Now that Ben Affleck is a big Oscar-winning star, Heroica Films has dusted off “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her Out on a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney” (that really is the title) the short film Affleck directed two years ago.

Film distributors are said to be scrambling for tickets to the sold-out screening of the film about a woman-hating movie director whose misogyny shatters his life.

What can we say? Anyone got tickets?