So in honor of Boxing Day, we’ve opened our discount site – the Blunt-Light Specials*. This is where merchandise goes to die. Once liquidated, we won’t be
making any of this stuff again. We’ve slashed the prices so much, we’re taking losses on some stuff (though even reduced-price moving merch is better than
dead stock). Take some of that Christmas cash and drop it on this cheap-ass (yet high quality) swag!
Blunt-Light in Full Effect!
*They say a joke blows if you’ve gotta explain it, but here goes: For those too young to get the “Blunt-Light Specials†joke, waaaaay back in the day when
K-Mart was a store you were openly derided and mocked for shopping at, periodically they’d turn on a flashing blue light in a section of the store, and
shoppers would rush like roaches to scap up the discount merchandise offered below the glow.
Remember, once these stuff sells out, it’ll be GONE, and you’ll start seeing them pop up on Auctions Askew or one of those other auction sites for a LOT
more money. They’ll never be cheaper, and soon, they’ll just never be. Buy ‘em now. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
PREORDER YOUR COPIES OF ‘CLERKS X: THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY DVD’ AND ‘JERSEY GIRL’
‘CLERKS X: THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY DVD’ and ‘JERSEY GIRL’ are now available for pre-order! These DVD’s come hand-signed by Kevin Smith and will ship as soon as it’s release on September 7th!
The CLERKS X: 10th ANNIVERSARY DVD is a whopping 3-DISC set and features everything but Kevin’s kitchen sink:
* The 93 minute “Clerks†Theatrical cut- All new HiDef transfer from
16mm IP supervised by Dave Klein with all-new 5.1 Skywalker Sound
remix supervised by Scott Mosier, includes original commentary track
from laser disc/initial DVD release (Disc One)
* The 103 minute “Clerks†IFFM First Cut, includes all-new audio/video
commentary track with Kevin, Scott, Jeff Anderson, Brian O’Halloran
and Jason Mewes. (Disc Two)
* The 95 minute “The Snowball Effect: The Story of Clerks†Brand Spanking
New Documentary that interviews almost everybody who ever had something
to do with “Clerks†(Disc Three)
* The MTV Jay and Silent Bob shorts that everyone’s been crying for us
to put on a DVD for years now
* The Arclight 10th Anniversary Q&A with Brian, Jeff, Marilyn,
Scott, Dave, Mewes, and me
* Lots of new video intros.
* “The Flying Car†short from the Tonight Show (re-telecined in HiDef).
* The Original theatrical trailer
* “Can’t Even Tell†Music Video
* The original Jeff, Brian, and Marilyn and Ernie O’Donnell audition tapes
* The brand new, seven minute animated “Lost Scene†short
* Expansive Still Photo Gallery
* ‘Clerks’ Trivia track
* Original 168-page original first draft screenplay
* Kevin’s ‘Clerks’ Journal
* Kevin’s ‘Sundance’ Journal
* Peter Broderick’s 1992 article “The ABC’s of No-Budget Filmmaking†that inspired the budget for ‘Clerks’
* Peter Broderick’s followup article “Learning from Low-Budgets†a year later that does the same treatment on ‘Clerks’
* Amy Taubin’s Village Voice article on the 1991 IFFM and ‘Slacker’ that inspired Kevin to take ‘Clerks’ to the IFFM
* Amy Taubin’s Village Voice article on the 1993 IFFM about ‘Clerks’ being the gem of the festival.
* Janet Maslin’s 1994 New York Times review of ‘Clerks’ entitled “At a Convenience Store, Coolness To Goâ€
* The entire John Pierson ‘The Odd Couple: Sundance 1994″ Chapter from ‘Spike Mike Reloaded’ book
* The original Kevin-penned IFFM program note
* The original Bob Hawk-penned 1994 Sundance Film Festival program note.
* “Mae Day†– Kevin and Scott’s Vancouver Film School documentary short.
* Booklet.
* SIGNED BY KEVIN SMITH
The ‘JERSEY GIRL’ DVD features the following:
* English Dolby Digital 5.1 audio
* Audio commentary with director Kevin Smith and star Ben Affleck
* Audio commentary with director Kevin Smith, producer Scott Mosier and Jason Mewes
(playing the role of the average audience member)
* A pair of “Behind-the-scenes†shorts
* Five of Kevin’s “Roadside Attractions†shorts
* Deleted Scenes
* Signed by writer/director Kevin Smith
Clerks X : http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/clx10andvdsi.html
Jersey Girl : http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/jgidvdsibyke.html
Do take note of all that’s on that Jersey Girl DVD after all — For a non-special edition, we’d still call that pretty darn special! There’s gonna be a lot
of couch time to put in starting September 7th, folks — Prepare your friends and family for a week or so without them seeing you. And place those orders
today!
Graphitti Designs had a number of new items based on the Kevin Smith Films on display at their booth at San Diego Comic Con…
The 4 members of The C.L.I.T. – Sissy, Chrissy, Missy and Justice all alert and off to do a heist.
Jay and Silent Bob in thier super hero alter ego’s as Bluntman and Chronic ready to keep the Knocker at bay.
Marshal Willenholly – barking orders.
All will have new packaging art in a similar style to the Clerks, Mallrats and Dogma figures.
Chasing Amy are already in the works and Graphitti hope to release Holden, Banky, Alyssa and Hooper X
They are also working on a View Askew first – A Marina Diner scene Jay and Bob Diorama from Chasing Amy that will be part of the Clerks animated line of figures.
On display was the prototype of next years Con exclusive figure that will be at all the shows throughout 2005
The Kevin Smith figure captures the main man in his traditional sports shirt and shorts.
Every place the exclusive is offered the shirt will be in the colours of the local sports team.
Next up are the Jay and the Silent Bob wobblers.
An offical name will be anonounced soon first three will come out will animated style and can keep you company in your car.
Graphitti also had limited run Music whore girly fit t-shirts and the first six askew posters.
They were also promoting Kevins new West coast store in LA soon.
So, there ya have it! Jay & Bob figures, those sweet bobbleheads (you know every View Askew fan needs THOSE on their desk), and check out those shots of the Kevin Smith figure, along with our first look at the Jay & Bob versions of Willenholly, Jay, & Bob! Too, too cool. And a diorama to boot? Graphitti, you’re way too good to us. Like the headline says, boy, are we ever gonna need a bigger desk.
Huge, HUGE thanks to Kevin and Action Figure for their always incredible work in getting photos to the public. Keep in mind, these are of course the prototypes, but we’ll let you know as we hear more about release schedules for all this great stuff. The Stash will be taking preorders as always, and these should be ready in time to show up under your Christmas tree. Keep it here.
There’s also Graphitti flyers and a flyer for the upcoming West Coast Stash! Grab us some scans, people! Ming says:
If you have the means to get there, DO NOT MISS San Diego this weekend! Trust us.
* Clerks French Poster measures 24″ x 36″ and provides a new level of culture to your walls. Dialogue from the movie Clerks never looked so important.
* Mallrats: Soar Poster measures 30″ x 24″ and provides some much need focus and inspiration. Set your sights high… the worse you can do is crash and burn!
* Nails Promotional Poster measures 24″ x34″ and drives home an important point. The Nails Cigarette campaign will soon be going nationwide with it’s unique “Truth in advertising†rarely seen displayed by a tobacco company.
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We’ll let ya know when you can get your paws on ‘em.
The In-animating of the View Askewniverse gets a little of that old time religion with the new Clerks InAction Figures Series 3: Dogma! View Askew and Graphitti Designs present this latest round of fan faves from the fourth chapter in the five-movie-long New Jersey Trilogy. Based on designs by animator Stephen Silver, sculptor Jon Matthews brings these characters to life with incredible style and attitude and feature no articulation whatsoever! Bartleby spreads his wings! Loki loses his! Silent Bob goes all Tiger Woods! Jay finally gets his hands on an Uzi! And NoMan the Golgothan stinks the place up! Each 12-pack case includes: three Jay, three Silent Bob, two Bartleby, two Loki, and two Golgothan figures. Scheduled for shipping April 2004.
