- We’re making an exception today with our policy of not reporting personal type news, because, well, this is a very joyous day for Kevin, Jen, & their families. Congratulations to Kevin & Jen on the birth of little Harley Quinn Smith!
For those of you who’re planning to procreate one day, I urge you to be there for the whole experience. It’s beautiful and moving.
For those of you who’ve already been through it once…
Isn’t it strange how smooshed the kid comes out? But once it hits the air, it’s like it inflates to normal infant size. That blew me away.
Harley’s in the house, good people. And I am officially a cord-cutter, available to cut cords at the births of any and all’s children, for a negotiable rate.
Now I just gotta find me a Pride Rock, a shitload of animals, and one of them Holy-man monkey-types to make it official.
News Askew would like to send our best wishes and sincerest congratulations out to the lucky couple. We know they’re gonna make some great parents. Happy Birthday, Harley!
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