• News Askew scoops the world again!!!!

A source tells us that that tomorrow, the Cannes selection committee will be announcing the selections for the Cannes Film Festival and among the official selections will be Kevin Smith’s “Dogma”. They will be stating that they are recognizing it for the satire that it is. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!! Our scooper read the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE today that will actually not be released to the press until tomorrow.

Now, before we go saying this is completely legit, we hafta say this IS a new source for us, but a very reliable-sounding one (you usually get the hang of who’s yanking your chain after doing this stuff for a while), and we just wanted to be the first to spread the good news around the web.

Congratulations to Kevin, Scott, the Weinsteins, and the rest of the cast and crew of Dogma on a HUGE victory for the flick. Now, if we could only get sponsored for that flight to France…

UPDATE: One of the apparently 2 official Cannes Sites has listed Dogma as a selection!