Archive for May, 1999

Kevin Returns From Cannes…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Kevin and the rest of the crew have returned triumphantly from France, with Dogma receiving rave reviews as well as a long line of distributors hoping to get their hands on the film for theatrical distribution this SEPTEMBER OR OCTOBER! Also, it seems a few more minutes are going to be trimmed (sigh) from the film, due to general comments from critics stating that the film still ran just a little long for mass consumption. Here’s Kevin:
COULDN’T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER WEEKEND…

Back from the dead. Or rather, feel dead. Did a lot of press in a very short amount of time. But it was worth it.

The screenings went great – way better than I’d hoped for. The press (while unanimous in their belief that the flick is too long) dug us (couldn’t ask for better pieces by Janet Maslin and Kenny Turan at the Times’ – NY and LA respectively). Granted, I’ve just read ol’ Todd McCarthy’s review for Variety, which isn’t the first thing you want to see early on a Monday morning, after you feel like you’ve succeeded. However, let him rail, I say; I don’t agree with his take on the procedings, and Todd’s reviews are hardly sacrosanct (his review of ‘Amy’ didn’t bode well for the box office of the pic, and his review of ‘Slingblade’ also insisted on cuts being made to avoid disaster; he was wrong, it seems, on both accounts).

But he’s not too far from the mark on the length issue (though his too-high estimate of 30-40 minutes is a bit laughable). Every journalist I sat down with said they dug the flick, but cuts needed to be made. They almost all threw out a figure of ten to fifteen minutes, though – a far cry from a half hour or more. So once we’ve settled in, it’s back to the Avid for some more trimming.

All that aside, Cannes was pretty sweet. Walking up the red carpet, the Palais screening, the standing ovation (which doesn’t really count in my book, as it seems they do it at every flick). Earlier the day of the screening, Pierson had told me that at the Cannes ‘Dead Man’ screening two years back, the notoriously frank French audiences not only booed (which they apparently did a few times as this fest too), but yelled directly at Jarmusch. John said “One guy waited ’til it was quiet and called out ‘JEEM! THEES EES SHEET!'” That spooked me. The whole screening, I was waiting for at least half the audience to belt out a chorus of boos when the lights came up. But even at three in the morning (when the lights came up), they were applauding, standing, whistling, with nary a catcall or “KEVEEN! CUT THEERTY MEENUTES!” interupting the good will.

Couldn’t have asked for anything more, as far as I was concerned.

On the distrib/release front, you can all put away your Artisan hats. The fools offered to take video – VIDEO, for heaven’s sake. Word was they called back Saturday afternoon after the NY and LA Times pieces hit the street, offering that perhaps they were too hasty. Needless to say, I’d like to go another way.

There’re cats who’re jockeying for position that I’m excited about, and I think Harvey wants to take his time to hear everyone out (except Artisan at this point). I’m hearing September/October as the release date now, depending on whether or not we get into the NY Film Fest. Regardless, it’ll be shortly after summer ends, if all goes well.

The other thing the critics seemed to all agree on was the complete lack of controversy the film contained. Irreverent, yes; blasphemous, no. Most agreed, too, that it was entirely pro-faith, and far from ‘anti-Catholic’ (including most of the Italian jouralists I spoke with, even though one of them is now insisting that we had some sort of ‘disastrous’ screening; go figure). Needless to say, I felt a bit vindicated by that. I am, after all, nothing else if not a booster for the faith.

All in all, a great trip, with wonderful memories, strong prospects for the future of the flick, and time spent with good friends for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Ol’ Todd’s review notwithstanding, I feel excellent.

Thirty to forty minutes…

What a maroon.

Well, we suppose this news eliminates at least one response from this week’s poll topic. Offering VIDEO distribution ONLY? How rude! We thought Artisan was smarter than that. Anyway, Kevin’s obviously being vague about which distributors are front-runners, but we’re sure it’ll be made clear soon enough.

As for the reviews Kevin refers to, especially the notorious Variety review, see below.

It really is a shame to hear that more cuts are going to be made. As devoted View Askew fans (as we know you are, too), the film would actually play much better to us had MORE of the material been kept in. However, viewing Dogma as a film for MASS consumption (not just the die-hard fans like us), cutting the running time does seem to be a good idea. The problem is that, with Dogma‘s large amount of well-written, all important characters, and complex storyline, it really deserved a long running time to flesh things out nicely. The film we witnessed really did have an epic feel to it, and shortening the running time will definitely take away from that a bit. Some of the more painful losses that we’ve heard about are the “hospital” ending sequence (which may have needed some trimming, but will be sorely missed by us), as well as some of Carlin‘s performance. We can rest assured, however, that all of the outstanding footage that was shot WILL indeed resurface on video versions of the film (likely sometime next Spring).

In short: Dropping the length of Dogma to what the final release will contain won’t please the hardcore fans of Kevin‘s pacing and snappy dialogue, but it should help keep mainstream audiences happier, which is better for the film in the long run.

Jay & Silent Bob #4 Delayed…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Joe Nozemack/Oni Press

  • The final chapter of the best-selling miniseries, Oni’s “Jay & Silent Bob” (Issue 4), has been delayed. Originally scheduled for June the 8th, there’s no new release date yet, but we’re sure a new one will come our way soon. The book will DEFINITELY hit shelves prior to Dogma’s release, just as orignally planned, and will bring the duo right up to the film’s beginning.

On a related note, Oni Double Feature #12 is out and going strong, in fact, they’re having trouble keeping it on the shelves! Fans have been calling it Kevin’s best work on a comic to date. Grab a copy while they still last!

Dogma Clip Aired On ET Tonight!

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Nolan Reese, Lord Adrock & John Rich

  • We missed it! Apparently, Entertainment Tonight showed Dogma’s early Airport Scene (yes, the one we had walk-on parts in) TONIGHT!!! Who knows if any of our coverage saw airtime, but we’d like to see it regardless. If anyone has a copy of the episode on tape (if you taped it for posterity or just weren’t home and set the VCR, we’d LOVE a copy. Drop us a line.

Commentary…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Howdy all. We’ve got a lot to talk about today! Kevin and the gang are back from Cannes, and we’ve got Kevin’s post to the masses for all of you to enjoy. Also, some news on Jay & Silent Bob #4, our summaries cleanup operation, some new Dogma reviews, and lots more. You also may notice that many of our movie links, which normally sent you over to the Internet Movie Database, now take you directly to Reel.Com‘s website. In an effort to keep this site free from bloated advertising, we’ve joined their affiliate program, which basically means we make a few pennies if ya surf to their site from ours and buy something. It’s cool, unobtrusive, and helps us keep the site free. You won’t see us plugging them incessantly or anything, but if you’re gonna go there and pick up a movie on tape or DVD or something, use our links to do it…It’ll help support News Askew! We thank ya. Okay, on with the update…It’s a long one today, so sit back, grab a beverage, and enjoy:

ATTN. FEMALES: Coyote Ugly Open Casting Call!

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Edie, Patrick Keller & Chasing Holden

TOUCHSTONE Pictures’ MOVIES.COM website has details of an open casting call for the lead female role in producer Jerry Bruckheimer’s COYOTE UGLY. The filmmakers are seeking a “sexy young beauty,” approximately 18-22, with a “golden” singing voice, for a romantic comedy about 21-year-old Violet Sanford’s adventures in New York. Written by Gina Wendkos (Jersey Girl), Kevin Smith (Clerks), and Todd Graff (Beautician and the Beast), the script finds Sanford pursuing her dream of becoming a songwriter, only to be sidelined by accolades and notoriety that spring from her day job as a bar maid at the outrageous Coyote Ugly nightclub. Details of the traveling casting call are being posted at the site as they are made available, with info on Chicago (5/25) and Toronto (5/29-30) already online, and info for Atlanta, Austin, Cleveland, Los Angeles, Miami, Nashville, and Seattle (and possibly Boston, Vancouver, and Washington, D.C.) forthcoming.

If any of you lucky gals make it in, we hope you won’t forget us little people at News Askew. Send us an autographed 8×10, or invite us to the premiere or something. 🙂 Good luck!

Commentary…

May 23rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’ve got your daily dose of Askew today, including a few new articles (which we’ve added to the Dogma: Rumor Controlpage only to help avoid clutter here, including Entertainment Weekly Online’s report), a new poll topic (thanks to Jesse Melichar), and a few other surprises as well. Read on:

Cannes: One Attendee’s Experience…

May 23rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Rafaella

  • It’s easy to overlook some of the little things when you read about all the glamour and glitz from reporters that have all access to things at and around the festival. Here’s a report that was sent to us from someone who DIDN’T have the best of times, and presents a very objective view. You’ll also find 4 new exclusive shots that she’s included with her summary above:
I’ve just come home from Cannes. That is no film festival: it’s a real scam! You can’t do anything if you don’t have a pass, they must be mad.

There were lots of policemen…quite amusing ones, too! They wore a very elegant uniform, and they bore a SABRE! Oh my gosh….what was their use? To “escort” those poor people up the red carpeted staircase… I really can’t understand the French. As for the “poor people”, they were surrounded by ravenous photographers yelling “BEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!”.

BTW, they butchered the pronounciation of all the names: Kevin’s surname became “Smiss” and all the others’ had strange French accents: Ben Affléck, Salma Hayék, etc…All I could do was to wait 2 hrs to be in the first row among the “normal filthy people”. I couldn’t see almost nothing because of the policemen who blocked my view! All I could see was a glimpse of Spike Lee, then Salma Hayek (the photographers adored her, she was really radiant), and fortunately, Alan Rickman, who turned in our direction (telepathy?).

Anyway, I bought some photos, I’ve scanned them and I’m sending them to you. I only bought the Alan Rickman ones because they were really pricey (you don’t know the meaning of “expensive” until you visit the French Riviera). I would have loved to buy all of them because they were very good photos, especially the ones showing Jason Mewes descending the staircase with a big haunted smile on his face. The photos have a copyright, but I really do not care! I’m immediately putting them on my page. That’s the least thing they can do after this waste of money and time.

Last, but not least, there’s a mystery: the bigger Italian newspaper reported that the Dogma screening was a catastrophe and the journos hated it. I’ve just checked the Mr Showbiz page and they wrote just the opposite! What’s up? I suspect the Italian journo was a bit offended….I wonder if he’s one of the dreaded “fanatics”.

Regardless, the majority of our reports were very positive towards the film, which is good. There’s always gonna be some bad blood out there from critics. As for our scooper, we suppose that just goes to show you it’s tough being a non-guest around a film festival!

Mallrats DVD Print Ad!

May 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by VideoGuru

  • Here it is, your first look at the Mallrats DVD: This ad confirms a TON of special features that we’ve been drooling over having the chance to see for what seems like forever! Nothing really NEW revealed here, but it is kinda sweet to see the actual package and ad in all its glory, isn’t it? Kinda makes things more “real”. It’s really gonna happen! Anyway, click the thumb to see a full size scan of this monster, sure to be the crown jewel of you DVD collection. Man, this anamorphic version’s gonna look SWEET on my 16:9 TV! Hell, it’s so good you should even buy it if you DON’T have a player. You will someday anyway, right?

Who’s Gonna Distribute Dogma?

May 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Robby

  • It’s a race! Will ARTISAN nab Dogma? Who’s it gonna be? Seems everyone wants the flick…This would certainly be a1-2 punch for Artisan, since Blair Witch really blew our socks off. IndieWire is keeping track of this with up to the minute reports, including this one:
There was a little tension in the air on Wednesday night at the “The Blair Witch Project” party where Artisan execs played it cool about acquisitions while receiving congratulations after the screening. At the same time there was talk over whether to pass on Jim Jarmusch’s “Ghost Dog” and whether to pick up Kevin Smith’s “Dogma” from Miramax before someone else does. They are, of course, not the only company vying for the new film from the director of “Clerks” and “Chasing Amy” which screens to the public in a late night 12:15 am screening slot tonight. While a top exec at one studio flew to New York for last week’s screening (see indieWIRE May 17), and other distribs, including another LA-based studio, have also shown interest in the Ben Affleck, Matt Damon-starrer, claimed one Cannes source. The press will get a chance to see if the “comic fantasia” lives up to all the hype in a special industry screening this morning (Friday) at 11 a.m.

Cannes Photos & Details!

May 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Pocketwatch, Trevor Emmitt, Gramp, Zeebadaboodee & Kevin Armont

  • By the time you’re reading this, due to the time difference, Dogma has indeed played the Cannes film festival! Pretty cool, huh? Reactions and details on the actual screening have yet to come in, but MANY thanks go to Pocketwatch for nabbing these excellent shots taken of the cast at a photocall. All the thumbs enlarge to nice, big, clear pics, featuring Linda, Ben, Salma, Alan, and Kevin. Enjoy!

In addition, a new story just came over the wire regarding Dogma (along with David Lynch’s new film) being the top talked-about flicks at this year’s festival. We’ve edited out the Lynch stuff, but the full article appears over at Dogma: RC if you’re interested. For the first time, this piece also reveals a snappy & humorous disclaimer that’s been put on the beginning of the film. A disclaimer before a VA film! We suppose it may ruin the joke if you read it and want to go in totally cold, so consider yourself warned: The disclaimer is mentioned at the end of this article! Here’s more:

Cannes Screens Lynch, Smith Films

By JOCELYN NOVECK Associated Press Writer

CANNES, France (AP) – Director David Lynch is well known for his strange, dark, often violent films. Yet at Cannes, he’s come up with a heartwarming movie where nobody dies, nobody is hurt and nobody is even mean.

Kevin Smith is known for small, quirky films that deal with mundane issues like the lives of store clerks. At Cannes, he’s presenting a film about nothing less than good, evil and the Catholic Church.

Both films, presented Friday, are among the most talked-about at this year’s festival.

Smith’s film could not be more different. In “Dogma,” showing out of competition, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon play angels who try to return to heaven after they are banished. The film also stars Linda Fiorentino as a reluctant descendant of Jesus Christ, Chris Rock as a trash-talking 13th apostle, Alan Rickman as an angel who is the voice of God, and singer Alanis Morisette as God.

The Walt Disney Co. (NYSE:DIS – news), the parent company of Miramax Films, apparently felt it would be inappropriate to release the film under any of the company’s movie labels, including Miramax. So Miramax co-chairmen Bob and Harvey Weinstein formed a separate company to purchase and find a distributor for the film.

Smith, who previously directed “Clerks,” “Mallrats” and “Chasing Amy,” says he knew he was going to ruffle some feathers. But he told a news conference he hoped people would “see the movie for what it is.”

To that end, the film begins with an amusing disclaimer, in which the filmmakers note that God, too, has a sense of humor – witness the platypus.

Then it apologizes to the platypus community.

But the film may be offensive even to those who accept the religious satire. There is plenty of blood and guts, and it is a bit jarring to see charming Matt Damon blowing people away.