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September 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brandi Simmons, Freakboy & Michael Hansen

  • Hey, so you’re disappointed about Toronto!??! Get a good jump on New York Film Festival tickets! Here’s the FULL details, everything you might need to know to get those seats:
Tickets for the New York Film Festival will be sold to the public starting at noon on Sunday Sept. 12 at Alice Tully Hall Box office. Hours are 11-6 except Sunday which is 12-6. Starting Sept 7, a limited number of tickets will be available for purchase by phone through Centercharge: 212-721-6500, Mon-Sat 10-8; Sun 12-8. There is a $5.50 per ticket handling charge when using Centercharge. There is a limit of 4 tickets per customer per film. Most tickets are $14 except opening and closing which are $30 and the centerpiece which is $20. Prices for the first four rows are usually lower but there is a limited number of these.
  • Kevin was quoted on a piece about Ray Park’s no-show at the Canadian National Sci-Fi Expo. Here’s the link.
  • More chances to catch the Jersey trilogy at a college near you! This time it’s at Louisiana State University. The film committee will be showing “Clerks” (September 8 at 8pm), “Mallrats” (September 15 at 8pm), and “Chasing Amy” (September 22 at 8pm) in a director’s series. The pamphlet advertising the films also mentions that the committee is working on getting Kev to their school for one of his famous Q&A sessions, though we bet even Kevin hasn’t heard about that one yet.

See you tonight!

Malcolm Warns: Skip Toronto!

September 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, it seems that, of ALL the upcoming festivals and chances to see Dogma, Toronto’s gonna be your toughest call. We’renot totally sure how it works ourselves, but it seems as if folks who buy passes for the entire festival get preference, andthat may be enough to fill the seats right there. Those of you trekking north (or from any direction, really) just to snatchup a Dogma ticket may find yourself standing outside the theater when the show’s going on. Malcolm’s got a lot more on this:
From what i’ve been reading of late alot of you guys have been planning to attend the Toronto screening of DOGMA.

My advice…Stay home!

I worked for the Toronto film fest for four years…and let me tell you one thing…it ain’t the fest for the casual fan.

I can almost guarantee that no one will get in…even if you manage to get one of the limited tickets that they might be selling for this screening.

DOGMA is a big event film…it so far has two scheduled screenings…On the Saturday of the 11th…and a to be announced press screening (Which by the way…the truly resourceful should try and get into…Less crowds…but yah gotta be quick on yer feet for).

It is the first North American screening of this flick…I’m already getting calls from guys at the studios to see if lil ‘ol me can get them in (which I can’t)…Suffice to say…a guy with no connections is pretty much fucked.

Fair or not…trust me…that’s the deal.

Best wait for the board screening…Save yerself the hassle…Trust me…I’ve seen VIPs get turned away at smaller screenings.

Toronto is the best film festival in the world for undiscovered gems…but their bread and butter is enticing the corporate bigwigs with “event films”.

In Toronto the ticket system allows pass holders in before even the ticket holders…Now, the Uptown 1 is a big ass cinema. One of my fave screens in Toronto…But it won’t be able to hold all the curious passholders…I’ll bet dollars to donuts.

I don’t mean to discourage anyone from partaking in this really cool event…you just have to be realistic about what yer up against…and it ain’t pretty.

Some hints:

1) See whats playing there at the same time…..The Uptown has 3 cinemas…The Uptown 1 is upstairs…Buy a ticket to a screening to something around the same time and sneak upstairs (a lil trivia…the Uptown 3 is where Clerks played on its second screening in TO…it’s where I first met Kevin.)

2)Try and find out where the press screening is…From previous experience…I’ll bet it will be on Friday in the morning…The Varsity…and the John Spotton Cinema (On John St…next to the City TV building) are popular places for press screenings.

3)If you have any pals with a pass to the fest…buy them a drink…immediately.

Otherwise…stay away and avoid a guaranteeed disappointment.

Hope this helps.

Good luck.

Yikes! Well folks, sorry if that note puts a damper on things for ya…But hey, it’s better than wasting a lot of time andeffort and THEN being disappointed. The board screening’s gotta be coming up soon, as well as the NYFF next month, so allwe can say is that you’ve waited THIS long…Another month or so won’t kill ya.

Kevin On Clerks TAS, Toronto, & More…

September 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin checked in today for the first time in a couple of weeks…First of to correct our episode six description of the Clerks Animated Series (see below). We’ll also correct the Clerks:TAS page as well with this and some more info that we’ve heard from someone at the final reading. Heeeeeere’s Kev:
The description of episode 6 at the News Askew ‘Clerks:TAS’ site is a bit off. The episode starts with Dante and Randal at a comic-con, appearing for as signing as ‘the stars of ‘Clerks:TAS’. There, they’re given shit for making a show that bears no resemblance to the movie it’s based on. They then decide to do the show more like the movie, no matter what.

And that’s the cold opening. The whole show is about their efforts to keep the episode flat, conversational, and counter-grounded – though they don’t have much luck.

Just thought I’d clear that up.

The ‘Dogma’ trailer is nearly done, and ready to go up this weekend in some places, I think. The poster is now locked, and ready to print. It’s quite cool as well. Things are becoming more and more official, finally.

I agree with Malcolm: the TO screening is going to be tough to get into. Unless you live in the nearby area, I’d suggest waiting until the Stash screening, or opening weekend. You may wind up traveling way north for way disappointment.

And a small, closing suggestion: if you haven’t seen ‘The Sixth Sense’ yet, go check it out. I think it was the best flick of the summer. It’s deliberately paced (so much so that the kid doesn’t utter the “I see dead people,” line from the trailer until over half way through the flick), but well worth it for the tremendous final half hour. I know the theory is that anything that does well theatrically can’t be good (an inane theory, that), or that Bruce Willis is real hit or miss (this is one of the hits), but I’m telling you – it’s a really good flick. Don’t miss it.

See below for Malcolm’s post on this (as Kevin eferenced it above). And we agree. The Sixth Sense was a cool flick to see early on, before all the buzz spread. Try not to listen to what folks say about the film and go in with an open mind. It was a lot more enjoyable anyway, and Kevin’s description above doesn’t ruin a thing about the flick.

And man…We can’t WAIT to see that Dogma one-sheet and new trailer! Yes!!!

Commentary

September 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Whew…Things were quiet this morning and then…BAM! Explosion! Actually, the bulk of our news today revolves around a couple of posts made by Kevin and Malcolm about the Toronto screening. Looks like it’s gonna be a tough one to find your way into, so it’d probably be best to heed their advice and just wait an extra month for the screening. It looks like I’m not going to be that smart, though. Let’s get started!