Archive for December, 2000

Post-Xmas Commentary…

December 26th @ 7:30 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, as we’d expected, it was a very quiet Christmas newswise, thankfully, since it was a busy one otherwise. Hope you all had a Merry one. So, as the wrapping paper and gift piles are cleaned up, and the leftover cookies eaten or packed away, it’s time to take a breather and check in with stuff. First of all, the Maxim scan IS posted down below with the last story, and wow…We should be careful what we ask for before a holiday break, as we got TONS of copies of it: So, not to leave anyone out, thanks to Matthew Cantau, John Zukatus, WynTahChyld, Nny &Adam B. Mark for the scans.

Only a few days left on that logo contest, and we’ve got an announcement ready, though we’ve yet to make a FINAL decision. So, if ya want to get in on that last minute consideration, ya still got time. The entries have all been so unique and incredible though, thanks to all of you for taking the time to send one in. We’ll be sure that they all get seen.

We’re prepping a small update with some post-Christmas tidbits for ya, nothing of major note, just the usual small stuff that gathers over time. Check back for that later tonight or tomorrow morning when you’re back at (ugh) work after a nice long weekend. Until then…

Commentary

December 22nd @ 4:29 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Things have been relatively quiet lately, as we assume most folks are getting ready for their big holiday celebrations. This usually means less news, at least less BIG news, as even the Internet normally slows down a bit over Christmas. We’ll be gone off and on through the weekend for family stuff, but will check in from time to time to make sure that nothing major happens as far as news goes. So, don’t be alarmed if the site goes dormant for a couple of days, since we’ll likely take a breather from updates to spend time with our families and friends. Hope you’ll all be doing the same.

The logo contest is wrapping up with just 9 days to get your entries in. We’ll announce a winner on New Years Day, along with (hopefully) our new J&SBSB website. Thanks to all who entered, this is going to be a TOUGH decision, indeed.

Alright then, let’s have a look at today’s news:

View Askew NewsBites™

December 22nd @ 4:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by AJ. W-LESQ, John Couture, Cam Bufalo, Rick Peterson, Pablo, Joe Cicala & BankHoldup

  • Today’s most popular submission: Jay & Silent Bob appear in issue #37, page 37 of Maxim (coincidence?) in a joke toon entitled ‘Where’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard?’. Jay and Bob can be seen in the center of the toon.
  • IGN names Mallrats as #9 of their Top 10 DVDs of all time. A pretty big honor considering all that’s out there (though we think they could have gone even higher with that fantastic documentary and deleted scenes section). Anyway, check out the list right HERE.
  • Here’s a link to a DVD Forum discussion about Jason Lee. Surf over if you’d like to see some of Lee’s skating pics from the old days.
  • Here’s an exclusive report from the set of a flick Ben Affleck‘s currently filming, “Changing Lanes”:
I had a case at the Bergen Couty Courthouse today in Hackensack (I’m a NJ attorney) and Affleck and crew took over the third floor as they were filming courtroom scenes.

Ben was being cordial (as usual) to all the passers by and spoke to a lady wearing a Juror button (real juror, not movie juror), shook her hand and told her to “go and do her civic duty”

The scene being film had Affleck and three other lawyers (one older, two younger) outside the courtroom door then at some point, they make their entrance into the courtroom. I couldn’t see what was going on inside, but the actors all would eventually make it back out to the hallway, only to wait to start over again.

  • On the newgrounds.com website, there’s a Clerks cartoon (done with stick figures) called “Clerks Condensed”. We hear it takes forever to load though, so we’ve yet to check it out. Watch at your own risk.
  • Finally today, HERE’S a new article on Kevin’s appearance at Bloomsburg University a couple months back. Check it out and we’ll see ya when we see ya. Happy Holidays, folks.

Psycomic Triumphantly Returns!

December 21st @ 1:47 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Scott Benner & Sean McInerny

  • The Psycomic site is back AND includes a fresh new DTM from Kevin, “The Tenth Anniverary Column”. This week, Kevin sits down with David Duchovny himself for a meet-and-greet, as the guy’s not up for a J&SBSB role, but just meeting as a friendly get together type of thing. What happened during this much-anticipated get together? And what about Kev’s thoughts on Buffy? (Ed: Trust us, Kev, start watching if you’re at home Tuesday nights, it’s not tough to catch up!). Here’s a taste:
David deadpans a lot. He’s a really funny and well-versed guy who I instantly love. There’s no bullshit about him – no pretentious air that makes most actors and actresses insufferable. And when the subject of The X-Files finally can no longer be avoided, he indulges my fanboy-ism-ness and suffers through my Chris Farley-like probings along the lines of “Remember that time when Mulder was trying to find the truth, ’cause it was out there? That was awesome!”. But I don’t beat the topic into the ground, because I know personally that cult roles have a way of haunting a motherfucker (ask me how many times people point at me in the mall and say “Fly, fat-ass, fly!” Mind you, I’m only assuming here that they’re reciting the line from Mallrats). Indeed, as we’re waiting for our cars outside the restaurant, a guy walks by, points and says “Whoa! X-Files!” Without missing a beat, Duchovny offers “This is my life.”

Read the rest at the newly resurrected Psycomic.com! Will we get ANOTHER new edition tomorrow, being that it’s Friday? Time will tell…

Psycomic Back Soon!

December 20th @ 7:12 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Bone Daddy

Our inside source says that Psycomic is now in the process of paying the bills and they’ll be back online soon! Just wanted to let ya know, be on the lookout for the new column anytime now. Remember, we’re unable to verify this, so consider it just RUMOR now. At any rate, it’s positive news, and we look forward to more of Kev’s rantings soon.

Quesada & Kevin To Draw & Write Spiderman/Spawn Crossover?

December 20th @ 4:21 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Philip Sanders & Hoser

Joe Quesada has been challenging Spawn (as well as a way cool line of toys) creator Todd McFarlane to come back and do some penciling in comics again, to help revive the industry and excitement a bit. His latest proposal is where we get involved, as he’s asked Todd if he’d come back to do a 2-book (but each its own one shot) Spawn/Spidey crossover, one done by him, the other, Todd. He even tapped Kevin Smith who submitted an outline (that these webmasters would LOVE to read) for the story (Kevin would also write Marvel’s, maybe even both books, as well). Years ago, when Spawn was getting underway, Image and DC each did something similar with their own Batman/Spawn crossover one-shots. So, it certainly seems like everyone is interested if Todd would just get involved (Todd, are ya listening?). Here’s Joe’s full open letter courtesy of Comics Newsarama:

QUESADA vs. McFARLANE: THE NEXT GENERATION

This Time the Marvel Editor-in-Chief Kicks It Up a Notch!

Author: Michael Doran

Date: 12/19/00

Late last month in a series of letters and emails to the comics press and message board posts, Marvel’s Joe Quesada issued a very public challenge to creator Todd McFarlane. The crux of the challenge..? That McFarlane make some kind of return to comics penciling, with the idea/intent that a new high-profile project by one of the architects of the early 90’s boom would be of great benefit to the slumping market [for more on the original challege, see the December 1st Newsarama Weekly edition].

Quesada’s ‘call out’ garnered the attention of many readers, industry pundits and news sources such as Wizard Magazine. In addition, writer Peter David devoted an edition of his But I Digress column to the subject in a recent issue of Comics Buyer’s Guide; and ours truly contributed a reader poll asking how McFarlane should respond to the challenge, with 49% of over 1100 respondents agreeing the creator owed it to the industry to draw some new comics projects. Even McFarlane’s attention was grabbed, and he issued an early response on his own Spawn.com message boards, though essentially dismissing the matter.

After a few weeks of silence on the topic, Quesada is back at it, and this time upping the ante considerably. In an open letter to McFarlane – by way of Comics Newsarama – the Marvel editor-in-chief gets more proactive, and makes the Spawn creator and former Spider-Man artist an offer he can’t refuse… or at least one Quesada hopes he can’t.

“First I want to start by wishing everyone within earshot of this message a glorious and happy Holiday Season,” began Quesada. “I`ve been pretty naughty, so I`m not expecting more from Saint Nick than a couple of lumps of coal, but that`s not going to keep me from getting into the giving spirit! NOW, let`s get to the meat of this…

“Thank you, all of you who have swamped my electronic mail box with all of your letters of support and anticipation over the McFarlane challenge! Todd responded briefly and politely but basically went back into hiding. Now along with all the letters from fans dying to see this happen came several questions, let`s clear a few of them before I move on with this.

“Yes, my offer of $1000, later $1100, was absolutely spun off from Lorne Michaels offer to the Beatles way back in Saturday Night Live’s heyday. “Yes, I realize that Todd, doesn`t need the money and that $1000 ($1100) is a ridiculously low amount. It`s a goof!

“No, I wasn`t asking Todd to draw for Marvel, I was just asking for him to come back and draw!

“Was I joking, well, anyone who knows me knows that I wrote it with fun in mind. If I had just written a boring letter pleading ‘Gee, Mr. Toddy-woddy, would you pweeze come back and dwah somethin`, 90% of you wonderful folk reading it would have collectively said this…

‘SNOOOOORE!’

“So I was partially joking in tone, but deadly serious in intent. We`re in tough times now folks, but we don`t have to live there! I`m sick and tired of all the negativity that`s floating around the industry, the net, at conventions. It`s driving me nuts! I hear fans grumbling and even sadder I hear creators grumbling incessantly. It`s all negative this, negative that! Come on, it`s time to stop now! Stop with the griping and let`s look towards the future, go ahead, take a look, it looks pretty bright to me! I`m just trying to bring a little levity and get fans talking again. I can`t tell you how many message boards I`ve read were people actually think that I should be acting more like a suit! Now that made me laugh!!! Doesn`t anyone remember when it was okay to have fun in the comics industry? “Okay, getting back to the serious part of this.

“Toddster, this is my last and final offer. I`m going to make it as easy as possible. What I`m offering is that you draw a book and I draw a book. And just because no one thought that it could happen, let`s make it worth everyone`s while. Here`s my Holiday gift for ya, I`m talkin`…

…” SPIDER-MAN/SPAWN!!!”

“That`s right, you draw a Spidey/Spawny crossover for TMP and I draw one on the Marvel end. I say we make them 48-page one-shots! Maybe we`ll even have the fans vote on which one they like better!

“Now I`m not done yet, I`m starting to feel that Holiday spirit coming on strong!

“I put in a call to a writer friend of mine to see if he was interested in writing my end of it and he immediately accepted. Not only was he blown away by the whole ‘Get Todd penciling again’ idea, but the next day he e-mailed me a synopsis of the story cause he couldn`t stop thinking about it. It wasn`t bad for a beginner like Kevin Smith!

“Oh, there`s more and with the season of giving upon us I`m getting to the most important part of this challenge. I have recently agreed to be on the Board of Directors of the ACTOR Fund. ACTOR is “A Commitment To Our Roots,” a non-profit corporation dedicated to helping out old-time comic creators in financial need. Since many Golden Age or Silver Age creators toiled to build today`s groundwork by working only for page rate with no chance of ownership and no pension, this fund has been set up to help some of our elder statesmen in need.

“I`ll donate $10,000 of my proceeds from Spider-Man/Spawn as well as half of the artwork and Kevin (who looks considerably more like Santa than I do) has agreed to donate cash from the project as well.

“So what more could you ask for, Toddy Boy? I`m giving you the Wallcrawler to have some fun with and we`re looking to help an amazingly good cause. Let`s go over it one more time…

“1-SPIDER-MAN/SPAWN
2-KEVIN SMITH
3-$10,000 and half my artwork to ACTOR”

“Oh, and you get a $1100 check from me! “Now to all the fans who would like to see this happen, send Todd a note, go to Spawn.com and be heard. We want Todd to come back to what gave him his start. I would hate to think that he didn`t feel it was worth his time because there was nothing to be gained from it. “That`s it from me, once again I hope everyone has a wonderful Holiday Season and here`s looking forward to an amazing 2001 filled with great times, comics and who knows maybe a really cool Spider-Man/Spawn crossover! See ya in the funnybooks – JQ, EEK!”

In a follow-up conversation, Quesada assured Newsarama this is a genuine offer, and not just a publicity stunt…

“Kevin has already sent me a synopsis. If Todd agrees, we can start whenever he says go,” he replied. “Why would I make this up? The boss said I could do it…And, I am the boss, right? Plus, we`ve been getting so much press lately, it`s not like we need it. I really want to see the guy help us move the needle the same way Frank [Miller] is doing with his Dark Knight sequel.”

Where does it go from here?? Stayed tuned, you never know…

Wow. This is some exciting stuff, indeed. Let’s hope something comes of it, as we’re sure these suckers would set sales records all over the place. Come on, Todd, the ball’s in your court, don’t let us down!

View Askew NewsBites™

December 20th @ 4:14 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by David, Jason Arnett, Steve Rhodes, Vishal Sharma, Dustin Whalen, Cooper & Kath

  • The newest issue of Wizard, #113, has five pages from the first issue of Green Arrow. Culminating in a nifty two-page spread, it’s a compelling opening to the series. Most of it is a conversation between Batman and Superman atop the Daily Planet building during the Final Night business, but it’s a great conversation that seems to tell a lot about the relationship between Supes and Bats. Parallax makes a cameo, as well. We don’t want to ruin it for the folks who haven’t seen it yet, but in the accompanying article, Kevin says that things really pick up in issue seven when Hal (Spectre) Jordan turns up. Sounds like the makings of another great series.
  • Psycomic: Still no news, aside from a post on the View Askew WWWBoard that promised the site was coming back YESTERDAY which, as we know, didn’t happen. Sorry folks, we’ll let you know more as soon as we do.
  • Dogma is in the top 50 rented flicks of 2000. It made a tidy sum of $34.9 million, which is actually more than what it made theatrically ($30.6 million).
  • The New York Observer has a movie map of the New York City area, where Kevin is the only person listed in all of New Jersey. The text isn’t great, but the map itself is fun.
  • Just to show that View Askew fans make a difference, here’s the results of that poll we mentioned the other day from “My Video Store”:
LAST WEEK’S QUESTION – FINAL RESULTS

The Academy has spoken and so have you, Steve Martin is officially in, but perhaps they’ll consider our soft-spoken winner as his tubby sidekick. Now that Billy Crystal has opted out, who do want to see as host of this year’s Academy Awards?

1. Silent Bob (25.9%)
2. Jim Carrey (20.8%)
3. Chris Rock (15.3%)
4. The Cast Of South Park (11.4%)
5. The Presidential Loser (10.2%)
6. Robert Downey Jr. (9.0%)
7. Dennis Miller (7.5%)

  • Finally today, some cool pics for ya. First, this artwork which is one of the coolest Jay & Silent Bob takes we’ve seen. It comes from this website www.bloomonkey.com where it was runner up for a Korn album cover contest. WAY cool, kudos to the artist! Heck, I’d hang that on my wall.

We’ve also got four shots from Kevin at the Academy earlier this month, one signing, and three from the Q&A session podium. Everything expands, click for a better view.

Psycomic Still MIA…

December 18th @ 11:08 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by The Bone Daddy

  • We expected the famous Psycomic column to return today, but server issues still keep the site offline. We’ve heard an unsubstantiated rumor that Psycomic may be a bit behind on paying some server bills, and that’s what’s holding things up. No idea if this is true or not, but it would make sense. At any rate, sit tight, we’re sure that whatever columns were written will surface somewhere, whether that be here, at View Askew, or elsewhere, and that Kevin will continue the tradition even if the original Developing The Monkey doesn’t come back as it was. Stay tuned.

The Latest From Kevin!

December 18th @ 11:05 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • With all the goings-on out on the west coast, it’s been a while since we’ve heard from Kevin through the WWWBoard, which made his recent return even sweeter. Surf over if you’d like to read all the posts and info, but if you want a quick summary, here’s the latest from the man himself:
  • The Dogma SE DVD should be available soon for preorder through the Stash online and in person, of course.
  • The Clerks animated feature is being worked on right now and WILL happen!
  • Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is “…more plot oriented, and not sketch-like (a’la ‘Clerks’).”
  • One of the drawings we posted yesterday will be the final artwork for the front of the new Clerks Animated Series DVD. Very cool and much deserved after Bailey’s wonderful job with them.
  • J&SBSB starts filming on January 17th and will likely employ a 2:35 aspect ratio using Super 35.
  • The WWWBoard posting system will remain as two seperate areas for now.
  • On the upcoming Psycomic columns, when posted: “All nine columns (ten, if you include the one that’s been delayed due to site problems) are about the one week of casting we did in L.A. back in October. Once I’m done talking about that (which is about two columns away), I’ll get more current.”
  • Filming on J&SBSB will take place in Hollywood and some select areas outside of LA.

That’s about it, but some damn cool stuff in there, for sure. Kev really manages to share a lot in those posting sessions of his. Anyway, if we missed something, feel free to share it in the TalkBacks, but that covers the cool stuff from what seemed to be out there.

View Askew NewsBites™

December 18th @ 11:04 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jay, Roy, Charity, Jenn & BankHoldup

  • The VSDA has nominated DOGMA as the Rental Sleeper Hit of the Year! Also nominated: “Boys Don’t Cry”, “Mystery, Alaska”, “Snow Falling on Cedars”, and “The Straight Story” (A very good flick if you’ve yet to see it, by the way).
  • Those of you looking for all the extras on View Askew DVDs and any others ya may have around may want to check out www.cheatcc.com, as they’ve got all the hidden gems listed there (though nothing those of you with the discs probably haven’t already seen, but still).
  • Last week in Barrhead, Alberta (Canada) the Barrhead Public Library banned Clerks – The Comic Book for being too lewd. We’re sure the guys that worked on the book are most pleased: Now they know they’ve arrived. 🙂
  • A site called The Wit and Wisdom of Mick Collins, which chronicles posts from a View Askew WWWBoarder, has gone live. Check it out if you’re a fan of his work.
  • Finally today, Matt Damon fans: Check out the new flick “Finding Forrester” for a cameo in the flick.