Archive for August, 1998

The Banky Hat!

August 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming Chen & Mike Lenzlinger

  • In other big merchandise news, an oft-requested item has now been made available directly from the Stash…A replica of Banky’s hat from Chasing Amy! Listen to what they’ve got to say about this fine item:
Ming Chen Modeling The HatBecause you demanded it! (and demanded it and demanded it and demanded it…) Available for the first time ever is the infamous “Snootchie Bootchies Bluntman!” hat that Banky Edwards wears in the movie Chasing Amy! This FITTED hat is light blue with the infamous “Snootchie Bootchies Bluntman!” stiched on the back in purple. And on the front, an orange letter ‘B’. Now you have no reason to wait, buy it NOW!

Detailed image of the back here (44K JPG)
Detailed image of the front here (44K JPG)

NOTE: This FITTED hat comes in a size 7 1/2 ONLY.

ORDER IT HERE ($20.00 + shipping)

Buy Amy On Video Today!

August 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

Chasing Amy

  • You’ve been asking for over a year, now the day is finally here! You can now own a BRAND NEW copy of Chasing Amy on VHS here in the States at an affordable price. Look for it on video shelves everywhere, and make this masterpiece a part of your collection.

Whole Lotta News From Kevin…

August 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Gramp, McManus & The Mistrel

  • Kevin’s back on the board, probably with one of the biggest updates on the VA scene that we can remember, plus some personal news as well. Read the post, then our comments:
My apologies. I’ve missed so much. I’ve been knee-deep in comics-scripting, editing, and some deal-making (which I’ll make ya’ll privy to as soon as things are set in stone). When not doing the above, I’ve been relishing the birthday gift sent by my agents at Endeavor: every episode of ‘The Simpsons’ ever made! I was taken back by how many I’d actually missed over the years.

On that note, thanks to all who sent cards and gifts (you too, Kathleen – those smokes came in handy) over the last few weeks.

Where to start…

The San Diego Con was a load of laughs. Thanks to all who showed up. The figures went over surprisingly well (then again, considering the craftsmanship, perhaps it’s not that surprising). I’d urge all to pick up a set if you have the means.

The reaction to the scene was huge, as you might’ve read on some of the gossip sites (and our own NewsAskew). It was welcome on our end, as audiences won’t be seeing the completed flick for quite some time.

On that subject: Harvey came down and watched what we’d finished of the flick shortly before we left for San Diego.

The man loved it (he’s convinced Ben will get nominated for Best Actor), and verified what we’d always suspected:

they’re going to hold the film for a Cannes debut. If the ‘Max follows the ‘Pulp’ release plan, that’d mean the flick’ll hit theatres in fall of ’99 (can’t do the summer, man – there’s that ‘other Trilogy’ flick). Rest assured, we’ll have a screening for board (or bored) folks well in advance of this.

Ben came down yesterday (along with Jon Gordon, our ‘Max exec) and hung out for the day. We had some lunch and watched the flick (which he, too, loved), and discussed some places to begin hacking down, once we’re done with the first cut. Mind you – the first cut’s coming in at around the three and a half hour mark. Lest anyone think I’m all for a longer version of this movie, let me assure you that I’m not. Anything more than a two and a half hour cut of this movie would be indulgent. We’re aiming for two twenty – not an easy task, when you consider that means and hour and change of material has to go (the upside: it’ll make a great laserdisc). I’d let you know what’s going and what’s staying, but the draft that’s out there on the ‘net is a ways away from the final draft, so it’d be pointless.

In terms of this picture’s tank-ability: it’s already made the lion’s share of its cash back in foreign sales. And even if the movie was a complete piece of shit (which from the reaction we’re getting and the ol’ (big) gut instinct, it doesn’t seem to be), it’s assured a healthy opening, based on the cast alone. I don’t think I’m shooting myself in the foot here by stating there’s no possible way this movie could ‘tank’… financially.

Of course, there’s always the critics.

The slate for the coming year in terms of the Oni projects is pretty cool. We’ve got some great books planned for the faithful. The reaction we got from retailers and pro’s in San Diego was amazing, and the numbers we’ve seen on this stuff is beyond any of our initial expectations (something that carried over to the ‘Daredevil’ run as well – the numbers of the books ordered were five times that of the numbers in recent years, making it a top ten book for the week it ships; needless to say, Marvel’s happy). I’m really enjoying the comics stuff, and I’m glad to see that most of you are too.

That’s about it professionally…

Personally?

I’ve been sitting on this news for awhile, but it’s kind of too good to not share.

Remember that USA Today article they did on me waaaaay back in March/April? Well the woman who wrote that piece -her name’s Jennifer Schwalbach. We sort of fell in love (yes – the article was that good), and we’ve been dating for some time now. There’s a ton I could say on the subject, but something’s I’m learning I want to keep for myself.

But not this one…

Ready?

April ’99…

I become a dad.

How cool is that?

  • Way cool! Congratulations, Kevin & Jennifer! As for the Askew news, we’re psyched. Wow. A 3 1/2 hour cut of Dogma, huh? We’d watch it. But he’s right, 2:20 seemslike a more realistic running time for a flick such as that…It’s just a shame to think that an entire 1:10 of screentime’sgonna hit the floor, but we can rest assured it’ll all resurface on laser (and DVD!) at some point.
    As for the other cryptic stuff, well, as usual, we’ll leave Kevin to make those announcements (especially since we don’tknow about most of this “deal-making”)…

NEWSFLASH: LIMITED JAY & BOB FIGURES STILL AVAILABLE!

August 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

The Exclusive Jay & Silent Bob Figures From GraphittiHow many of you are DYING because you couldn’t make it to the San Diego Con to pick up those limited Jay & Silent Bob figures? Well, don’t give up hope, because we’ve got some BIG news for ya! Apparently, there’s a few of the suckers left! Here’s the details from Oni & Graphitti:

There a little less than two hundred sets left. They retail for $59.95 plus $6.00 postage. Of this, $10 is donated to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. The fund is used to defend stores and publishers against first amendment troubles. CALL TOLL FREE AT 1-800-699-0115 BETWEEN 9AM & 5PM PACIFIC TIME. These sets are numbered, limited to 1,000 sets, the figures are slightly different than the ones that will come out in Oct. (Jay doesn’t come with the bong and stash bag, plus a few tweaks will be made to the figures), the box also includes two variants of Jay and Silent Bob #1 (one with a cover picture of Jay holding the Bob toy and one of Bob holding the Jay figure) of which only 1,500 of each cover wasprinted.

These things are gonna go FAST, so be sure and order your set(s) as soon as possible. Once they’re gone, they’re gone, and the new sets are going to be different. Don’t miss out on this chance to own a real VA collector’s item!

Commentary

August 23rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’ve made some enhancements to the sidebar today…Hope you like the new look. Look for more changes like this to come in the future, especially when we’ve got extra time. Just a couple NewsBites today, and look for a new vote topic later tonight!

View Askew NewsBites™

August 23rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Michael Kiersh & Brian Crewe

  • Mallrats will air on TV (with a TVPG rating, no less!) this Saturday, August 29th, on ABC. Tune in and watch the magic of cuts and bleeps in full force…We can’t wait to see what choice “clean” words they choose to replace some of the dialogue with!
  • Check out the new links we’ve added in the side, including the new HISTORY ASKEW site, which takes the entire Askewniverse and places it into a timeline! Cool stuff.

Fletch DVD…

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Robert Pouria

  • Our scooper picked up a copy of “Fletch” on DVD…Apparently, in the”Bonus Materials” section, they have a Chevy Chase filmography. On the first couple of pages, they mention “Dirty Work” and “Vegas Vacation” and stuff, then they list all of his movies from most recent to his first. The second one from the top lists “Fletch 3 (1998)”. The first one is “Dirty Work (1998)”. Considering that Fletch 3 doesn’t even have a script yet, it’s kinda strange! Guess they expected Kevin to be finished with it much sooner…

BHD In Scud Comic!

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Nolan Reese

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  • We’ve been sitting on this story for a while now, basically because we were too lazy to scan the pic in, but Big Helium Dog gets a nice plug in the latest Scud: Tales From The Vending Machine (issue 4, drawn by Clerks artists Jim Mahfood). We’re big Scud fans, so this was cool to see. This book’s a spinoff with a different Scud every week, drawn by a different artist. The original Scud is a fantastic comic as well.

Also, every book has an opening with suggested voice talents for the characters in the book. Mahfood chose Jason Lee as the voice for “D.J. Mind Trip”. Cool stuff…

View Askew NewsBites™

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Dickon Edwards, Allan, Rotate, & Bruce Hartford III

  • Correction: A lot of you have been asking about a new Van Damme movie coming out with an actress in it named Carmen Lee. We’ve learned that this is indeed a DIFFERENT Carmen Lee than Jason’s wife, she’s a Hong Kong-born actress.
  • Rumor has it that Kevin will appear in the next Playboy (clothed, of course) along with a very unclothed Cindy Crawford. We knew you were buying the issue already, but now you’ve got even MORE reason. Apparently, a lot of pics from the office/comic shop are in the current layout.
  • A fan has written a treatment for a sequel to Dogma, believe it or not, and placed it online for you to check out. Read it HERE. Remember this script has NOTHING to do withKevin Smith or View Askew, and probably contains Dogma spoilers! Read at your own risk.
  • Annnnnd finally today: A class at San Jose State University called “RTVF 170A – Act & Dir Camera” has made Kevin’s“Two Screenplays” book required reading! Kinda neat…Sign us up!

Rock Muted…

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by George Tringali & KBoard

  • Sounds as if Chris Rock‘s still just a bit too outta control for morning TV…We don’t see the worry, but hey, that’s network execs for ya:
Chris Rock causing trouble on NBC's Today Show...Chris Rock Deleted
Chris Rock’s “ass” got him booted from Today Wednesday.

The comic actor’s prolific use of the word “ass” (as in, he’d like to “whup” Sexgate special prosecutor Kenneth Starr’s, you know, “ass”) during a liveQ&A with morning news co-anchor Matt Lauer prompted producers to edit outthe segment for the West Coast rebroadcast, the New York Post reports.

“We are big fans of Chris and admire his work,” NBC said, in a statement.”He has been a guest before on the show, but his language today wasinappropriate for morning television, especially for the many children whoare off from school and watching at that hour.”

By the Post’s count, Rock’s “inappropriate” language also included a spare”crap” and “scumbag.”

If only he’d stuck to “semen-stained dress” or “oral sex” or any othernumber of now-common TV topics in the Sexgate era…

This was not a point lost on the biting HBO talk host and Lethal Weapon IV costar.

“I find it odd that the people at the Today Show felt that talk of staineddresses and violent crimes was more suitable for morning television than mejoking about whupping Ken Starr,” Rock told the Post.

The four-minute Rock interview aired raw and uncut in the Eastern andCentral time zones, according to the newspaper. The network reportedreceiving 96 complaint calls as a result.

Viewers in the Mountain and Western time zones–who watch Today on tapedelay–weren’t so troubled.

In place of the ex-Saturday Night Live funnyman, they got a canned reportabout a cowboy rodeo college.

Rock’s hit HBO show’s third season premiered on HBO last night.