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July 7th @ 7:13 pm | 1 Comment » | Scooped by Adam Onishi, David Di Troia, Artimus Naugin

  • Some quickies from the board – Kevin reports that “the marketing folks are working hard to have a Red Band trailer for ComiCon” when asked about an official trailer for the film. It’s long been desired that the trailer get tied to “Pineapple Express” which hits theaters on August 8th.
  • Next, sad news on the hopes for seeing the extended, and we feel, quite superior director’s cut of Jersey Girl on DVD. When a poster cited money reasons, Kevin corrected:


      “Not so. It’s unlikely to see DVD because Buena Vista Home Video wasn’t interested in doing it upon the initial release of the flick on home video, and then really wasn’t interested in doing it once the Harvey/Bob/Miramax/Disney breakup happened. Cost doesn’t have anything to do with it; it’s pure spite, at this point. So weird.”


    Those of you who watched it with us at Vulgarthon West know what folks are missing with this one, as the extended cut added quite a bit of richness to the story, especially with the Ben/Jen relationship, sadly lost to the cutting room floor in theatrical and DVD releases. Here’s hoping Kevin dusts this one off once again for the rumored 2009 Vulgarthon event.

  • Seth Rogen appeared on popular Australian talk show Rove to promote “Pineapple Express” — You can watch the entire 9+ minute clip via the magic of YouTube. Just a brief mention of “Zack & Miri Make A Porno” as an uncoming project (though we’re expecting the BIG press blitz to begin this September).
  • The Stash doesn’t sell this item, so here’s a chance to get a rare View Askew item locally – Our scooper caught the hard to find “Clerks II” Mooby box DVD set that includes the visor, cup, and the movie, all in a happy meal type case. This was at Best Buy in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania. The item was a Best Buy exclusive. The price there was just $12.99, an absolute bargain — While we don’t expect this deal is nationwide, someone likely found a case of the long sold-out edition and put it out there, it’s worth seeking out. What a deal.

“SPACED” At Laser Blazer/Stash West – Smith, Wright, Pegg, Hynes! July 23rd!

July 4th @ 10:28 am | 1 Comment » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’re such massive fans of the work of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, words cannot express how cool this upcoming event at Secret Stash West inside Lazer Blaser is — But we’ll try. “Spaced” was the first creative effort of stars and creators Jessica Hynes, Simon Pegg, and Edgar Wright — Wright and Pegg went on to create quite possibly the best horror comedy ever, and easily one of the best of this decade so far, “Shaun of the Dead” in 2004. In 2007, the duo returned for cop buddy comedy “Hot Fuzz”, once again twisting a new genre on its ear in a unique way. We recently LOVED the “Don’t” trailer that bridged the two “Grindhouse” flicks, which the guys also hand a hand in.


    However, we owe it all to “Spaced”, which ran in the UK back in 1999 and 2001 for an all-too-short 14 episodes (the British know how to keep fans wanting more). The show was fanboy love personified in its characters, all memorable, making for a one-of-a-kind show that nothing has come close to touching since (an American remake was briefly thought of, but without the blessing of Wright, Pegg, or Hynes, put down). The show is one of our all-time favorites, and now, thankfully, coming to American DVD (previously only available on UK imports). “Spaced: The Complete Series” collects every single episode along with a boatload of extras, including commentary from our own Kevin Smith.


    Sold yet? You gotta have the DVD, sure, but we’ll do ya one better – On Wedesnday, July 23rd, from 12:30 til 2:30, all 3 stars/creators, Hynes, Pegg, and Wright, will join Kevin live, in person, at Secret Stash West and Laser Blazer, the greatest DVD/Video and Comic Book shop in all the land. They’ll all be signing copies of the new DVD for the bargain price of $49.98 – $10 off retail! That gets you the DVD and all 4 signatures! It’s extremely rare that this group will sit together in a room for an event like this again, so we’re telling you know — Get to Laser Blazer, tell your boss you need the day off, whatever it takes. Don’t miss this event, and line up early! If you’re coming to town for ComiCon, this happens RIGHT BEFORE IT. Perfect timing.


    Oh and by the way, want anything else signed? You can have up to 3 items signed, but that’s it — Gotta keep the line moving — So bring them along if ya like. But you MUST purchase the “Spaced” DVD to get into the event. PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY! We’re telling ya now. Full details on the disc:


      Spaced DVD retail price $59.98. Laser Blazer in-store price $49.98.


      DVD features include:


      * Exclusive feature length documentary.
      * “Spaced Jam” music video by Osymyso.
      * Commentary with stars Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes, Nick Frost, Mark Heap, Julia Deakin, Katy Carmichael, director Edgar Wright, producer Nira Park, Plus guests Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Matt Stone, Diablo Cody, Bill Hader, and Patton Oswalt!
      * Footage from the UK Spaced marathon’s Q & A session
      * Homage-O-Meter that tracks every pop culture reference!
      * Out-takes, raw footage, deleted scenes, and more!


      Spaced revolves around two idle twentysomething flatmates – immature skateboarding would-be comic artist Tim (Simon Pegg), and moody, responsibility-shy Daisy (Jessica Stevenson), and their self-induced lack of success in employment, relationships and life in general. Together with their oddball assortment of friends and neighbors, Marsha, Brian, Mike and Twist, they exist in a world perched precariously on the edge of normality.


      * Spaced DVD must be purchased at Laser Blazer to participate in the signing.
      * The line may be capped at any time. PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY!!
      * No more than three items signed per customer.


    For more details on “Spaced”, see “Spaced Invasion” or the IMDB.


    Laser Blazer/Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash are located at 10587 West Pico Blvd. in Los Angeles, CA 90064. Call (310) 475-4788 for details. There’s a limited amount of parking behind the store — Otherwise, you’re on your own. This is one of the coolest events we’ve ever seen, folks — You never know who might show up to meet these fantastic folks. Be there!

Kevin Smith – Live in Hartford – January 24th!

July 4th @ 10:25 am | 4 Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We heard rumblings of this one a while back, but we can now confirm that Kevin will do the live Q&A thing in Hartford, Connecticut in early 2009 – Yep, 2009. Tix are a bargain at $42.50 and $36.50. Tickets are not yet on sale — That starts in August — So we’ll let you know when you can get online and reserve the best seats in the house. In the meantime, visit the website and read on for the particulars:


      Date: Saturday, January 24, 2009

      Location: The Bushnell Center for the Performing Arts, Mortensen Hall, 166 Capitol Avenue. Hartford CT 06106


      Phone: 860.987.6000

      Prices are $42.50 & $36.50


    Watch News Askew in August for the ticket sale announcement. Hartford is one of the more rare stops of recent memory, so we’re betting on a quick sell-out for this gig. You’ll want to buy in early to ensure you’ve got seats taken care of. Tell your friends!

“SPACED” At Laser Blazer/Stash West – Smith, Wright, Pegg, Hynes! July 23rd!

July 4th @ 10:24 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • EDITORIAL UPDATE: We just confirmed that Laser Blazer has FULLY STOCKED UP with copies of Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Hot Fuzz SE, and ALL of Kevin’s films on DVD for immediate purchase and signatures! The Stash is also TOTALLY stocked with the latest swag, including those awesome Monroeville jerseys and so much more. Meet some legends AND do some shopping, this is a perfect chance to stock up for you or your pals.

    We’re such massive fans of the work of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, words cannot express how cool this upcoming event at Secret Stash West inside Lazer Blaser is — But we’ll try. “Spaced” was the first creative effort of stars and creators Jessica Hynes, Simon Pegg, and Edgar Wright — Wright and Pegg went on to create quite possibly the best horror comedy ever, and easily one of the best of this decade so far, “Shaun of the Dead” in 2004. In 2007, the duo returned for cop buddy comedy “Hot Fuzz”, once again twisting a new genre on its ear in a unique way. We recently LOVED the “Don’t” trailer that bridged the two “Grindhouse” flicks, which the guys also hand a hand in.


    However, we owe it all to “Spaced”, which ran in the UK back in 1999 and 2001 for an all-too-short 14 episodes (the British know how to keep fans wanting more). The show was fanboy love personified in its characters, all memorable, making for a one-of-a-kind show that nothing has come close to touching since (an American remake was briefly thought of, but without the blessing of Wright, Pegg, or Hynes, put down). The show is one of our all-time favorites, and now, thankfully, coming to American DVD (previously only available on UK imports). “Spaced: The Complete Series” collects every single episode along with a boatload of extras, including commentary from our own Kevin Smith.


    Sold yet? You gotta have the DVD, sure, but we’ll do ya one better – On Wedesnday, July 23rd, from 12:30 til 2:30, all 3 stars/creators, Hynes, Pegg, and Wright, will join Kevin live, in person, at Secret Stash West and Laser Blazer, the greatest DVD/Video and Comic Book shop in all the land. They’ll all be signing copies of the new DVD for the bargain price of $49.98 – $10 off retail! That gets you the DVD and all 4 signatures! It’s extremely rare that this group will sit together in a room for an event like this again, so we’re telling you know — Get to Laser Blazer, tell your boss you need the day off, whatever it takes. Don’t miss this event, and line up early! If you’re coming to town for ComiCon, this happens RIGHT BEFORE IT. Perfect timing.


    Oh and by the way, want anything else signed? You can have up to 3 items signed, but that’s it — Gotta keep the line moving — So bring them along if ya like. But you MUST purchase the “Spaced” DVD to get into the event. PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY! We’re telling ya now. Full details on the disc:


      Spaced DVD retail price $59.98. Laser Blazer in-store price $49.98.


      DVD features include:


      * Exclusive feature length documentary.
      * “Spaced Jam” music video by Osymyso.
      * Commentary with stars Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes, Nick Frost, Mark Heap, Julia Deakin, Katy Carmichael, director Edgar Wright, producer Nira Park, Plus guests Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Matt Stone, Diablo Cody, Bill Hader, and Patton Oswalt!
      * Footage from the UK Spaced marathon’s Q & A session
      * Homage-O-Meter that tracks every pop culture reference!
      * Out-takes, raw footage, deleted scenes, and more!


      Spaced revolves around two idle twentysomething flatmates – immature skateboarding would-be comic artist Tim (Simon Pegg), and moody, responsibility-shy Daisy (Jessica Stevenson), and their self-induced lack of success in employment, relationships and life in general. Together with their oddball assortment of friends and neighbors, Marsha, Brian, Mike and Twist, they exist in a world perched precariously on the edge of normality.


      * Spaced DVD must be purchased at Laser Blazer to participate in the signing.
      * The line may be capped at any time. PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY!!
      * No more than three items signed per customer.


    For more details on “Spaced”, see “Spaced Invasion” or the IMDB.


    Laser Blazer/Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash are located at 10587 West Pico Blvd. in Los Angeles, CA 90064. Call (310) 475-4788 for details. There’s a limited amount of parking behind the store — Otherwise, you’re on your own. This is one of the coolest events we’ve ever seen, folks — You never know who might show up to meet these fantastic folks. Be there!

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July 4th @ 10:21 am | 1 Comment » | Scooped by Pat, E. Christopher, Josh Gagnon, Adam Barnick

  • Newsweek ran a print, yet edited, version of Kevin’s beautiful piece on George Carlin. Scannage right here. His official website, georgecarlin.com, also posted his final wishes which were made back in 1990. Rest in peace, George, and thanks for all the laughs and entertainment over the years.
  • Kevin’s high praise for the late Heath Leadger’s work in “The Dark Knight” is cited in this CNN article which suggests he may win an Oscar for the role. Kev’s bit:


      “Heath Ledger didn’t so much give a performance as he disappeared completely into the role,” filmmaker and lifelong comics fan Kevin Smith said on his MySpace blog after seeing “The Dark Knight.” “I know I’m not the first to suggest this, but he’ll likely get at least an Oscar nod (if not the win) for best supporting actor.”


    Can July 18th come any sooner? Our prediction – Movie of the summer. We can’t wait.

  • More chances to see Brian O’Halloran in “Brutal Massacre” this month — The Laemmle Sunset theater is playing the film on 7/11 and 7/12 in Los Angeles for midnight screenings. It’ll also play at the Texas Frightmare weekend, though we don’t have a time or exact location at this time.

Kevin @ San Diego Comic Con

July 1st @ 10:41 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • It’s the greatest con in all the land, and induces quite the jealous streak in us east-coasters — Yep, the San Diego Comic-Con is on the way next month, and we’ve got details of 4 times AND places where you’ll be able to find our beolved Kevin Smith:


      Thursday – 7/24
      3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. – Kevin will be moderating the Spike TV Scream panel discussion called ‘Scream’ Like a Girl: Spike Salutes the Women of Sci-Fi (check con schedule for location).


      Friday – 7/25
      5:15 p.m. to 6:15 p.m. – Kevin’s taking part in Entertainment Weekly’s panel – “The Visionaries: Filmmakers” panel in Hall H
      6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. – Kevin’s Main Q&A panel in Hall H (ED. NOTE – “Zack & Miri” Footage is likely!)


      Saturday – 7/26
      2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m. – Kevin will be participating in the Battlestar Galactica panel (check con schedule for location)


    We can’t see why you’d want to miss any of these events, all fantastic topics — We’re once again incredibly envious of the Galactica gig, what a blast and what a fantastic job Kev did at the last one. Plus, the Friday night event in Hall H will likely be the hottest ticket of the entire con – Line up early, and make sure that you can get it. The hall ALWAYS fills to capacity when Kev’s in town. All times are subject to change, so if anything moves around, we’ll let ya know.

Kevin’s San Diego Comic-Con Schedule!

July 1st @ 10:35 pm | 2 Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • It’s the greatest con in all the land, and induces quite the jealous streak in us east-coasters — Yep, the San Diego Comic-Con is on the way next month, and we’ve got details of 4 times AND places where you’ll be able to find our beolved Kevin Smith:


      Thursday – 7/24
      3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. – Kevin will be moderating the Spike TV Scream panel discussion called ‘Scream’ Like a Girl: Spike Salutes the Women of Sci-Fi (check con schedule for location).


      Friday – 7/25
      5:15 p.m. to 6:15 p.m. – Kevin’s taking part in Entertainment Weekly’s panel – “The Visionaries: Filmmakers” panel in Hall H
      6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. – Kevin’s Main Q&A panel in Hall H (ED. NOTE – “Zack & Miri” Footage is likely!)


      Saturday – 7/26
      2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m. – Kevin will be participating in the Battlestar Galactica panel (check con schedule for location)


    We can’t see why you’d want to miss any of these events, all fantastic topics — We’re once again incredibly envious of the Galactica gig, what a blast and what a fantastic job Kev did at the last one. Plus, the Friday night event in Hall H will likely be the hottest ticket of the entire con – Line up early, and make sure that you can get it. The hall ALWAYS fills to capacity when Kev’s in town. All times are subject to change, so if anything moves around, we’ll let ya know.

“Six Million Dollar” And Other Script Tales…

July 1st @ 10:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Filling in one of those never-answered gaps, Kevin took a moment to answer a fan’s query about his “Six Million Dollar Man” script from ages ago. In his reply, Kevin details what happened to the project, and treats us to a bonus — a summary of a few other projects and the final word on what’s gone down (or MIGHT go down) in the future. Here’s Kevin:


      The story goes like this…

      Jim Jacks (one of the producers on “Mallrats”) was friends with Richard Anderson – the man who not only portrayed Oscar Goldman on the show, but also controlled the rights to “Six Million Dollar Man”. One day over lunch (during post on “Mallrats”), they asked me if I’d be interested in writing a feature version of the show. I’d been a big fan as a kid (had a bunch of the dolls), so I said “Sure.” They whisked me up to Nina Jacobson’s office in the Black Tower, where I kinda pitched it (though there was nothing to pitch beyond “It’s an origin story…”), and boom – I was hired to write the script.

      In the year it took me to turn in a script, Universal had undergone two regime changes: Nina left for Disney, and was replaced by another guy – who was then also replaced by a third guy, to whom I submitted my first draft.

      That guy didn’t like the script. At all. His exact quote was “This reads like a comic book.” He meant it as a dis, but I felt rather complimented by the sentiment, and shortly thereafter, wrote my first issue of “Daredevil”.

      I haven’t read that script in ten years, but I remember digging the dialogue and some of the ideas I brought to it (bionics were initially developed by the Nazis during their inhuman medical experimentations on concentration camp prisoners). The villain was the prototype Bionic Man – a guy who was more metal than flesh. I recall the climax being something like a robotic/cyborg attack on Washington. It was all pretty over-the-top, circa 1996. Now? It’d be no more dopey than “The Transformers” movie.

      Last I heard, they were developing a comedic version of “The Six Million Dollar Man”.

      “Six Million Dollar Man” – a writing gig only. Was never intended as the director.

      “Green Hornet” – was contracted to write and direct, but wrote it then opted not to make it, as it was too expensive and I wasn’t ready to take on something that big just then.

      “Fletch Won” – wrote it and intended to direct, but for nearly five years, Miramax wouldn’t let me cast Jason Lee in the lead as the young Irwin Fletcher. At that point, I lost my passion for it.

      “Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers” – still out there.

      The only difference between me and other filmmakers is my candor. When asked questions (whether here on the board or in interviews), I talk about a lot of things I’d like to do (or would’ve liked to have done at one point). A side effect of maintaining an open discourse with the audience is that sometimes, you talk about movies that never manifest. Every filmmaker’s got ’em; but since many of them don’t engage with the audience as frequently and seriously as I do, you just never hear about their whimsies like you do with mine.


    Cross off another one of those long-brewing mysteries, folks — Though there’s still a few more questions out there about other projects, past and future. For now, we’re crossing our fingers for production news on “Red State” and “Ranger Danger”, as well as that top-secret super special 10th film he’s got brewing.

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July 1st @ 10:27 pm | 2 Comments » | Scooped by Tim Streisel, Brandon, Tricia Bird, Alonso Duralde, Adam Onishi, Adam Barnick

  • An open source comic company known as “Tornado Comics Presents” recently finished a covers competition, focusing one of their entries on a character called “The Replacement Devil”. They’re such huge fans of Kevin, they tell us the based the character off his likeness. For further details on their projects, pop by their website.
  • Another one of those LOLcats showed up with a “Clerks” theme — We still don’t really get these things, but fans tell us they’re all the rage. You go, kitties.
  • 411 salutes some of the great TV and film roles of George Carlin at the end of their recent column, citing both “Jersey Girl” and “Dogma”, and “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back”. We especially like this well-worded praise for the oft-misunderstood “Jersey Girl”:


      “I’ve always been a sucker for “daddy stories” and I think Affleck delivered a solid performance of a single dad trying his best to raise his daughter. It is Kevin Smith’s most sincere movie to date. George Carlin played Affleck’s dad and did a great job in the performance, weighing sincerity with exasperation at the actions of his son throughout the movie. He was great in the film, as should be expected. “

  • The Hollywood United Methodist Church will include “Dogma” as part of their “Finding Faith in Film” series this summer, on August 24th. No further details on the website, though we assume the films actually screen at the church’s location in Hollywood, CA.
  • Attention Australia! Seth Rogen will be doing an interview in your area with Rove this Sunday, July 6th. Rove is an Aussie chat show (Letterman-esque) which airs Sundays at 9 PM local time. Shows reach YouTube by the next day, so we’re hoping to have links to the video soon after it airs (we’re crossing our fingers for a “Zack & Miri” mention or two).
  • Brian O’Halloran’s new horror comedy “Brutal Massacre: A Comedy” screens at The Pioneer Theater in New York City throughout the month of July. The director, along with some of the cast and crew, will be in attendance for the first showing this Saturday, July 5th. We’ll have details on screenings in Texas and Los Angeles soon as well.
  • Last, but certainly not least, in case you need another reminder – SModcast #55 hit the net this week, with more of the best humor on the web in MP3 format. For your free, fast exclusive download, hit up Quick Stop Entertainment


      SModcast 55: Naked Butz –


      In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.

Kevin On Upcoming Schedule & More…

June 29th @ 9:44 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Jon Farthing

  • Kevin dropped in with an update full of photos, news, and scheduling info for the summer today. The entire blog at Myspace or the official blog are the places to see the entire thing, though we’ll summarize (and are also sharing that lovely new “Zack & Miri Make a Porno” promo photo right here as well):

    • A few more words about George Carlin, and a link to the Newsweek story.

    • Incredibly high praise for “The Dark Knight” and “Wall-E”. Both must-see in the theater.

    • Another fantastic test screening of “Zack & Miri Make a Porno”, this time in New Mexico: “We tested again in Albuquerque, New Mexico last week (where I did, in fact, make a left turn I knew I shouldn’t have made), and scored almost exactly the same as we did in the Kansas City test screening the month before – which is to say really, really well. A poster and a theatrical trailer should be making their way to theaters soon.”

    • Four panels in San Diego confirmed for next month at the con, including one which should debut a clip or two from the new film (in other words, line up REALLY early).

    • Crazy 4 Cult II – The coolest art show in the land, coming back on August 22nd. Kevin and Scott will host the event, featuring movie-inspired art for sale.

    • On the east coast – Another poker tourny on Saturday July 12th, and of course the big appearance in Red Bank on November 7th. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW BEFORE IT SELLS OUT.

    • Smodcast – Back tonight/tomorrow. We’ll have the linkage.

    • Finally – If you have not yet ordered our favorite ever piece of Askew swag, get your Monroeville Zombies hockey jersey today. Now in stock!

    You’ll of course want to view the entire blog over at Myspace or the official blog.