Archive for October, 2001

THE LOST UPDATE (Monday) – View Askew NewsBites™

October 10th @ 10:05 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jesse, Sheri Richardson, Alonso Duralde, Peter John Ross, Rick Yaeger, X0InCuBuS0x & Russ

  • In the November issue of “Maxim Presents Blender” magazine, there’s a page where they ask different people (doctors, authors, celebs, etc.) their advice for Suge Knight now that he’s out of prison. One of them is this:
“Normally I tell filmmakers to concentrate on dialogue, but if you have a J-Lo sex tape, take out all the dialogue, because the strong visuals will move that story forward. My advice to Suge is to keep concentrating on those visuals” – Kevin Smith, Writer and Director of Clerks, Dogma, and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
  • Participate in bravotv.com’s Request-A-Guest Marathon Poll and vote for your five favorite episodes of Inside the Actors Studio as Bravo celebrates the shows’ 100th guest. Ben Affleck, whose appearance included Weinstein and Damon cameos, is among the thirty-five potential vote-getters.
  • The Columbus Filmmakers Consortium have created a new film to promote themselves that looks like it took place at a very familiar locale…Check it out HERE in Quicktime format or HERE in Windows Media format.
  • This rap star mentions Kevin Smith, ‘Silent Bob’ and Green Arrow at his site HERE.
  • And speaking of Affleck, rumors are running rampant regarding the fate of his “The Sum of All Fears” given the recent world events. Page Six ran this story today:
BEN Affleck’s new movie may never make it to the screen in the wake of the terrorist attacks. Affleck co-stars with Morgan Freeman in “The Sum of All Fears,” the latest in the Jack Ryan series based on Tom Clancy’s novels, in which he takes over Harrison Ford’s role. But it features a no-longer palatable terrorist attack during the Super Bowl. The movie, directed by Phil Alden Robinson, was shot last year at Montreal’s Olympic Stadium. Paramount has notified Montreal’s Bureau of Cinema & Television that it may be “several years” before the picture is released – if ever.

  • Attention MAC Users: These sweet new icons are done and available for download HERE and soon at Files Askew. They are compatible with Mac OS 7.5 right up to the new Mac OS X. Look above for a screen shot of some of them in action.

  • And finally today, above you’ll see a panel from DC Comics/Vertigo’s new release “I, Paparazzi”, which details the adventure of a celebrity photographer as he reveals the hidden secrets that a vast alien/freemason/government conspiracy exists, using our celebrities to lull us into submission so that the world can be taken over. By way of proving this theory, he finds himself in a party where a couple of familiar faces can be seen (check out the far left of the frame). The hardcover released this week is carrying a $30 pricetag, so you may wanna wait for the softcover on this one.

A Quick Explanation…

October 10th @ 7:34 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Hey folks, just wanted to pop in for a sec and let you know why we’ve been silent the past couple days! Chris is out of town this week but usually does help get the updates up on the site – Starting with the Monday update, he had some technical difficulties and I do believe we might have lost that update completely (not sure yet). He couldn’t get back up on Tuesday either, so that update I’ll likely get to later today, along with a new Wednesday update. Sit tight, we’ll have some catching up to do but we’ll have it all back in order as soon as possible. Hopefully when Chris returns later this week we’ll be able to salvage that Monday update, also. See ya again soon.

O’Halloran & Mewes At The CAB Film Festival…

October 7th @ 9:27 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Manne & Piscez

  • On Friday night, the CAB Film Festival from the Rochester Institute of Technology in Rochester, NY took place. Brian O’Halloran and Jason Mewes were on hand for the event. They showed Clerks and Dogma, had 2 Q&A sessions with the guys and they stuck around to give autographs to everyone in attendance. Here’s a brief summary that we received on some of the information that might be of interest to you:
Neither have done their voices for the cartoon movie yet; nor did they seem to have been in touch about it. They just know it’s going to happen.

Mewes said off hand that he would be in Jersey Girl.

Brian described a scene from Clerks I had never heard of… where Vinnie played some uberclerk in Big Choice Video. The film got exposed because of a cracked film magazine, and Brian took a big scrap of the bad film home. And he still has the Clerks shoe polish can.

Mewes had to take a $200 cab ride from Syracuse to Rochester because his plane got rerouted due to weather.

Either Brian doesn’t know Affleck is out of Jersey Girl, or he knows more than we do. Also mentioned Lee and Adams being in it.

We’ve got a TON of photos from the event, which you can find above. Click the thumbnails to check them out.

View Askew NewsBites™

October 7th @ 9:26 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ian Mance, NME, Brian Higgins, MojoKosh, Eric, Vince Elsing, Carl Walker & Jon Eve

  • According to www.spawn.com, Kevin wrote a POEM (not a story) for the comic book “Heroes” to benefit the NYPD, NYFD, and Red Cross. The poem will accompany an image drawn by Joe Quesada and inked by Todd McFarlane. The artwork for the piece, along with a story about it, can be seen HERE.
  • Here’s another article on Kevin’s recent Cornell appearance, from the Ithacan at Ithaca College.

  • With the Daredevil movie becoming a reality, one fan took some Askew folks and placed them into his dream characters: Matt Damon as Daredevil, Ben Affleck as Bullseye, Shannon Elizabeth as Elektra, and Ethan Suplee as Kingpin.

  • Here’s some more scans, these from that recent “Inquest Magazine” article we mentioned, where Jay’s action figure comments on characters from the “Magic” cardgame. Click the thumbs for a look.
  • We’re receiving reports that Best Buy is carrying Malcolm Ingram’s “Tail Lights Fade” on DVD for just $12.99. Something to hold ya over until his Drawing Flies arrives later this year!
  • Looks like there’s plans to re-print all the Fletch books in 2002, (Amazon has placed “Yet to be released” tags on the books). It’s no doubt a tie-in with the release on Fletch Won, similar to what’s being done with the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings books currently.

  • A couple guys in the UK went to a costume party dressed as Jay and Bob…Check out a scan of them above.
  • And finally today, a new wallpaper from a fan that can be used on your Windows desktop. Download it HERE or over at Files Askew. Catch ya later.

View Askew NewsBites™

October 5th @ 3:37 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Dave Maddison, Jonathan, Mark Anbinder, Jeff Cameron, Will Wilkins, Son Of Legoman, Tom Sheen, Tim Shields & John

  • Sounds like the J&SBSB premiere in the UK last night was a rousing success! Here’s a brief report from an eye witness:
Just thought I’d drop a line in and let you know about the amazing reaction J&SBSB got at the Leeds International Film festival. It eventually played to a full to the gills theatre at about midnight, and I personally have never seen an audience react to a movie in this way in my life. Absolutely wonderful atmosphere and I don’t think a person left the theatre without pains from laughing.
  • With the UK premiere excitement, Empire magazine is running quite a few stories around the film. Here’s an interesting blurb from Mark Hamill regarding his acception of the role:
How did Kevin Smith pitch your part in Jay and Silent Bob strike back to you?

Listen I turned down so many things that play on this same thing. But this very same thing. But this is special. The only time I would’ve considered it before was when Mel Brooks did Spaceballs. He didn’t ask me to do anything, but I thought “if he asks me, I probably will.” just because I love Mel Brooks so much. But he didn’t ask me, so that wasn’t a problem. But by avoiding all those kind of derivative send-ups, I was being careful so that when I did do it, it would be more meaningful. And ths was the one, because it was Kevin. He has such a great affection for Star Wars.

  • A fan read the recent Kevin Smith interview on Wizardworld.com and couldn’t resist creating an animation as the result of this comment:
Q: Any downside in having an action figure made of you?

A: Somebody could take your figure, I guess, and create a heinous little porno with it and post it online. It hasn’t happened yet, but I guess it could.”

While not exactly a porn flick, it’s one of the first flicks to star the Silent Bob figure (aside from the goofing around Kevin himself has done with them in the past). Check it out HERE.

  • This article about Kevin Smith’s appearance at Cornell University last Mondaynight was published in “14850 Today,” part of “14850 Magazine.” It’s well worth the read, and an excellent account of what it’s like to attend one of Kevin’s big Q&A sessions, from start to finish. Be sure to check it out.
  • Jay & Bob received a mention on the Top 5 website list again. Check out the reference HERE.
  • Clerks is screening at the Palace cinemas in Brisbane. Australia on Monday night at 7 PM as part of a double billing with the also enjoyable “Welcome To The Dollhouse”. Details can be found HERE.
  • Universty College Dublin, Ireland (UCD) is having a Kevin Smith week in October. They are showing all his films in a theater, with the exception of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which hasn’t been released there yet. You have to be a member of the Science-Fiction Society in the College. Membership costs about £1 and it’s easy for people who are not students in the college to join, so if you’re in that part of the world, there’s a fun opportunity for ya.

The Latest On Kev’s Comics…

October 4th @ 6:51 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Douglas Fir, Joe Jenkins & Matt Booker

  • Green Arrow continues going strong, but a few remaining projects are still nearing release, here’s the latest on a couple of them, thanks to recent AICN reports. We ran a recent story that Kevin would be involved in the “Heroes” book that Marvel’s releasing in the wake of the recent tragedy. However, his name seems absent whenever other sites have mentioned the book, so things may have changed. However, this AICN report seems more promising, and it says Kevin is working on a December shipping book called “Moment of Silence”:
The ‘Heroes’ benefit book will ship on October 17. After taking a look at the preview copy, I was absolutely blown away. On each image, I thought, ‘this is my favorite piece’ only to see something just as amazing when I turned the page. Because Marvel wanted to do something for the victims right away, the Heroes book was conceived. Conceptually, the book had to be more of a pin up book with text pieces in an effort to get it out as quickly as possible, but in December, they will be releasing ‘Moment of Silence’, which contains 4 short stories about the 9.11.01 events written by Brian Michael Bendis, Bill Jemas, Joe Quesada, and Kevin Smith and illustrated by Chuck Austin, Mark Bagley, Igor Kordey and John Romita Jr.

Also, those of you wondering on the status of the Bluntman & Chronic trade that links to the Jay & Bob flick will be interested to read this:

…The number 1 trade was the oft-delayed ‘Bluntman and Chronic’ which Valentino promised would be in stores by the time Jay and Silent Bob hits the ‘Previously viewed’ section in rental stores. The final statement Quesada read from Valentino’s email reminded audiences to think ‘Green’ and watch out for ‘Black Cats’, tongue in cheek references to Kevin Smith’s Green Arrow and upcoming Black Cat series. Joe ended the presentation by stating he wants to work for Image since they seem to be having a lot more fun.

Sounds like we’ll be waiting still a bit longer for that one.

Affleck As DareDevil!

October 4th @ 6:50 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mysterio, Big Matt Attack, Paul French, Ryan Carroll,

  • Variety is reporting that Ben Affleck has landed the role of Daredevil in Regency/20th Century Fox co-production of “Daredevil”. Vin Diesel passed on the role so he could make the sequel to “Pitch Black”. Shooting is scheduled to begin in the spring. Here’s a piece from Mr. Showbiz on the announcement:
Ben Affleck is taking over the lead in the Marvel Comics adaptation Daredevil, a role that was first offered to burly rising star Vin Diesel, who opted to do the sequel to Pitch Black instead. Let’s hope no costume fittings had been done yet, considering the difference in the actors’ stature.

Affleck is expected to fetch a low eight-figure salary for his services. Daredevil, for those of you unfamiliar with the Marvel Comics series, is the crime-fighting alter ego of blind lawyer and martial artist Matt Murdock. After an accident with a radioactive isotope, he develops the radar-like sight that helps him bring villains to justice.

When Affleck was erroneously mentioned a few years ago as the next Batman, and his then-girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow, was supposedly set to play Catwoman, Affleck denied the rumor, adding “Gwyneth is much more the [Marvel Comics’ superhero] Elektra type.”

Well, now’s the Oscar-winning actress’ chance to make the comic-book leap: Elektra, Daredevil’s ex-girlfriend-turned assassin-for-hire, is also making her big-screen debut, as are other yet-to-be cast Daredevil nemeses, the Mob boss Kingpin and master marksman Bullseye.

The film, which is budgeted at $50 million, is tentatively scheduled to shoot next year in Vancouver, with Mark Steven Johnson (Simon Birch) at the helm.

Affleck recently shot Surviving Christmas for Columbia and The Sum of All Fears for Paramount, in which he assumed the Jack Ryan mantle from Harrison Ford.

And, from today’s Hollywood Reporter, this story uses the word “negotiations” about the role, and doesn’t make it sound finalized, though we expect it’s only a matter of time:

Affleck senses ‘Daredevil’ role

Ben Affleck is in negotiations to topline the live-action adaptation of the Marvel comic book “Daredevil” for 20th Century Fox/Regency Enterprises and writer-director Mark Steven Johnson, sources said. Affleck will star as attorney Matt Murdock, who was blinded in a freak accident involving a radioactive transport truck. At the same time, his other senses were enhanced, giving him a secret edge and allowing the blind superhero to battle crime using his heightened awareness and special powers. Producing the project are Gary Foster (”The Score”), Marvel’s Avi Arad and executive producer Stan Lee. Regency is fully financing “Daredevil,” with Fox handling distribution. Johnson penned the screenplay. Affleck next stars in a pair of Paramount Pictures releases: “The Sum of All Fears” opposite Morgan Freeman and “Changing Lanes” opposite Samuel L. Jackson. He recently appeared onscreen in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” for Dimension Films and “Pearl Harbor” for the Walt Disney Co. Affleck is repped by Endeavor. (Chris Gardner and Zorianna Kit)

And so, the big question is, with Affleck wrapped up in this project, who will assume the lead role in Kevin’s upcoming “Jersey Girl”? It’ll be interesting to see. Coincidentally, yes, we’ve also considered the “Girl” in that title might be the daughter, since it’s a flick about fatherhood and Kevin’s learned a lot from daughter Harley. Guess we’ll find out soon enough!

View Askew NewsBites™

October 4th @ 6:50 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Insane Ian, Salt, Kent Jakway, Chad, Dan, Jason Bailey, Paul B, Tom, Liz Moser, Matthew, FMA & A311 Hicks

  • The interview with Kevin from Toyfare last month has been reprinted on Wizard World’s website this week, with two new questions! Check it out HERE.

  • Speaking of interviews, we’ve got scans of one with Kevin from the latest issue of (of all things) Hustler Magazine. As this IS Hustler, we’re scrambling the thumbnails, only click them if you have no objections to some cartoon nudity. View and read at your own risk.
  • This event sounds like one NOT to miss…And here we thought nothing ever happened in Kansas! The Landmark Starlite Drive-In (Wichita, Kansas) will be having a “Kevin Smith Triple Feature” this Friday and Saturday, with Clerks showing at 8pm, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at 9:45, and Dogma at 11:30. Admission is $10 per carload. Sounds like a FANTASTIC deal, and worth the drive if you can make it in. Their website is www.starlitefun.com.
  • In other screening news, “Clerks” will screen at the University of Dayton, Ohio this Friday night at 8 PM.
  • Kevin comes up a big winner in this massive Empire Magazine “Ultimate Movie” poll. First, he took honors as the #19 director , and even cooler, placed #5 in the screenwriter competition. Check ALL the results of the poll online HERE.
  • And in other UK news, this small piece on “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back” from Total Film:
Rolling Stoners

Kevin Smith returns with cameo-crammed fan-fest

There are directors who’d sell their own grannies to buy security from the hordes of internet fanboys who fanatically study every inch of their output. Not Kevin Smith – he’d rather make a movie about all those bile-spewing netheads. And he’s also made a film which references all of his own movies and includes his bezzie mates. A little egotistical, perhaps, but Smith has proved he knows comedy (Clerks, Mallrats) and he’s not short of famous mates who’d queue up to read the New Jersey phone book for him.

So while Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back focuses on the eponymous stoner characters (played by Jason Mewes and Smith himself) normally just a geek chorus in Smith’s world, there are cameos aplenty, including Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jason Lee and Star Wars icon Mark Hamill.

A road-trip comedy, Strike Back sees the druggie duo heading to Hollywood when they discover that the comic book based on them is being made into a film – and they won’t see any cash from it. Along the way, there are movie spoofs (ET, Good Will Hunting) and the usual Star Wars references / scatological laughs. US audiences voted with their feet and Strike Back launched at number three at the box office charts. So, overblown self-promotion or love letter to the fans? Judge for yourself when it arrives here in December.

  • The latest issue of Inquest (the sister publication to Wizard that focuses on games) has a “Twisted Toyfare”-ish 2 page spread titled “Jay and Silent Atog”. Basicly it’s Jay (or a Jay action figure) chilling on a sidewalk with an Atog (from the card game Magic) while various characters (again-from Magic) walk by and Jay makes comments to or about them. It’s 11 panels total. If someone has a scan for us, send it on in and we’ll post it up.
  • A View Askew reference has popped up on one of the many Bin Laden flash games out there these days. If you play the game HERE , and choose the nuclear weapon, the nuke’s got a picture of the Buddy Christ with the text “Whos Your Buddy?” on there.
  • When J&SBSB is released in Australia on November 15th, it will go up against “Evil Woman” (”Saving Silverman” in the US) and “Don’t Say A Word”.
  • With the Halloween season upon us, theme parks and cornfields around the country are setting up their big Halloween scare fests. Jay & Bob’s popularity must be soaring, as we’ve already received reports of them appearing at two of the country’s largest.

In Southern California, there’s a little amusement park known as Knott’s Berry Farm. At Knott’s Berry Farm, they transform the park into “Knott’s Scary Farm” – The Halloween Haunt for the month of October. This event has been happening for 29 years now. One of the main attractions of the Haunt is “The Hanging” show. The Hanging has evolved through the years from an old-style witch hanging into a current spoof of pop-culture. This year, two of the characters in the Hanging are Jay & Silent Bob. The set up for their arrival is a Planet of the Apes lead-in. The Apes are looking to take over two areas of the park, The Ghost Town & The Gauntlet. Jay & Bob arrive on the scene to “Save the park for the stoners”. Hilarity ensues with a culmination to our boys dressed in Bluntman & Chronic garb & having a light-saber duel with the apes! (One of the apes is actually using the “Green Destiny” sword (from Crouching Tiger fame) against Jay as he is wielding his dual ended light-saber. The Haunt runs for 21 days this month in Buena Park, CA. It all starts tonight, October 4th!

The duo also have large parts in this years Bill and Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure and Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. The guy playing Bob is like a smaller version (both shorter and skinnier) but other than that good, and the guy doing Jay reportedly “pretty much nails it”. Check these shows out if you’re in the area!

  • Finally today, this interesting tidbit from Wizard that contained a reference to Mallrats:
WILD THING

“Be Fair,” Brodie says in the movie “Mallrats”. “Everyone wants Mr. Toads Wild Ride.” That might be true but only one person was able to walk away with this original Mr Toads Car, from the Walt Disney World ride when it was auctioned online. It sold for a whopping $6,600. Someone takes Kevin Smith characters way too seriously.

The Wild Ride, by the way, has been turned into a new Winnie The Pooh ride, and lines for it have been VERY long at the park.

In This Month’s Wizard…

October 2nd @ 6:25 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Insane Ian & Mike Roe

  • There’s a big two page article on the “Secrets of J&SBSB” in the new Wizard (#122). In it, you’ll learn about some of the nifty hidden stuff and some of the more interesting cameos in the film. Ratface had mentioned to us that there’s SO much stuff in the flick, we could probably make a trivia game out of it, could be something fun to work on. Anyway, here’s a transcript:
UNDER THE TRENCH COAT

Go behind the scenes of “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back”.

Another Kevin Smith movie is in the books with the August release of “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back” – which grossed $11.1 million its opening weekend – and as per usual, Smith has layered the flick with an Avengers Mansion-full of comic book references and cameos. “A lot of how I write comes from reading comics,” Smith said. “It’s where I’M FROM.”

But since there’s no rewind on the big screen and the home video and DVD release is a ways off, here’s your double-secret crib sheet on who’s who and what’s what. Now head to the theater and see it again!

1) Statuesque Beauties

Smith actually and physically set a Bowen Designs Black Widow statue in front of Costumer Designer Isis Mussenden and told her to recreate the look for the jewel thieves’ leather outfits. “And I tossed Isis some of Joe Quesada’s Black Cat drawings as well,” Smith said. “The directive was, ‘Get as close to this as we can without getting sued.’”

2) Testing Ground

The scene that takes place in the Arena Diner and the chase that follows as Jay & Bob run from Marshall Willenholly (a nod to the “Land of the Lost” characters from ’70s TV) is cribbed almost word-for-word from Smith’s 1998 Jay & Silent Bob Oni Press mini-series. ‘I’ve already contacted my lawyer about suing me for plagiarism,” Smith quipped. “I think I’ve got a case.”

3) Far, Far Away

“Arena Diner” is a “Star Trek” homage, shot on the same location where Captain Kirk fought the Gorn in the “Arena” episode. Smith credits Production Designer Robert “Ratface” Holtzman with this one. ‘Ratface selected it after our location guys brought him a picture of the very famous rock formation, also featured in ‘Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey,’” Smith said.

4) Cover Up

The Wizard cover seen in the movie was done by Bluntman and Chronic artist Michael Avon Oeming as a specialty prop for the film. No such issue exists, except for a few hundred specially made editions that were handed out at the Hollywood premiere of the film. “I think Mike secretly dug on the fact that it was going to be in a movie,” Smith said. “Any sort of high profile plug is a good thing, right?”

5) Man Without Fear

Yep, that’s a phony (but soon-to-be-real) “Daredevil” movie being shot, glimpsed briefly as Jay and Bob run from Miramax security. But ol’ Hornhead was Smith’s second choice. “I Suggested ‘Spider-Man,’ sort of to tease for that flick before it hits next summer,” Smith relayed. “Understandably, Sony said ‘f— off,’ more or less. [Marvel Editor In Chief] Joe Quesada then suggested Daredevil, to which I said, ‘Duh. Why didn’t I think of that?’”

6) Pizza-In-Chief

Joe Quesada makes an appearance as the delivery boy who drops off pizza for jewel thieves Sissy, Chrissy, Missy and Justice. “Joe is there because he’s my boy and because he’s a sexy dog,” Smith said. While most of the scene was cut because of time constraints, “the world will be treated to a lot more Quesada with the DVD release,” Smith promised.

7) Tea For Two

Smith’s Green Arrow editor, Bob Schreck, is seen pouring tea for Gus Van Sant in the “Good Will Hunting 2” scene. “Schreck was an Oregonian for many years. Gus Van Sant’s still an Oregonian,” Smith said. “It seemed like a natural fit.”

8) Dynamic Doer

Emmy Award-winning “Batman Adventures” writer and producer Paul Dini is the “clapper/loader” for the “Bluntman And Chronic” movie. “Jay and I are sort of wearing Batman-esque outfits, and Paul is best known for the batman cartoon,” Smith relayed. “He tells us we looks ‘bad-ass,’ or ‘Bat-ass,’ depending on how you listen.”

9) Blast From The Past

The entire Bluntcave is modeled after the 1966 “Batman” TV series, and the ‘cave is even dressed up with computers from “Lost In Space” and one of only five actual rocket packs from 1991’s “The Rocketeer” movie. “Rat dug all that stuff up,” Smith said. “That Ratface is a wonder.”

-Jim McLauchlin

There’s also a sidebar on the recent feuding we’ve reported on:

Kevin Smith fights more battles than the Us military. The director, who caught flak two years ago from various religious organizations because of material they found objectionable in his film “Dogma” and has had public feuds with comic book pros like Alex Ross, recently found himself butting heads with several new foes, including:

GLADD

(Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) GLADD began it’s media campaign and boycott of the film in late July, claiming Smith used defamatory slurs against homosexuals. Smith posted a lengthy, passionately written retort on the View Askew Website (www.viewaskew.com). The bottom line, according to Smith? “Neither ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’ nor myself are homophobic,” wrote Smith, who says his own brother is gay. “F—, if anything, we’re overly gay-friendly.” For proof, check out Smith’s film “Chasing Amy,” a decidedly pro-gay film.

Tim Burton

On Aug. 6, the New York Post published a story that said Smith was thinking about suing Fox and Burton over the ending to Burton’s “Planet Of The Apes,” which the Post story claimed Smith said was a direct rip-off of an ending to a Jay & Silent Bob comic book story. In a response, Burton said, “Anyone that knows me knows I do not read comic books and I especially wouldn’t read anything that was created by Kevin Smith.” A few days later, Smith clarified that he was only joking when he dropped the lawsuit remark. “It was a joke. I assumed folks would get that. Like I’d really want to sue Fox,” said Smith. “I enjoyed Tim’s quote in the Post. I’ll use that on a trade paperback one day.”

The Internet

A new Website cropped up on the ‘Net (www.jayandsilentbobstrikeback.com) where fans could go and voice their complaints about Smith and his new flick. The one catch? Smith was behind the entire stunt, using his Webmaster from the View Askew homepage to set up the site. The site hoax stems from a subplot in “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back” which has to do with Internet name-calling.

Ben Affleck

Okay, there’s absolutely no arguments, fights, feuds or disagreements between Smith and Affleck, but there’s a bit of news about the duo: Affleck will appear in Smith’s next film, a low-budget pic based on Smith’s experiences as a dad. Smith described the next film as closer in tone to “Chasing Amy,” and said he’d like to reunite the cast of the 1997 romantic comedy, including Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Lee.

–John B. Lacey

A few things we forgot to mention from the PREVIOUS Wizard (#121), by the way,:

In the “Clash of the Ti-‘Toons”, a ranking of the top 100 cartoons ever, Clerks comes in at #52 with the accompanying text:

“Lots of cartoons are based on movies, but very few cartoons are based on movies with as many instances of the “F” word as “Clerks.” Kevin Smith managed to make the cartoon different from the movie but still hilarious (check out the “Korean animators” sequence). Canceled prematurely, the show’s been collected into a jam-packed DVD.”

Also, in their list of the top 10 cartoons they’d like to see get made, Mallrats comes in at #9 with the accompanying text:

“This’d be an adults-only ‘toon full of the same humor that made us love the Kevin Smith film. Oh, and of course, Stan Lee would show up at the end of each episode to lend advice.”

View Askew NewsBites™

October 2nd @ 6:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mysterio, Matt Carlson, Andrew Devonshire, TaggartRox & Dennis

  • Congratulations to Brian Lynch and Bob Cesca on the big mention of their “Angry Naked Pat” cartoon that’s appearing in the latest Hollywood Reporter! Check out the scan above for the full article.
  • This week’s “Invisibles” contest at Filmwise (where they erase the actors from the photos of a film and ask you to guess said film) features a familar-looking scene. Check it out, it’s fun in a strange sort of way.
  • We heard rumblings on this one months ago, now the IMDB provides some more information – They’re listing none other than Jason Mewes himself as a cast member for the upcoming documentary styled comedy pertaining to Pauly Shore, dubbed “You’ll Never Weiz In This Town Again”, Mewes is pretty far down the list , joined by numerous other celebs playing themselves, so his appearance will most likely be minimal.
  • J&SBSB gets a mention in this month’s TOTAL FILM in the UK. It’s not a full review, just a brief outline of the film and some facts about Kevin’s previous work.
  • Don’t forget to look below for a big story that was posted this morning as well!