana,” Affleck stage-whispered.

        “It’s [Jean-Paul] Gaultier!” Madonna shot back from the crowd. “And would you please get it off the floor?”

        After Affleck’s routine, Madonna, in a deeply scooped red dress, could be seen whispering in his ear, her cheek pressed against his. Affleck’s girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow, is way off in England, shooting a movie.

        Robin Williams closed the party by doing a takeoff of Judi Dench‘s Queen Victoria in her presence, and then concluding with rabbinical gravity, “Thank you all for coming to the [Miramax honchos Harvey and Bob] Weinstein bar mitzvah.” He then launched into a mock-Hebrew blessing, “which means, ‘You’ll never get [profit] points in my lifetime!”

      Washington Post [washingtonpost.com]

        LOS ANGELES (AP) — For once, the hyperactive Robin Williams was
        almost at a loss for words.

        “Ah, man!” he said Monday after winning an Academy Award for
        supporting actor. “This might be the one time I’m speechless.”

        Williams won for his role as a therapist and grieving widower
        who counsels a troubled genius in “Good Will Hunting.”

        It was the first Oscar for the comedian. He was nominated
        previously for leading performances in “Good Morning, Vietnam,”
        “Dead Poets Society” and “The Fisher King.”

        Williams, a stand-up comic turned actor, beat out Burt Reynolds
        in his comeback role as a porn movie director in “Boogie Nights,”
        as well as Robert Forster, Anthony Hopkins and Greg Kinnear.

        He hugged his wife, Marsha, and got hugs and pats on the back
        from Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, co-stars and screenwriters of
        “Good Will Hunting.” Many in the orchestra section of the
        audience gave him a standing ovation.

        When Williams finally made his way to the podium, he was his
        usual zany self, blowing kisses to the audience and cracking jokes
        about his co-stars and director.

        “Thank you Ben and Matt. I still want to see some ID,”
        Williams quipped. “Thank you (director) Gus Van Sant, you’re so
        subtle you’re almost subliminal.”

        He saved his final thanks for his wife, “the woman who lights
        my soul on fire every morning,” and his late father, who told him
        to “have a backup profession like welding” when he learned
        Williams wanted to be an actor.

        After giving a big hug to close friend and Oscar host Billy
        Crystal, Williams finally duck-walked off the stage like Groucho
        Marx, smiling from ear-to-ear.

        © Copyright 1998 The Associated Press

      New York Post [nypostonline.com]

        Robin $upports himself

        THE really big winner involved in last night's Oscars was Robin Williams, who has just become the highest-paid supporting actor in movie history.

        Williams stands to make more than $30 million for his role in "Good Will Hunting." The deal he struck with Miramax's Harvey Weinstein was for little up-front money but a share – some say 15 percent – of the film's gross.

        "Hunting" has taken in more than $115 million domestically, and has a projected worldwide gross of $300 million. Interestingly, "Hunting" will end up making about three times the money that another Miramax sleeper hit, "Pulp Fiction," brought in.

        It was fun watching Williams at the Miramax pre-Oscar party. Harvey Weinstein, who didn't get rich by paying actors a lot of money, didn't know whether to laugh or cry as Williams kidded him about the grosses. Ben Affleck rubbed it in by climbing onstage and playing Harvey at the contract signing.

        Then Williams got up and did a hilariously dirty rap in honor of his idol, Scottish scatological comedian Billy Connelly.

        Everyone let their hair down at this party, which is what the Oscars must have been like before the show became a major television event.

        Madonna was there, laughing along with the crowd as hunky star Matt Damon came on in drag to do a "Mrs. Brown" skit with his "Hunting" co-writer and co-star Affleck.

        At one point, Affleck returned his borrowed cape to Madonna. "It's a Donna Karan," he said. "No, it's Jean Paul Gaultier," she shouted from the audience.

        Dame Judi Dench and Helena Bonham Carter dropped any hint of British reserve to appear as hard-hats from "Hunting," while that movie's producer, Lawrence Bender, brought the house down playing the Pam Grier role in "Jackie Brown." Grier almost fell out of her chair laughing.


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    ISA Recaps…

    March 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Cyberaug, Umbro & Matt

  • HERE’s some photos taken backstage from the Independent Spirit Awards of Joey & Jason that you might like to take a look at.
    If you missed the show and would like to watch it in it’s entirety, check HERE for details about a rebroadcast of the ISA’s on the web! Remember, you can also see the highlights during the Oscar commerical breaks, tonight on Bravo.
  • Oscars Tonight…

    March 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well folks, this is it…Many folks consider it the biggest night in Hollywood…The 70th Annual Academy Awards! Fortunately, we’ve even got some folks in our corner to cheer for thisyear, namely, Matt & Ben, whom, as you know, have quite a few nominations going for them tonight. Lots of luck, guys!

    Our opinion: We think the screenplay award is as good as theirs, but the others are pretty up in the air. Lots of good flicks and performances to compete with…Then there’s that movie about the big boat that sinks (the title escapes us now, uhhh…) that will most likely run away with the show…Well-deserved, we might add. It’s a fantastic movie, and we’re big Cameron fans.

    Enjoy the show, good luck to the boys, and we’ll of course have a recap tonight or tomorrow.

  • View Askew NewsBites™

    March 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Vennon, Scott McCullar & Turk 182

  • Ever seen those syndicated columns in the local paper where folks write in questions about celebs and they get answered by the resident expert? This one’s out of The Dallas Morning News from the local Des Moines Register section, and it’s about Jason Lee!
  • Here’s some comic news from Scott McCullar’sUnofficial Green Arrow Web Guide. He’s monitoring everything about Green Arrow in the news and on the site’s message boards. There you can find all sorts of stuff archiving the history of the character, indexes, galleries, news, and more. Of course, Kevin’s tenure with the book is a hot topic right now. Here’s a story on the subject:
      So here’s the wackiest gimmick of all – good writing for comics
      By Andrew Smith (Comics, Etc.)

      Captain Comics has seen a lot of goofy gimmicks to boost funnybook sales: Hologram Covers; Big Guys with Guns; Bad Girls with Few Clothes On; even (Lord help us) Nuns with Guns.

      Now comics are trying the wackiest gimmick of all: It’s called “Good Writing.”

      After too many years of lame-o storytelling, the big companies are hiring the best in the business to pen their top titles. The latest coup is a fellow named Kevin Smith, best known for his movies Clerks, Mallrats and Chasing Amy. Smith (no relation) will pick up the writing chores on Marvel Comics’s Daredevil and DC Comics’s Green Arrow sometime after wrapping up his latest movie, Dogma.

      “But,” I hear you gasping, “why would a famous writer-moviemaker-raconteur like Kevin Smith lower himself to write comic books?”

      Beats me. Next thing you know, Stephen King will debase himself by writing network television. Like The X-Files, maybe.

      Anyway, if you’ve followed Smith’s career, it’s pretty obvious that he’s quite a funnybook fan himself. After all, Chasing Amy took place at a comics convention, and Mallrats had a cameo by Marvel Comics founder and pop-culture guru Stan Lee.

      This won’t be the first time Smith – who plays “Silent Bob” in all his films – has appeared in comics. Clerks the comic book (published by Oni Press, 6336 SE Milwaukie Ave., Suite No. 30, Portland Ore., 97202) was co-written by the Bob. And a new four-issue miniseries (called Jay & Silent Bob) will follow this June.

      So it’s obvious Smith has a love for four-color funnies. Heck, he must love comics, to tack his name on to second-tier titles like Daredevil and Green Arrow. I mean, we’re not talking Superman here. “The Man Without Fear” is blind, and the “Emerald Archer” shoots, um, really sharp arrows.

      OK, there’s a bit more to them than that.

      Daredevil is a martial artist who, while blind, has other heightened senses that allow him to hear heartbeats, read newspapers by touch and find his way around with “radar sense.” He’s got a sterling supporting cast, including his ex-junkie girlfriend, bumbling law partner “Foggy” Nelson, the World’s Meanest Boss (yes, including yours) and a terrific bad guy in the hulking form of “The Kingpin” of New York’s underworld. Oh, and he dresses in red tights.

      Green Arrow is the second of that name, the son of the original arrow-shooting Batman wannabe introduced in the ’40s. GA is the most politically correct hero in comics, being equal parts Caucasian, Oriental and African-American. He’s a former monk unfamiliar with the ways of the world, who is – to his complete consternation – irresistible to women. And he dresses in green tights.

      Both titles have been good reads for some time, and it’s disappointing that sales have been marginal. Marvel and DC comics are obviously banking on Smith’s cachet to draw readers to these titles, both of which are currently on the brink of cancellation.

      Still, we won’t know until at least late summer, when Dogma wraps up and this new writer climbs on board.

      In the meantime, however, there’s no dearth of good writing around. The Captain is really very pleased with how funnybooks are rising to the challenge of entertaining their readership in the face of TV, movies and the Internet.

      If you remember the dynamic comics of your childhood and want to see them again, look no further than all-ages books like Incredible Hulk, Starman, Avengers, Captain America, Thunderbolts, Astro City, Supergirl, Supreme and Justice League of America. They are so much darn fun, the Captain’s wife is getting jealous.

      Plus, Marvel has hired fan favorites Joe Quesada and Jimmy Palmiotti to punch up Black Panther (soon to be in a movie with Wesley Snipes), Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD (soon to be a TV movie with David Hasselhoff) and The Punisher (who was already in a movie with Dolph Lundgren, which the Captain is trying to forget). And Chris Claremont and John Byrne, the duo who launched The Uncanny X-Men into the stratosphere some 20 years ago, have signed on for another tour of duty with Marvel’s Fantastic Four and Spider-Man, respectively.

      Imagine that: Comics that are fun to read. Just plain old good storytelling, with nary a hologram cover, heavily-armed muscleman, half-naked babe or psychotic nun in sight.

      It’s crazy – but it just might work!

  • Finally, from Dennis Miller’s brief Oscar nomination monologue last night:
      Good Will Hunting…Where do these two fresh-faced motherfuckers get off being this brilliant, this early?”

  • ISA NewsFlash!

    March 23rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris


    Kevin Smith & Jason Lee Win Independent Spirit Awards!

    News Askew would like to congratulate Kevin Smith, winner of the Best Screenplay award for “Chasing Amy”, and Jason Lee, Best Supporting Male, also for “Chasing Amy”. Both were up against some stiff competition, which makes the win even sweeter. Kevin’s speech, which he opened with the line, “This makes up for all the girls who told me I had a small dick”, is being called the most memorable moment of the show.

    Again, congrats to two well-deserved, hard-working guys.

    If you MISSED the ISAs, don’t fret, just turn your TV to Bravo tomorrow night during ALL the Oscar breaks for all the best award-winning moments from the awards show!

  • Actually, with all the awards excitement, there really isn’t much else going on this weekend! Just one more thing: If you missed Joey Adams’ Tonight Show appearance promoting her Golden Globe nomination, it’s due to be rerun tomorrow (Monday) night. Thanks to Silent Sean for the scoop.

    We’ve been enjoying some relaxing downtime, but as you know we’re always busy, so look for some more big announcements from us in the coming weeks. ‘Til next time…

  • Song Dedicated To Kevin Smith…

    March 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Shpank

  • Our scooper and a couple friends have put together an as-yet-untitled song about Kevin Smith and the Askewniverse…And it’s pretty damn good! It’s just a work in progress now, but we’ve got links to all the different versions of the song right here! (You can also visit his site HERE for the latest revisions to the tune: RealAudio , WAV or MP3.
  • Catch The ISA’s Online Today!

    March 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Scott Benner

  • If you’re like us and really wanna see “Chasing Amy” clean up at the Independent Spirit Awards today, but don’t have the Independent Film Channel, fear not! Install RealVideo and log on to IFC BroadBand to watch the awards in a live webcast! The fun starts at 4:00 PM TODAY! Don’t miss it!