- Alright folks, you’ve been fans for a long time now, and now is your BIG CHANCE to give back in a HUGE way…AND get a really cool collector’s item in return. Kevin’s asking all of you who went to see Jay & Bob last night to go and see it AGAIN TONIGHT! Why, you ask? Well, seems the flick is neck and neck for the top box office spot this weekend, and a big night tonight will keep it at first place! Best of all, if ya send in your ticket stub from last night and tonight, you’ll get a personally signed mini poster from Kevin himself. Read on:
If we’re to take the number one spot this weekend, I’m going to have to shamelessly (or shamefully) ask for your help today (or tonight)…
I need you to go pay to see the flick again. Today. Saturday. Not Sunday (although, feel free to go again Sunday, if you’re so inclined); but SATURDAY.
Right now, we were number one for last night. But the margin between us and the number two flick (‘American Pie 2′) was about four hundred grand. I’d like to make that margin much wider, so that we can comfortably slide into first place for the weekend – which would be a View Askew first (and probably last).
So if you saw it last night (or last week), please pay to see it again tonight. And bring a few friends. Or a few thousand friends even. Because it’s really important to win the Saturday, if we’re to win the weekend. And if we win the weekend…
Well, there’s a surprise in store for ya’ll if we win the weekend. A very nice surprise, if you like Jay and Silent Bob.
So help a brother out. Please.
Tell you what – I’ll sweeten the pot: anyone that sends in a Friday night AND Saturday night ticket stub gets a free, signed and personalized ‘Jay and Silent Bob’ mini-poster. Seriously. The ticket stubs have to be from the same theater, with two respective dates on them (Aug 24th and Aug 25th only).
Send the above-described ticket stubs and name to…
Kev’s Utter Lack of Dignity
c/o View Askew
3 Harding Road
Red Bank, NJ
07701
I know this may come off as desperate, but there’s one more thing I’d like to do with Jay and Bob before I put ‘em to bed, and in order to do that, we need to win the weekend. So you’re help would be much appreciated (and rewarded).
But regardless of what happens…
Right now…
We’re number one.
Woo-hoo!
So GET OUT THERE FOLKS…Cancel those plans, if ya had ‘em, and bring a big crew to see Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back TONIGHT, and save those stubs! Go Go Go!
Box office results for the weekend are just above ya…
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