Archive for August 22nd, 1999

TNT Roughcut On News & Rumors…

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Vishal Sharma

  • We really enjoyed this TNT Roughcut piece that questions the way that the web has become a blur of what’s real news, rumors, gossip, and the like. Using the example of the stuff revolving around us and the Mr. Showbiz site earlier this week, this is a very interesting article that makes a lot of sense. Check it out:

The Hot Button

By David Poland

THE UGLY: The line between news and gossip continues to bend. And as is so often the case, I can’t blame the ‘Net for this one. Mr. Showbiz picks up a piece off the Web about Dogma. They get it from newsaskew.com, a Kevin Smith dedicated site that Smith contributes to as if it were his personal site, which is great for his fans. So newsaskew.com has become the clearing house for Kevin Smith info and Dogma info with it. Okay. Mr. Showbiz picks up on newsaskew.com’s feeling that Dogma is not going to be released by Lions Gate as has been rumored for months. The problem is, the Lions Gate deal was always a rumor in that the deal was never finished. Right before Lions Gate, the rumor was that October was picking up the film. Now, newsaskew.com is floating a rumor that New Line will pick up the film, but admits in big red lettering that “THIS IS JUST A RUMOR!!!!” Mr. Showbiz cites that reservation, but prints the rumor anyway and then cross pollinates it with an absurd bit of an Entertainment Weekly story about the transition over at Warner Bros. that asserts, foolishly, that Jerry Levin stayed purposefully away from Mike DeLuca and Robert Shaye for the Warners job because they are “the family rogue.”

DUH! New Line is the “family rogue” because they have independent financing so they don’t have to answer to Time-Warner anymore in the same way that Warner Bros. does. I have long been of the opinion that DeLuca or Shaye would be driven nuts by the corporate culture at Warner Bros. and willalways be happier doing as they want at a smaller company that can distribute wide…in other words, at a company that looks just like the one that they have built New Line into. But beyond that, the idea that New Line picks stuff up just to be rebels is absurd on its face. New Line has outperformed Warner Bros. and a number of other majors in the last years doing as they like. There is nothing to prove by championing Dogma, unless their real goal is to move Kevin Smith away from Miramax and into New Line.

In any case, I have no problem with speculation. Even idle speculation. I just added some in the last paragraph. But what scares me is the blur. What is a rumor-driven Website and where is Mr. Showbiz and where is Entertainment Weekly and how do we all keep rumors from reading like fact if you can’t tell the sources without a scorecard? Even this past week, I ran a story that the X-Men producer had said on a panel at The San Diego Comicon International that X-Men was moving to fall 2000. But that same day, I heard back from Fox that his assertion was wrong. And given the timing, I think it’s clear that Fox never actually moved the film. But now the story that’s going around, started by Variety, is that the movie was being moved “back to summer.” But it never moved! The start date did, which started speculation, but a month shift in a start date would always be unlikely to move a film from summer into fall. The price might rise by $10 – $20 million to get all the effects done on time, but interest on a movie this expensive for the extra six months before release is near $5 million, effectively thrown away money. Anyway, the spin ran both ways. Cinescape worried about whether the film could be completed. And TV Guide Online runs the story as “Fox executives are so high on the project that they’ve moved up the release date from Christmas 2000 to summer 2000, Variety reports.” Meanwhile, the real story is that there was no story…until there was a story. But no one can wait three days in this game anymore. Makes for some bad journalism.

It really is a shame that the web’s becoming so widespread that stories are becoming misconstrued like that…Kinda like that old schoolyard game, “whisper down the lane”, where someone would say something and whisper it down through a line of kids. Usually, by the end of the line, whatever was said had morphed into something completely different. All we can say is that we pledge to do our best to go back to that kid in the front of the line and double-check whatever was said, and research anything that’s put in front of us to the best of our meager abilities. Still, if we go out on a limb and report a rumor, it will be stated as such. Read with caution.

Random Quotes Added…

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Believe it or not, we STILL read and respond to every single piece of personal mail that comes into this website. Sure, on a lot of busy days we may only get a few words back to you, but we hope that you all understand that we read, enjoy, and appreciate it ALL. So much so, in fact, that we KEEP it all. Over the last few weeks, we went back through EVERY old piece of mail and pulled some of our favorite, kind remarks that have been made by you, the readers, over the past few years. This list will always be added to, and you should see a random quote from one of these appear every time you load the page. There’s a few hundred out there, so repeat potential is low enough to keep it interesting…Except for you rabid fans loading us up ten times a day, or so. At any rate, hope ya like it. It’s our way of saying thanks back, and we appreciate all the nice stuff you have to say about us.

Kev Returns! Dogma News & Lots More…

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Kevin took a moment out of the incredibly busy schedule he’s been juggling of late to post a VERY nice update concerning not only what’s up with Dogma, but the Clerks cartoon, upcoming apperances, comics, and LOTS more. Take it away…

Mouth Of The Rat

That’s where I am – Boca Raton (which translates to ‘mouth of the rat’ – go figure), Florida, accompanying Jen to her ten year high school reunion. Nice area, this; though very flat. And palm trees galore. Man, I hate palm trees.

Glad all that rumor stuff was squashed. It would seem that Mister Showbiz doesn’t hold much hope for ‘Dogma’s theatrical gross either, based on the tone of their article. Thanks for the support, guys. Much appreciated.

Okay – onto what little news of my own I have to impart…

The release date is now looking like either November 12, or October 22. Hopefully, this will get firmed up this week. I tell you – for a flick with great buzz, great advance critical notices, and a great cast, it’s amazing the amount of shit it’s being put through. Remind me to write a book one day. Good Lord. The things it’s be nice to share with you all…

I’ve seen the trailer, and it’s sweet. It’s kind of like the one Mosier did (that was seen at the Stash Bash and various college and comicon appearances) with a little more stuff in there. ‘O, Fortuna’ is out altogether, which is nice, as it was popping up everywhere lately. It should be in theatres by early September (unless the bad mojo that’s befallen the release of this flick over the course of the last six months strikes yet again). There was a teaser poster that got shitcanned at the last minute, but I’m assured we’ll see a release poster concept on Monday.

Ming’s been building the official ‘Dogma’ website, and it’s pretty cool. There’s a section of all these behind-the-scenes pix that I took during production which I just finished writing revealing text for last week. Aside from that, there’re plans to put the first pages of the ‘Bartleby and Loki’ comic up. When it’s ready to roll, I’ll give you the heads-up.

There’s some good news on the horizon for this week that should make all our Eastern Canadian friends pretty happy…

Though there’ve been nonstop soundtrack stop-and-starts, it looks like the soundtrack issue has been settled. I’m 80% sure there’ll be a soundtrack released this time around (unlike ‘Amy’). Man – the stories I could tell you about that too…

The ‘Clerks – Lost Scene’ book is going to be late, thanks in large part to the Animated Series, but I did just turn in the Jay and Bob intro pages last week, so poor Phil Hester can finally get to work. The rest of the book shouldn’t take much time, as it was written years ago. I just have to break it down, panel by panel – something I’m getting to this week.

I’ve seen the final ‘Daredevil’ issue, which looks and reads great, in my opinion (of course, I’m a little close to it). And in other ‘DD’ news, Affleck just penned a sweet intro to the trade paperback, which’ll be out in a few months. I’ll be doing an afterward (or is it afterword?) for it this week as well. Kudos and a big thanks to Big Ben for the solid.

I don’t think I’ve said anything about this yet, but man – how about that unbelievable gross on Ed and Dan’s ‘Blair Witch’? That, my friends, is THE definition of a phenomenon. We’ll never see it’s like again, I’ll wager. It’s one for the history books (‘Clerks’? Who ever heard of ‘Clerks’?).

The baby’s doing nicely. Today’s her eight week birthday. Seems like ages ago that I watched her sticky entrance into the world, but it’s only been a mere eight weeks. The frustrating thing is that the little slacker has yet to say “Hello, father,” or even walk. I think we got a lemon. A cute lemon, but a lemon nonetheless.

Next weekend, I hope to see all you aforementioned Eastern Canadian Askewketeers at the big Toronto Con. I’ll be there with Walt, Bry, and Jen, and an assload of shirts, including the sweet new ‘Dogma’ tee. Be there, or be American.

I lost twenty pounds for what that’s worth. Save the congrats, because there’s a long way to go.

The New York Film Festival, hunh? Can’t tell you how psyched I was about that. For five years, I’ve wanted to play both Cannes and the NYFF with ‘Dogma’. Dreams do come true sometimes, folks.

I’ve seen the first animatic on the Animated Series. For those not familiar with this process (which included me, up until the other day), the animators take the storyboards that’ve been drawn for the episode, and shoot them in succession, to give you a feel for what the show’s going to look like, and how it’ll play (it’s backed with the stripped-down dialogue track). Man, do I love it. Chris Bailey and Co. have done an amazing job bringing the script to life, and Brian, Jeff, and Jay are in top, top form.We’ve just seen the storyboards for Act I of the third show, and they’re looking mighty fine as well. The show’s becoming more and more real every week, and I can’t wait for you all to see it.

I guess I’ve covered just about everything for now, and brought you upto speed as much as I can. Thanks for hanging in there and being patient with the wait on the flick. The finish line is in sight (which means we have to start making plans for the premiere for you guys), and I – for one – am ecstatic. It’s about friggin’ time. It’ll be a nice way to end the millenium.

Sounds like we’re approaching a very exciting time here at the site…With a Dogma trailer, teaser poster, Clerks Animated Series stuff, AND the Dogma Premiere (which we hope to see many of you at)…Man! Great time to be a View Askew fan, isn’t it???

Commentary…

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Thanks to all of you who responded to the editorial so far…It’s been very enlightening and helpful to read your thoughts and supportive messages on everything. Discussions are continuing over at our WWWBoard, so stop by if you’d like to read what’s been going on or get involved. We’ve also created a simple poll topic as well, not necessarily to drive any decisions we make, but to at least see what the general public opinion is on things. We appreciate your input.

Just to quickly address a few of the things being said on the board: No, we’re not going anywhere. We’re not at all thinking of qutting the site or anything drastic like that. We just wanted to speak our minds a little bit, something we seldom do. Also, we’re highly flattered that View Askew would even consider bringing us on board, and still reconsider that offer on almost a daily basis. If it wouldn’t affect the materials that we were permitted to use and the things we were allowed to say, we’d jump at the chance. We just feel that, at this time, it’s in our best interests and yours to keep this site where it is. We just like having control of it all, we suppose.

Well, anyway, enough of that. There’s lots more going on in View Askewland to report on to round out your weekend, including some of those way cool new features we promised at the site, a post from Kevin that reveals lots of goodness, and some more little bits and pieces. So enjoy, and we’ll see ya again soon.

View Askew NewsBites™

August 22nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Shpank, Patrick O'Reilly, & Michael Reed

  • Kevin appears in Cosmopolitan this month, with a quote on female fashion. When asked what “The sexiest thing a woman can wear is…”, Kevin quips:
…a hockey jersey with nothing else. The jersey is a sort of mini-skirt that teases with glimpses of things to come with every turn and bend.

Ya know something? The guy’s got a damn good point.

  • We’d like to thank Another Universe for running our scoop from Duncan yesterday, and for giving us the link. We appreciateit, guys! Glad you found the story useful.
  • Hey all of Sony Playstation-owning wrestling fans out there…One of our readers has come up with a way that you can, yes, make your very own Jay & Silent Bob wrestlers! All ya need to do is grab hold of the game WWF Attitude and follow the steps in this text file. Keep in mind this isn’t a hidden game feature, rather, just a way to use the customizable body parts to build 2 dudes with a strong resemblance. We don’t own the game, and haven’t tried, but figured some of you may wanna give it a shot.