Archive for July 1st, 2008

Kevin @ San Diego Comic Con

July 1st @ 10:41 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • It’s the greatest con in all the land, and induces quite the jealous streak in us east-coasters — Yep, the San Diego Comic-Con is on the way next month, and we’ve got details of 4 times AND places where you’ll be able to find our beolved Kevin Smith:


      Thursday – 7/24
      3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. – Kevin will be moderating the Spike TV Scream panel discussion called ‘Scream’ Like a Girl: Spike Salutes the Women of Sci-Fi (check con schedule for location).


      Friday – 7/25
      5:15 p.m. to 6:15 p.m. – Kevin’s taking part in Entertainment Weekly’s panel – “The Visionaries: Filmmakers” panel in Hall H
      6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. – Kevin’s Main Q&A panel in Hall H (ED. NOTE – “Zack & Miri” Footage is likely!)


      Saturday – 7/26
      2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m. – Kevin will be participating in the Battlestar Galactica panel (check con schedule for location)


    We can’t see why you’d want to miss any of these events, all fantastic topics — We’re once again incredibly envious of the Galactica gig, what a blast and what a fantastic job Kev did at the last one. Plus, the Friday night event in Hall H will likely be the hottest ticket of the entire con – Line up early, and make sure that you can get it. The hall ALWAYS fills to capacity when Kev’s in town. All times are subject to change, so if anything moves around, we’ll let ya know.

Kevin’s San Diego Comic-Con Schedule!

July 1st @ 10:35 pm | 2 Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • It’s the greatest con in all the land, and induces quite the jealous streak in us east-coasters — Yep, the San Diego Comic-Con is on the way next month, and we’ve got details of 4 times AND places where you’ll be able to find our beolved Kevin Smith:


      Thursday – 7/24
      3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. – Kevin will be moderating the Spike TV Scream panel discussion called ‘Scream’ Like a Girl: Spike Salutes the Women of Sci-Fi (check con schedule for location).


      Friday – 7/25
      5:15 p.m. to 6:15 p.m. – Kevin’s taking part in Entertainment Weekly’s panel – “The Visionaries: Filmmakers” panel in Hall H
      6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. – Kevin’s Main Q&A panel in Hall H (ED. NOTE – “Zack & Miri” Footage is likely!)


      Saturday – 7/26
      2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m. – Kevin will be participating in the Battlestar Galactica panel (check con schedule for location)


    We can’t see why you’d want to miss any of these events, all fantastic topics — We’re once again incredibly envious of the Galactica gig, what a blast and what a fantastic job Kev did at the last one. Plus, the Friday night event in Hall H will likely be the hottest ticket of the entire con – Line up early, and make sure that you can get it. The hall ALWAYS fills to capacity when Kev’s in town. All times are subject to change, so if anything moves around, we’ll let ya know.

“Six Million Dollar” And Other Script Tales…

July 1st @ 10:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Filling in one of those never-answered gaps, Kevin took a moment to answer a fan’s query about his “Six Million Dollar Man” script from ages ago. In his reply, Kevin details what happened to the project, and treats us to a bonus — a summary of a few other projects and the final word on what’s gone down (or MIGHT go down) in the future. Here’s Kevin:


      The story goes like this…

      Jim Jacks (one of the producers on “Mallrats”) was friends with Richard Anderson – the man who not only portrayed Oscar Goldman on the show, but also controlled the rights to “Six Million Dollar Man”. One day over lunch (during post on “Mallrats”), they asked me if I’d be interested in writing a feature version of the show. I’d been a big fan as a kid (had a bunch of the dolls), so I said “Sure.” They whisked me up to Nina Jacobson’s office in the Black Tower, where I kinda pitched it (though there was nothing to pitch beyond “It’s an origin story…”), and boom – I was hired to write the script.

      In the year it took me to turn in a script, Universal had undergone two regime changes: Nina left for Disney, and was replaced by another guy – who was then also replaced by a third guy, to whom I submitted my first draft.

      That guy didn’t like the script. At all. His exact quote was “This reads like a comic book.” He meant it as a dis, but I felt rather complimented by the sentiment, and shortly thereafter, wrote my first issue of “Daredevil”.

      I haven’t read that script in ten years, but I remember digging the dialogue and some of the ideas I brought to it (bionics were initially developed by the Nazis during their inhuman medical experimentations on concentration camp prisoners). The villain was the prototype Bionic Man – a guy who was more metal than flesh. I recall the climax being something like a robotic/cyborg attack on Washington. It was all pretty over-the-top, circa 1996. Now? It’d be no more dopey than “The Transformers” movie.

      Last I heard, they were developing a comedic version of “The Six Million Dollar Man”.

      “Six Million Dollar Man” – a writing gig only. Was never intended as the director.

      “Green Hornet” – was contracted to write and direct, but wrote it then opted not to make it, as it was too expensive and I wasn’t ready to take on something that big just then.

      “Fletch Won” – wrote it and intended to direct, but for nearly five years, Miramax wouldn’t let me cast Jason Lee in the lead as the young Irwin Fletcher. At that point, I lost my passion for it.

      “Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers” – still out there.

      The only difference between me and other filmmakers is my candor. When asked questions (whether here on the board or in interviews), I talk about a lot of things I’d like to do (or would’ve liked to have done at one point). A side effect of maintaining an open discourse with the audience is that sometimes, you talk about movies that never manifest. Every filmmaker’s got ’em; but since many of them don’t engage with the audience as frequently and seriously as I do, you just never hear about their whimsies like you do with mine.


    Cross off another one of those long-brewing mysteries, folks — Though there’s still a few more questions out there about other projects, past and future. For now, we’re crossing our fingers for production news on “Red State” and “Ranger Danger”, as well as that top-secret super special 10th film he’s got brewing.

View Askew NewsBites

July 1st @ 10:27 pm | 2 Comments » | Scooped by Tim Streisel, Brandon, Tricia Bird, Alonso Duralde, Adam Onishi, Adam Barnick

  • An open source comic company known as “Tornado Comics Presents” recently finished a covers competition, focusing one of their entries on a character called “The Replacement Devil”. They’re such huge fans of Kevin, they tell us the based the character off his likeness. For further details on their projects, pop by their website.
  • Another one of those LOLcats showed up with a “Clerks” theme — We still don’t really get these things, but fans tell us they’re all the rage. You go, kitties.
  • 411 salutes some of the great TV and film roles of George Carlin at the end of their recent column, citing both “Jersey Girl” and “Dogma”, and “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back”. We especially like this well-worded praise for the oft-misunderstood “Jersey Girl”:


      “I’ve always been a sucker for “daddy stories” and I think Affleck delivered a solid performance of a single dad trying his best to raise his daughter. It is Kevin Smith’s most sincere movie to date. George Carlin played Affleck’s dad and did a great job in the performance, weighing sincerity with exasperation at the actions of his son throughout the movie. He was great in the film, as should be expected. “

  • The Hollywood United Methodist Church will include “Dogma” as part of their “Finding Faith in Film” series this summer, on August 24th. No further details on the website, though we assume the films actually screen at the church’s location in Hollywood, CA.
  • Attention Australia! Seth Rogen will be doing an interview in your area with Rove this Sunday, July 6th. Rove is an Aussie chat show (Letterman-esque) which airs Sundays at 9 PM local time. Shows reach YouTube by the next day, so we’re hoping to have links to the video soon after it airs (we’re crossing our fingers for a “Zack & Miri” mention or two).
  • Brian O’Halloran’s new horror comedy “Brutal Massacre: A Comedy” screens at The Pioneer Theater in New York City throughout the month of July. The director, along with some of the cast and crew, will be in attendance for the first showing this Saturday, July 5th. We’ll have details on screenings in Texas and Los Angeles soon as well.
  • Last, but certainly not least, in case you need another reminder – SModcast #55 hit the net this week, with more of the best humor on the web in MP3 format. For your free, fast exclusive download, hit up Quick Stop Entertainment


      SModcast 55: Naked Butz –


      In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.