“Clerks; Mullethead: Entire state of New Jersey. The Garden State is notorious for mulletheads. The difference is, when they do it back east, its actually considered macho. Laugh at a guy with a mullet in New Jersey and he’ll kick your ass. West Coast mullets ate rightly considered wimps by comparison – they do it merely to look pretty and would no doubt be reduced to a quivering wreck if an argument in a bar turned ugly (maybe that’s why this species is close to extinction). The message is clear – don’t mess with jersey mulletheads. They’re so hard-core, some of them actually have even got tattoos dedicated to their ‘dos. Really its true.”

“After a spell writing Daredevil comics and a draft of the Superman Lives screenplay, Kevin Smith is now taking a crack at another of his childhood faves; he’s been signed by Miramax to write and direct a new Fletch movie. Yes, you read that right. Fletch Won will be a prequel to the two earlier films, with a younger actor (possibly Smith-ites Ben Affleck or Jason Lee) reprising the role made famous by Chevy Chase, with Chase himself being offered a cameo. Smith has one more, as-yet-unnamed project to direct first so don’t expect anything until at least 2001. But this we gotta see.”