Archive for April, 2005

Willenholly Comes Full Circle…

April 23rd @ 10:18 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mysterio, Tom Armbruster, Twitching Monkey, Jeff M, Joe York, Gary Anderson

  • Seems that one of the big pop culture in-jokes from Jay & Bob Strike Back got someone at Universal thinking…Either that or it’s just a VERY odd coincidence! Seems that Will Ferrll will star in a big screen version of the cult series “Land of the Lost”. His character, Marshall Willenholly, was based on the opening lines of the theme song from said show:
Ferrell going back in time for Uni’s ‘Lost’

Will Ferrell is attached to star in the comedy feature “Land of the Lost,” based on the classic television series of the same name.

Universal acquired the feature rights from Sid and Marty Krofft, executive producers of the original television series, who will produce the feature for the studio. Jimmy Miller and Julie Wixson-Darmody also will produce via the Mosaic Media Group banner.

Adam McKay is attached to direct, with Chris Henchy and Dennis McNicholas signing on to adapt the screenplay. Universal president of production Donna Langley will oversee the project for the studio.

The original “Land of the Lost” series revolved around forest ranger Rick Marshall and his children, Will and Holly, who are caught in a time vortex while exploring the Colorado River on a raft and transported to a mysterious world. The feature film will be an update of the series, which ran from 1973-1977 on NBC and is due out on DVD this month.

Ferrell next can be seen in Universal’s comedy “Kicking & Screaming” and this summer in “Bewitched.” He is filming “The Producers” for producer Mel Brooks, to be released domestically by Universal on Dec. 21.

The Kroffts are behind such projects as “Lidsville, “The Bay City Rollers Show,” “The Brady Bunch Hour,” “Donny and Marie,” “Barbara Mandrell and The Mandrell Sisters” and “H.R. Pufnstuf,” which Universal also made into a feature film.

Henchy has written for numerous television series, including “Spin City” and “Entourage,” and was the creator and executive produce of “Battery Park” and “I’m With Her.” McNicholas formerly was a head writer on “Saturday Night Live” and is writing the feature film “The Party,” with Jay Roach attached to direct.

McKay’s recent credits include “Anchorman,” which he also co-wrote, and a rewrite on “Bewitched.” He is working on the comedy feature “Talladega Nights,” which he will produce, direct and co-write with Ferrell.

Ferrell is repped by UTA, manager Mosaic Media Group and attorney Deborah Klein. Henchy is repped by UTA. McNicholas and McKay are repped by Endeavor and manager Mosaic Media Group. The Kroffts are repped by WMA and attorney Bob Wyman.

Thanks to the Hollywood Reporter and Yahoo News.

It’s Spring Cleaning Time!

April 23rd @ 2:54 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Yes, it’s time for SPRING CLEANING here at News Askew. What’s that mean? Welp, it means we’re not only working on getting some stuff in order, but we’re ALSO going to be adding a bunch of new features to the site in the coming weeks.

To start off, we’ve cleaning up the “On This Day…” feature you see at the top of the site. We’ve gone through and fixed a bunch of typos, added new historial info, and corrected some general mistakes. However, realizing it’s tough to date-check every item, if you ever see a problem up there with a date or especially a YEAR, please, do let us know.

Also, we’re going back and cleaning up the News Archives. In going back through for a recent project, we noticed some run-on words, broken links, missing images, and the like. We’ll be taking some time to clean all of that up in the coming weeks. Look for a gradual change there.

Also, and most exciting of all: NEW FEATURES. We’re about to unveil of favorite of these with the next post (which you ‘ll see just below). We think you’re really gonna dig it.

Thanks to a new server with a bunch more memory and speed, you should find News Askew faster than ever before. There’s no better time to try signing up and posting a talkback for a news item, visiting our forum community, or poking around at past updates and features. There’s a TON of stuff covering almost 8 years of View Askew right here at News Askew.

If you like that, there’s lots more to come — More community, more interactivity, more for you to do — We’re going to put this new server through its and see what it’s got by enhancing our forums with some new software a facelift in the coming weeks. We’re also coding to work on the return of the News Askew Poll. And there’s more. Just you wait.

Thanks for continuing to make News Askew your source for Kevin Smith and View Askew news on the internet. We’re happy to be a part of your surfing routine, and hope you’ll come back and see us often. Now, on to the big announcement!

Announcing: Kevin’s “Boring-Ass” Blog!!!

April 23rd @ 2:53 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

As you likely know, Kevin continues to post a detailed daily account of his life over at the View Askew forums. We thought that we’d take these posts a step further, and create a true blog where past and present posts can be read and searched, in a very simple, easy to read format. Not only that, but the blog has RSS subscribe capability, commenting funtionality, a voting system, and more.

Continue to keep up and comment with Kevin’s posts at the View Askew forums. But feel free to catch up or subscribe to “My Boring-Ass Life” here at News Askew as well. We’ll be working hard to get new posts of Kevin’s added to the blog as soon as possible.

Hope you like it, folks. Enjoy.

Kevin Returns In “Total Film”!

April 21st @ 5:02 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Martin

  • One of our favorite UK scoopers, Martin, returns with some excellent scannage from across the pond to kick of today’s News Askew. First off, you know that funny Passion story Kev told on Lenothe other day? Well, here’s an illustration of Kevin’s vision of that very remake.

Also, we’ve got a neat little piece on Green Hornet and, of course, Clerks 2. Nothing much new, aside from the fact that Kevin’s excited for the last 20 minutes of the film to screen. Please, oh PLEASE say we can be among the first to see this footage when it’s cut together! From a fan point of view, there really can’t be any more excitement generated than an honest-to-goodness sequel to the one that started it all. We’re stoked.

As always, click above for closer look. Thanks to Martin and Total Film UK!

View Askew NewsBites™

April 21st @ 5:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Alonso Duralde, Darren Crist

  • Director Richard Kelly has only hinted to us that Kevin’s part in “Southland Tales” will be very interesting and unforgettable, but still no hints as to what that very part might be. However, we’ve learned quite a bit more about the plot today, and it’s certainly very different than we expected (though quite intriguing). AP reports:
Sarah Michelle Gellar‘Southland’ lines up Rock

Thriller ‘Tales’ costars Gellar, Scott

Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) will star opposite Seann William Scott and Sarah Michelle Gellar in the science-fiction thriller “Southland Tales” for writer-director Richard Kelly and Cherry Road Films. Production is slated to begin Aug. 1 in Los Angeles.

“Southland Tales” is set in Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as the city stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Johnson will star as an amnesiac action star whose life intertwines with an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

“I see enormous potential for him to become a great actor,” Kelly said of Johnson. The filmmaker added that some actors will have a musical component to their roles, but would not identify who. “Not all of them know what they’ll be doing.”

Cherry Road has greenlit the picture with co-financing from Universal Pictures International, Inferno Distribution and Wild Bunch, with Universal distributing in most foreign territories through the UIP banner, and Wild Bunch distributing in France, Benelux, Spain and Switzerland. UTA reps the domestic.

Sean McKittrick will produce under the Darko Entertainment banner he co-founded with Kelly. Cherry Road principals Bo Hyde and Kendall Morgan will produce.

Executive producers are Matthew Rhodes and Judd Payne of Persistent Entertainment, Bill Johnson and Jim Seibel of Inferno Distribution, and Oliver Hengst of Academy Film. Moby will compose the music.

“Southland Tales” also will be presented as a nine-part interactive experience with the prequel saga to be published as six separate 100-page graphic novels written by Kelly. These will be released over a six-month period early next year leading up to the film’s release, with the feature film covering the story’s final three chapters.

JoBlo reports that the website will be the largest ever created for a film (it’s already active www.southlandtales.com too), and has one of the hottest Sarah Michelle Gellar pics you’ll ever see. Yowza.

  • The Arkansas Democrat Gazette has a piece on Joey Lauren Adams’ directorial debut, “Come Early Morning”. The film will star Ashley Judd, and Adams is proud to be shooting it in her home state of Arkansas. A snippet:
Joey Lauren AdamsAdams said the script for the new movie “is based on my family members, but the actual story is not true.” She described it as a coming-of-age tale in which the main character is 35 years old. The movie will depict Southerners who are “intelligent, creative, soulful, spiritual, warm, complicated people,” she said.

Adams said the goal is to have the movie, which will also feature Diane Ladd, appear at the Sundance Film Festival in January.

Arkansas Business Online also has their take on the story. Similar news. Here’s a taste:

Ashley Judd“Come Early Morning” will star Ashley Judd and will be shot entirely in central Arkansas. Adams said some locations are still being scouted, but decisions have already been made to shoot at an undisclosed apartment complex in North Little Rock and at the Perry Hotel in Lonoke.

A crew of about 100, which is a mix between locals and those imported from Hollywood, expects to begin shooting April 25 and wrap by May 30.

Adams said she hopes to have the film out of post production and finished in time to debut at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, in January.

“We’re going to shoot for that, but that’s every independent filmmaker’s hopes,” she said.

  • And finally today, Canoe lists Kevin in their “Hip To Be Square” column of celebs:
KEVIN SMITH (actor/director)

Why he’s a geek: A comic-book lover his whole life, Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn after the Batman archvillain. He has also gone public recently with his love of everything Degrassi.

Why he’s chic: The director of Clerks and Chasing Amy continues to be cool and “indie” despite the pressures of Hollywood. He is currently working on Clerks 2.

Adios!

Missed Kevin On Leno? We Got Ya Covered.

April 21st @ 5:02 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin KILLED on last night’s edition of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, where he sat on the panel with Jay and the OC’s Mischa Barton to promote his new book, “Silent Bob Speaks”. Jay went right into the “Catch And Release” news (Kevin worked in a backdoor Affleck quip. Kevin also revealed that he’s visiting the “Bottoms Up” set (with Paris Hilton and Mewes) that day — Will he appear in a cameo? Hmmm…

Clerks 2 gets some MAJOR talk and pluggage, which is always good to hear, and then, the book gets some very nice screentime. Kevin openly talks about the Entertainment Weekly review and gets some nicely nationally televised burns in on the periodical for revenge. You go, Kev. And finally, yes, the WEBSITE gets airtime. And you web-types who are reading this have GOTTA love that. The online diary is the topic of discussion (and you gotta see Barton’s face during that reveal).

But hey, don’t take our words for it. WATCH IT NOW in glorious mini-quicktime video. Don’t worry, the 2-second blackout wasn’t a show edit, just technical probs.

Want to see what Kevin said about the experience today in his online diary? Sure ya do:

– I get to the NBC lot, go through security, and get to the “Tonight Show.” I’m in my guest room about a minute before Leno drops by (he chit-chats with all the guests before the show). I ask him about what he’ll do at the end of the four years – like if he’ll just do more stand-up. He reminds me that 150 nights out of the year (three nights a week), he’s doing stand-up somewhere other than the show. The dude’s work ethic is insane. Kristin Powers from Talk/Miramax Books comes by as Jay’s leaving, as does Dave Berg, the segment producer. We go over the stuff I’m gonna be talking about until Andy McElfresh (my “Roadside Attractions” partner-in-crime) shows up. Andy and I catch up as the show begins, and then he’s off, back to an editing suite to finish his piece for tomorrow night’s show.

– I watch the show in my guest room and am floored by how fucking boring and what a terrible interview the “O.C.” chick is. I’ve now been a couch guest five or six times on “Tonight”, always as the second interview, and have figured out that there’s this delicate balance you want in the guest who comes before you: you want them to be good, but not great. You want them to warm the audience up, so that when you get out there, you’re not facing a sleepy crowd. At the same time, you don’t want the first guest to kill – otherwise you’re gonna have a tough time impressing the audience. The “O.C.” chick offers nothing. It’s dead quiet out there – which makes my job harder, because I’ve gotta be even funnier than I planned on being and win the crowd within the first thirty seconds or risk tanking harder than the chick who just said she was lucky enough to be in Rome when the Pope died.

– I’m sweating profusely (natch), so I get a litttle powder in the makeup room and trim my beard a touch. I get wired up and after the Human Ambien’s segment is over, I head backstage to go on, post-commercials.

– I do my segment.

– Post-show, I talk to Rob Thomas for a few seconds, say goodbye to Jay. Debbie Vickers (the producer of the show and a chick I really dig) tells me I killed, and Dave Berg thanks me for a great segment. I head back to my dressing room where I talk with a guy who pops in to tell me he used to be an accountant on the “Clerks” cartoon, and how ABC fucked it up. Then Andy comes by the give me the thumbs up on the segment, as does Kristin and John Melendez (aka Stuttering John). John and I bullshit for awhile about Howard and the Sirius move, as well as other non-Howard related stuff. Forty five minutes later, it’s just me and Kristin, and we go over stuff we wanna do for the book (I opt against taking out magazine ads, as it’s a waste of money, and agree to do an interview on Air America if they can get me in), including a celebratory “We Sold Out the First Printing” signing party we’re thinking of doing at the Stash before I head off to “Catch.” I drop Kristin off at the front door of the studio where her car’s waiting, and I head home.

Much congrats to Kevin for yet again proving he’s a born entertainer!

View Askew NewsBites™

April 21st @ 5:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Adam Bertocci, Alonso Duralde, Chuck Gould, Chuck K, Robert Penco

  • Yep, we saw the Affleck/Garner news in the New York Post today. We’re always a bit worried to post this stuff, especially since no one seems to want to confirm it. So, take it with a grain of salt, but here’s what ran in today’s Page Six:

SECOND time’s the charm for Ben Affleck. The star proposed to his girlfriend of over a year, Jennifer Garner, after her 33rd birthday party Saturday at her Brentwood home, according to Star magazine. Affleck bought Garner a $500,000, 4.5-carat Harry Winston engagement ring – as compared to the 6.1-carat pink diamond ring from Winston which Affleck got for his former fiancée Jennifer Lopez. Affleck’s rep had no comment.

At the moment we remain a bit skeptical, though if it’s indeed true, we’d like to offer much luck and congrats to our boy ben and his lovely bride-to-be. If it gets confirmed (or denied), we’ll let ya’ll know. We just hate this “not confirmed” stuff and almost didn’t even run it. But we’ve had a lot of folks asking us about it, so figured we’d at least comment.

  • Seems that Zach Braff is becoming more vocal about being a View Askew fan, these days – Certainly does bode well for him stepping into that Fletch role this Fall. This report just in:
Zach Braff, an alumnus of Northwestern University’s radio-television-film department, came to speak to us today. One of his closing remarks was how when he was an undergrad Kevin Smith came to speak at NU and he went, and one of the things Smith mentioned was not liking and not ever wanting to take the “a film by” credit, because he felt the film was made by lots of people and not just the director. Braff has vowed to be the same way and encouraged us to follow.
  • And finally today, some interesting reading for you Star Wars fans — An editorial that discusses the possible update of the Star Tours ride in Disney parks, and also some reasoning behind the possible Star Wars TV series for ABC in 2006-2007. See you next time, and we thank you for your patronage!

DON’T FORGET : Kevin On Leno Tonight!

April 19th @ 5:38 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We didn’t want anyone forgetting that Kevin will be on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno tonight at 11:30 pm EST, promoting his hit new book of essays, SILENT BOB SPEAKS. Make sure you order a copy if you haven’t already, as it’s gone to a second printing within days of release. The essays are a fun, honest read.

UPDATE: If for some reason you missed the show last night, we have the entire interview right here for you! Just click one of the stills below…

Mallrats X: SOLD OUT!

April 19th @ 7:27 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Don’t say we didn’t warn you. This one sold FAST! The Mallrats X screening and live Q&A reunion have SOLD OUT! If you’re among the lucky souls who managed to get yourself a seat, cherish it, have a blast, and don’t forget send us photos and reports. It’s certain to yet again be a once-in-a-lifetime event where one of the most beloved films in the View Askew series is celebrated.

And if you missed out on tix, next time, remember when we tell ya — They sell fast! Enjoy the show.

See Silent Bob Speak This Saturday!

April 18th @ 8:50 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mysterio

  • This SATURDAY (April the 23rd) at 4 PM, Kevin will be speaking on his book until 5pm for FREE (it’s outside, so no tix required). The event will be held at the “ETC.Stage” on the UCLA Campus, near the Student Activities Center, and just mere steps from Stash West!

Here’s the link which provides further info, including the full guest list for the event being held both Saturday & Sunday (although Kevin is only SATURDAY). Lets hope the pretty weather continues for this very cool outdoor event, this weekend. Enjoy!