Archive for April 21st, 1999

Star Wars Parodies We Dig…

April 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Okay, of course we’re excited about Star Wars: TPM as much as you…And we know that a lot of you are sick of the hype. However, a couple fans of News Askew have put together some parodies on the web that we thought you might want to check out as you wait for May 19th. First of all, Scott Kramer, a frequent News Askew scooper and all-around nice guy, created a short film centered around a scruffy bunch “Waiting For Anakin”…The thing’s got some great moments of creativity, and even got noticed by the New York Times!

We’ve also got Mike Klimo’s “Star Wars: Beowulf In Space”, which will soon be airing on CountingDown.Com TV. Enjoy, and may the force…ya know.

DOGMA AN OFFICIAL SELECTION AT CANNES!!!

April 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • News Askew scoops the world again!!!!

A source tells us that that tomorrow, the Cannes selection committee will be announcing the selections for the Cannes Film Festival and among the official selections will be Kevin Smith’s “Dogma”. They will be stating that they are recognizing it for the satire that it is. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!! Our scooper read the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE today that will actually not be released to the press until tomorrow.

Now, before we go saying this is completely legit, we hafta say this IS a new source for us, but a very reliable-sounding one (you usually get the hang of who’s yanking your chain after doing this stuff for a while), and we just wanted to be the first to spread the good news around the web.

Congratulations to Kevin, Scott, the Weinsteins, and the rest of the cast and crew of Dogma on a HUGE victory for the flick. Now, if we could only get sponsored for that flight to France…

UPDATE: One of the apparently 2 official Cannes Sites has listed Dogma as a selection!

View Askew NewsBites™

April 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Sandberg, Hoosier Fanboy, ScottEvilX, Monkey Bastard, Scott Perrin & Matthew Kalavsky

  • The nominees for the prestigious Eisner Awards for comics were recently announced (and posted at Comic Book Resources) and, although Kevin Smith didn’t get a nod for any writing gigs, Joe Quesada and Jimmy Palmiotti brought home a nomination for Best Cover Artist(s) for their work on Smith’s “Daredevil” run. Congrats, guys. You deserve it!
  • Oni Press has posted Oni Double Feature #12’s date at the site, and, interestingly enough, it’s a week earlier thanwe’d originally anticipated! The book’s now due on May 5th, according to the site. We’ll change the date in thecountdown until we hear otherwise.

Also, while it’s not Askew related, we’ve got a really interesting (and EXCLUSIVE!) scoop here: Oni has a tentative agreement to do a Blair Witch comic!!! And trust us, with Oni behind it, we’re sure it’ll be as cool and unique as the flick.

  • Another Kevin Smith spotting : In Nova Issue #1, Kevin’s name gets dropped (instead of the usual Jay & Silent Bob mention!).
  • Finally today, just a reminder: Those Indianapolis View Askew screenings are happening this Friday. The General Cinema theater at Clearwater Crossing in Indianapolis, IN is showing Clerks this Fiday night (4/23/99) at midnight, and Mallrats on Saturday (4/24/99), also at midnight. Admission for both shows is $5.

Kevin Comments On Dogma Press & More…

April 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Rugmuncher, Mike Hughes, Aug

  • Kevin promised he’d be around, and he delivered. He spent a good part of today doing the Q&A thing over at theView Askew WWWBoard. Naturally, a lot of the questions that popped up surrounded Dogma and some of the press thatit’s been getting lately. First, Kevin comments on this piece that appeared on Cinescape Insider (First we’ll print the story, then Kev’s reply):
‘Dogma’ Not Good?

Under pressure from Catholic groups, Miramax recently parted ways with KevinSmith’s next film, Dogma. Miramax honchos Harvey and Bob Weinstein boughtthe movie themselves, and are reportedly shopping around to other studios.But the Toronto Sun suggests that the potential controversy the movie couldspark isn’t the only reason why the Disney sub-sid gave up on Smith’s film.The paper quotes a purported Miramax insider who suggests that the movie is”not very good in any way” and that “[t]he questionable taste factor and theMiramax association with Disney is a smoke-screen.” Being a fan of KevinSmith’s previous works and having seen part of the script (which I quiteliked) online, yours truly would be surprised if Dogma turned out to be thedud that the Sun’s source suggests it is. Time and the Cannes Film Festivalwill tell, I suppose. Perhaps it’s just a matter of taste …

Kev Says:

For the record, if you call a gossip columnist (or any journalist not professional enough to check a source), tell him you’re an ‘insider’, and give him a negative ditty on a subject that’s been deemed newsworthy over the last few weeks, they will print it.

Is it true that Disney passed on the flick because it’s not good? ‘Not good’ for Disney to be associated with, maybe. But Harvey reported that both Joe Roth and Michael Eisner thought the flick was well-made, funny, and View Askew’s best flick to date. It was, however, too easy a target for the Catholic League, and because of that, we got our walking papers.

Will someone, somewhere find the movie ‘not good’? Absolutely. Hell, there may be alot of folks who badmouth ‘Dogma’ – no matter what I make, there’ll always be the detractors who think I’m a talentless wannabe, who’s no business being behind a camera. But was a lack of quality the reason Disney cut the flick lose? C’mon – think about it. Even if it blew, it’s still got a bankable cast. And I’m sure I’m not revealing anything new here when I point out that Disney excels at releasing star-driven films that blow.

No – I’m afraid the ‘Toronto Sun’ has put their faith in a poor source. Because if I’m certain of anything in life, it’s that the quality of the flick had nothing to do with why we were shitcanned.

As for what we’d heard on Carlin’s stuff getting cut, Kevin answered that, while George was indeed the one that hadthe most dialogue cut, that there’s still tons of good stuff left:

That info came from the WonderCon panel, but I didn’t say ‘alot’ of his stuff got cut. Rather, I said that of everyone in the flick, he lost the most to the floor (relative to the other folks). There’s still alot of Carlin in there, and his best stuff (which was almost everything) st

The poor dude got cut off after that, but we get the idea.

Okay, so how about Cannes? Kevin’s thoughts:

Cannes’ Cannes, as far as I’m concerned. It’d been nice to compete, but not necessary. I just want to show the fucking flick, at this point. I’m tired of the speculation and conjecture. I want the world press to see it and weigh in – for better or worse. I’ve been living with the flick for five years now, and it’s time it saw the light (or rather the dark) of a movie theater.

As for this ‘special slot’ rumor…

Hell – not competing eliminates the possibility of not winning, so I’m all for that.

Finally, a question about the Clerks cartoon sparked some comments on the Entertainment Weekly piece:

Life’s weird, I guess.

I’m not worried, though. It made sense for Disney to take a powder on ‘Dogma’ – they’re a constant target for outraged religious types, based on their position as a ‘family’ company. But our ‘Clerks’ show isn’t a hot potato; it’ll be about as controversial as ‘Mama’s Family’ (though hopefully funnier).

I don’t hold anything against Disney, to be quite honest with you. They did what they had to do (which we pretty much assumed would come to pass all along). Regardless of the shuffle, I’m still a fan (even bought me two huge and pricey Mickey Mouse-themed chairs at a posh gallery in Downtown Disney a few days after the brou-ha-ha erupted).

As for my speculation that Disney dropped the film over the ‘Mooby’ scene, as discussed in ‘Entertainment Weekly’: that made me laugh. I was joking about that at the Rider appearance, and it wound up in the magazine. Believe me – that scene had no bearing on why we were cut loose.

In fact, I just got a fax from Mister Michael Eisner himself, which was a copy of that article, and a quick note that said “Kevin – I thought that scene was funny!”

It’s just business, man. Nothing more.

Ho man, NOW something I said’s getting Eisner to take notice. A scary business this is. Anyway, as I said when weprinted the story (and Kevin confirmed above), the quote was indeed based on something Kev joked about at the Rider appearancethat I ended discussing on the phone with the author of the piece. Little did I know my ramblings would get taken outof context and used in that way. So please, consider it nothing more than that. Funny how we come full circle, sinceit seems like the same situation we had with the first piece there above, except this time I got in the middle of itall! I’ve certainly got some things to learn about dealing with journalists.

Anyway, that does it. Kevin answered a ton more stuff as well, but we thought that’s what you’d want to hear the most.

Commentary

April 21st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Let me just say up front that my e-mail box has been incredibly busy lately, and between that, this site, wrapping up things at my current job AND looking for a new one, time has been very scarce. But rest assured, I will still read each and every mail and get back to you, but if the reply is small, please don’t be offended. We’re doing the best we can here!

On to other things…We had a ton of little stuff to get to today. Some of it’s important news, but there wasn’t really much to say, so we took the NewsBite route with tons – Don’t let that fool you. Mondo update ahead. Also, be sure and check out our new Armageddon DVD review…It’s a new feature we’re adding that’s just for View Askew DVDs or those featuring View Askew actors. We’ll pick and choose as we see fit, but you can count on at least the trilogy and probably a few more flicks here and there.