Archive for November, 2000

New & Improved View Askew 5 Cast Details…

November 2nd @ 1:29 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, David Stratford, Matt & Banky Chase

  • This is one of the bigger stories of the past week, if not THE biggest, so we thought we’d clarify and complete the
    list with the couple folks we missed in the process (Note especially the addition of Ethan Suplee and Scott Mosier’s part
    to the list). It’s nice to go back and clean up an update that we did at 1:30 AM after watching 15 hours of movies.
    We’ve also added a couple new details on VA5 afterwards. Check it out:
  • CONFIRMED FOR VIEW ASKEW 5 :

    Jason Lee – (returning as Brodie and Banky)
    Jeff Anderson – (returning as Randal)
    Brian O’Halloran – (returning as Dante)
    Ben Affleck – (will return as Holden and two new characters (NOT Shannon Hamilton))
    Matt Damon – (will appear as a character from a non-VA movie Kevin was associated with (Will Hunting?) and two new characters)
    Renee Humphrey – (returning as Trish The Dish
    Scott Mosier – (returning as Willam)
    Ethan Suplee – (returning as Willam)
    George Carlin – (appearing as a new character)
    Chris Rock – (appearing as a new character)
    Alanis Morissette – (appearing, but Kevin refused to answer if her role will be a new character or a repeat of Dogma)
    Kevin Smith – (returning As Silent Bob)
    Jay Mewes – (returning As Jay)

    POSSIBLY CAST (CURRENTLY IN DISCUSSION PHASE):

    Joey Lauren Adams (would return as Alyssa Jones)

    Dwight Ewell (role not specified)

    NOT APPEARING:

    Linda Fiorentino, Shannon Doherty, Claire Forlani, Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, Marilyn Ghigliotti, and Jeremy London

  • No actors will meet each other’s identical counterpart (for example, Brodie will not meet Banky, etc). No wacky
    Multiplicity-type gags here, folks.
  • The title has 6 words, but is NOT “The Adventures Of Bluntman & Chronic”. Kevin’s previously said the title will give
    away the plot of the flick. Hmmmm.

More Vulgarthon Tidbits…

November 1st @ 12:05 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Zeebadaboodee, Hesser, Robert Getz

  • We were hoping to save these new tidbits for the Vulgarthon 2000 wrapup page, but since that’s still not completed (but should be sometime today), and lots of folks are writing in to make sure we mention this stuff, we figured we’d give you these interesting news items here on the front page in the meantime:
  • Kevin stated that he wouldn’t want to do Fletch Lives without Jason Lee in the main role. He also mentioned he’s got a 50 page draft of something he might want to do after View Askew 5 if Fletch doesn’t work out. This may be linked to the next bullet below. We’ll see what happens with Fletch, but at this point it doesn’t seem like anything is definite as far as Kevin & Jason’s involvement with that movie.
  • The planned flick to follow View Askew 5 is being referred to as “Clerks: Sell Out”. This is a hard-R-rated, animated Clerks flick about how Dante and Randal make a black and white movie based on their experiences at the Quick-Stop. Word has it that Miramax LOVED the cartoon and went crazy about Kev’s proposal for the movie. This would be fantastic. The Askewniverse lives!
  • A Bluntman & Chronic mini-comic series (along with the aforementioned action figures) will tie into View Askew 5, which will have a 6 word title (some are speculating it MIGHT be “The Adventures of Bluntman & Chronic”). We’ll see. Rememeber where you read it first!

Affleck/Palrow’s “Bounce”: First Look Positive Review!

November 1st @ 12:03 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Light House Shines

  • Famous net reviewer Light House Shines got into the first test screening of Miramax’s upcoming “BOUNCE” with Askew fave Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow. He liked the flick quite a bit, actually, but we’ll warn ya, this review DOES contain some pretty big plot spoilers, so read at your own risk:
BOUNCE

More than a few times I have gone to a test screening expecting the filmto be a comedy or a drama only to discover the complete opposite to betrue. Making for a slightly transcendent first few viewing moments as Iget adjusted to the newly discovered theme of the film I happen to bewatching. A not too frequent occurrence I recently experienced anew when Iattended one of the first test screenings for the upcoming Miramaxfilm Bounce ( Actually another company other than NRG tested itmonths before so technically it wasn’t the first screening). AsBounce is the latest on screen effort from one of my favoritewriter/directors Don Roos, who also happened to be in attendance at thescreening and whose Opposite of Sex is still one of my favoritefilms of all times. As most of his brilliantly written films revolvearound some aspect of society or culture that would not be consideredto be the norm in one way or the other which naturally makes for aninteresting ride. Since Bounce is anything but a traditional lovestory with strong underlining messages about fate, love and acceptance ofwhat we can and cannot control. As evidenced by the tragic plane crashand death of Gwenyth Paltrow’s husband Greg Janello ( Tony Goldwyn), whoactually was not supposed to be on the ill fated flight that resulted inhis untimely death. As it was Ben Affleck’s alcoholic womanizing characterBuddy Amaral who was supposed to on the plane that crashed killing all twohundred and something passengers instead of being shacked up in anearby motel with a one night stand. The woman Buddy picked up in theairport bar prior to meeting Greg and exchanging flights so Greg could gethome in time to spend Christmas with his family and so Buddy getsome as it were. Isn’t fate a fickle funny thing?!

Thus you have the essentials of the story, a man torn apart by feelings ofguilt and remorse desperately wanting to make amends for something thatnever really was in his control to begin with. Yet he cannot help but betortured by the fact that the only reason he survived and Greg didn’t wassimply due to the fact that he was being selfish and wanted to score withNatasha Henstridge’s somewhat slutty character. Seemingly the ongoingtheme in Buddy’s life as he seems to always do exactly what he wants,whenever and to whomever he wants without ever having to pay theconsequences for his actions. Which eventually take it’s toll on poorBuddy and his fragile psyche as he starts to loose it both personally andprofessionally, as he spends more and more of his time drinking andfeeling sorry for himself. Eventually requiring him to be admitted to atreatment facility and subsequently enrolled in A.A in the hopes ofdealing with his drinking problem and his desire to make amends ( Anactual step in A.A. for those of you without a drinking problem might notknow otherwise).

Hence Buddy starts doing everything in his power to get in touch withGreg’s wife Abby ( Ben’s real life on and off again girlfriend GwenythPaltrow) and make her as comfortable as possible. Mainly by throwing realestate business her way without telling her exactly the reason why he’sbeing so kind or concerned for Buddy certainly can’t tell Abby he issomewhat responsible for her husbands death. Which eventually starts toeat away at Buddy as he becomes more and more attracted to Abby and hertwo kids all of whom have grown to love him, presenting even more of aproblem for Buddy for now he feels guilty about romancing Abby underfalse pretenses and even tries to end things with her at one point. Thoughrather unsuccessfully as Buddy’s new male secretary knows that they aremade for each other and does his best to make sure that they keep bumpinginto one another in one way or another (A very nice supporting characterrole in the film and nicely written).

Now as a whole I thought the film was really well done, smartly writtenand superbly acted. As I really liked both Ben and Gwenyth’s performancesin the film as well as that of the the scene stealing Johnny Galeckie (Buddy’s male secretary). Alas fine performances aside I have to say that Ihad a tremendous problem swallowing certain facts circulating within thefilm, mainly the dynamics involved in the relationship between Abby andBuddy. For I cannot see anyone ever being able to seriously forgivesomeone who intentionally or unintentionally caused the death of a lovedone, even if purely by accident or through random chance as that is justtoo devastating a loss to come to terms with. Which is basically what theentire notion of film rests upon and that was just too much for me acceptdespite the film’s extremely well written dialogue and finely cast set ofactors for some things are just too hard to get over. So aside from thatlittle fact or problem I really liked the film and I think a lot of lessforgiving people will feel the same way, it just depends on yourpersonality and if you have one of those love conquers all mentalities ornot.

As always if you have any questions or comments please feel free to sendthem to lighthouseshines@hotmail.com and someone will get back to you just assoon as possible-THANKS!

View Askew NewsBites™

November 1st @ 12:02 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by A.J. Martinez, Samantha Resposo, James Eldred, Oniudra, Evan Fulcher, Allan, Scott Benner & Nic C

  • There’s a midnight movie showing of Clerks coming up at the United Artist Meadows 12 theater, located in Lone Tree, Colorado close to the Park Meadows Mall. It’s happeneing November 10th at, naturally, midnight.
  • In the new Madden 2001 football for the Playstation 2, Kevin and Jay are playable in a secret team called team Gekko, based on the line of clothing (or so it says in the game). Other people on the team include Xzibit, Jamie Foxx, Norega and a dozen or so other rappers. Coincidentally, if any ridiculously wealthy people out there have a few extra PS2s lying around, they make the perfect Christmas gift for poor webmasters. 🙂
  • Jason Lee is currently working with Cameron Crowe (who he said at the ‘thon is a BIG Kevin Smith fan) on “VANILLA SKY” with Tom Cruise. They’re currently looking for an eleven year old to play a young Tom Cruise (not open call casting, though, they want a SAG member).
  • TV Guide is currently running a “You Sexy Thing” poll where you can decide who is hotter, Calire Forlani or Liv Tyler. Tough choice.

  • Finally today, got a couple pics for ya (Not Vulgarthon pics, mind you, they’ll be on the wrapup page). First, here’s one of Kev with the famous Toxic Avenger (of Troma films fame). Second, we’ve got one from the DVD Review website where a guy won a contest for sending in his pic with Kev along with this story:
When Illinois Wesleyan University decided to give director/writer/actor Kevin Smith an honorary doctorate degree and have him give the Commencement Address, our reader Wesley Drew and his friend decided to drive over to the place and stake out some seats for the speech.

“While looking for a place to park, we found ourselves across from the university president’s house and standing outside, talking to a few fans was Mr. Smith himself,” Welsey remembers. “Taking the opportunity as it presented itself, we quickly parked the car and joined the group. Kevin was cool and didn’t mind talking to fans for a few minutes. He signed a couple of comics and a movie and even posed for this picture. We didn’t want to bother him too much so we made ourselves scare and found a place where we could watch the ceremony.”

As expected, Smith’s speech was funny, according to Wesley, and the young filmmaker offered a few good stories, including the story of how he had written a draft of the new Superman movie. This meeting sure made Wesley’s day, and we’d like to thank him for sharing it with us!