- Ben Affleck appeared on Entertainment Today this weekend to discuss what’s been going on with “Reindeer Games”. He started the interview with his fly down and zipped up mid sentence, very, very, audibly. The guy continues to amuse on multiple levels…
- The Dallas Morning News had an article last week on Chris Rock (reprinted on Thursday in the Las Vegas news, as well). Mostly about Rock’s career, but “Dogma” does get a brief mention. If someone transcribes the piece or finds it online, we’ll post it.
Archive for June 27th, 1999
Kevin: “It’s A Girl!”
- We’re making an exception today with our policy of not reporting personal type news, because, well, this is a very joyous day for Kevin, Jen, & their families. Congratulations to Kevin & Jen on the birth of little Harley Quinn Smith!
Ten fingers, ten toes, nose like her old man’s. Cuter than anything that’s ever seen the light of day. Ever.
For those of you who’re planning to procreate one day, I urge you to be there for the whole experience. It’s beautiful and moving.
For those of you who’ve already been through it once…
Isn’t it strange how smooshed the kid comes out? But once it hits the air, it’s like it inflates to normal infant size. That blew me away.
Harley’s in the house, good people. And I am officially a cord-cutter, available to cut cords at the births of any and all’s children, for a negotiable rate.
Now I just gotta find me a Pride Rock, a shitload of animals, and one of them Holy-man monkey-types to make it official.
News Askew would like to send our best wishes and sincerest congratulations out to the lucky couple. We know they’re gonna make some great parents. Happy Birthday, Harley!
New Stash Swag: Order Now!
- It’s been a while since the Stash has announced any new swag for sale, so you’ve got TONS of cash saved up, right? RIGHT???? Well read on! First off, it’s the highly-anticipated Lost Scene from Clerks that so many of you have been talking about. The book’s coming out this August 20th, though VA’s page claims it’ll ship in JULY, so who knows? Here’s your chance to reserve your copy now, and be among the FIRST to witness the famous scene!
Many scenes had to be cut from Clerks for the sake of time, and for the first time ever, you can see one here – in glorious comic book black and white. Kevin Smith, the writer and director of the film, has returned to his original script and rescued the crucial funeral parlor sequence. Finally, this is your chance to see the events as Julie Dwyer’s funeral that send Dante and Randal running! This is the scene “the man” didn’t wan’t you to see! Featuring and all-new introductory sequence, this book is written by Kevin Smith and illustrated by Phil Hester and Ande Parks, with a cover by Jay and Silent Bob artist Duncan Fegredo.
Preorder now!
SHIPS IN JULY: $10.00 SHIPPING INCLUDED
Also, we’ve got a very nifty Bluntman & Chronic T-Shirt — Definitely a must-have for any fan:
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You just read about their latest adventure in Oni Double Feature #12, now show all your friends that you support the dynamic stoners who saved the peaceful citizens of Red Bank from the evil and prolific Rick Derris.
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