Archive for August, 1999

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August 4th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Vinnie Bartilucci, Lord Adrock, Matthew Cantu, Larry Seltzer, Pocketwatch, Nathan Hurst, Belinda25, Brandon Wolfe & RugMuncher

  • The IMDB reports on Dogma today, and the Catholic League’s latest booklet that we mentioned yesterday. The one mistake they make is that they say no distributors are willing to touch the flick, but, as we all know, a distributor HAS signed on, just has yet to announce themselves:
CATHOLIC LEAGUE PRINTS BOOKLET DENOUNCING DOGMA

The conservative Catholic League said Tuesday that it has published a booklet about Kevin Smith’s Dogma (1999) “that offers proof of the anti-Catholic nature of the film.” In April, Miramax co-founders Bob and Harvey Weinstein said that, in order to spare Disney any further public conflict over the film, they would set up a separate corporation and buy the movie for $11 million, then sell it to another distributor. So far, no other distributor has been willing to touch it. Apparently hoping to step up the pressure to prevent the film from being released, Catholic League president William Donohue said Tuesday that the group plans to distribute its booklet to the media, members of the Catholic church, including all bishops, and “anyone who would like a copy.” [IMDB]

  • Chris Rock lending a voice an animated feature? Should be a lot of fun. Variety reports…
News Article: Rock in role for WB cartoon
By Michael Fleming

NEW YORK (Variety) – Warner Bros. has landed Chris Rock to voice “Osmosis Jones,” a streetwise blood cell who’s at the center of the studio’s next major animated feature. David Hyde Pierce (“Frasier”) will join him as Drix, an inexperienced cold tablet who buddies up with Osmosis to thwart an evil virus out to destroy the body of a construction worker. WB-based producer Joel Silver — who appeared in the live-action/animation “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” — will voice the police chief; pop star Brandy is negotiating to voice the female lead. WB has been moving quickly on “Osmosis,” which was greenlit in June and has already been set up at Kids WB with a 13-episode order for an animated TV series. Rock will likely do “Osmosis” before taking his next film-starring job: “I Was Made to Love Her,” a Paramount comedy expected to start shooting in January. Rock will host the MTV Video Music Awards in September, and awaits release of two films: Neil LaBute’s “Nurse Betty,” in which he stars with Morgan Freeman and Renee Zellweger; and the Kevin Smith film “Dogma,” which is expected to see release this fall. [Reuters/Variety]

Alanis on 'You Can't Do That On Television'

  • Hey Alanis fans: There’s a nifty little page concerning her famed You Can’t Do That On Television appearances with a small Dogma mention. Who could forget that wonderful green slime?
  • More screenings coming your way, this time from overseas! You can catch a Clerks/Chasing Amy double feature showing this weekend at the Nova in Rundle street, Adelaide (South Australia) – Saturday 7th August at 3pm, and Sunday 8th August at 7pm. A rare chance for those of you down under to catch Kev’s stuff on the big screen!
  • In the newest edition of Sequential Tart, an online comics site created by women, Frank Miller comments on Kevin’s run on Dardevil with the following:
FM: It looks like they finally found a Daredevil writer who can out-Catholic me.

As far as what Kevin Smith’s up to, I can’t comment until he’s wrapped up the storyline. But I’ve got no idea where the hell he’s going with it, and that’s a good thing. Spooky stuff. I was startled by Karen’s death, though, and sorry she had to wind up a victim after all.

Check out the site and read the full interview here.

See ya!

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August 3rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Marksman, John Couture, Justin McGill & Brodie

  • Those of you curious folks that would like to read the Catholic League’s NEW Dogma “publication” can check it out HERE. Is their donation money drying up AGAIN!?!?!
  • The newest “Video Business” newsletter (which goes out to rental outlets) lists the “Best Renting Videos Between The Years of 92 and 99”. Clerks ranked #2 in rentals, and 11th in return on investment dollars! Not too shabby.
  • They’re running a poll over at BigStar asking what everyone’s favorite Indie success story is. Thechoices are Blair Witch, El Mariachi, Bros. McMullen (yikes), Swingers and Clerks. Get on over there and cast a vote!Clerks is in next to last at presstime…

Alanis Records A New Tune For Dogma…

August 3rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Robert Duffy, Dave Emprimo, Rob Vanatta & Benjamin Margolis

  • When her casting was first announced with Dogma, many folks speculated that this might happen. We hoped they were right. Now, we’re happy to report that Alanis Morissette has indeed recorded an original song for the Dogma film & soundtrack! This news is revealed along with her thoughts on the matter in this nice piece that appears today, courtesy of Addicted To Noise:
Alanis Morissette Pens New Song for ‘Dogma’

Canadian singer/songwriter also has role in fall film; plans autobiographical scrapbook, screenplay.

Senior Writer Gil Kaufman reports:

With a new song, a planned book and screenplay, and even a part in an upcoming movie, there should be no doubt Alanis Morissette is back with a vengeance.

Before issuing last year’s Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, the Canadian singer/songwriter took a year off following almost two years of touring behind her multiplatinum Jagged Little Pill.

But now she’s back at work: Morissette will make her feature film debut in the fall with a cameo role in “Dogma.” She also has written a song for the film directed by Kevin Smith (“Clerks,” “Chasing Amy”).

Seated in her backstage trailer before performing at the July 23-25 Woodstock ’99 festival, Morissette said she recorded the new song, “Still,” at Abbey Road Studios, and that it “got me really excited about the next record.”

“Still” will mark the second year in a row Morissette has debuted a new song in a film. Last year’s “City of Angels” included her Grammy-winning ballad “Uninvited” (RealAudio excerpt).

Also percolating, Morissette said, are a screenplay and an as-yet-untitled scrapbook for fans.

“I’m … always writing words, whether they wind up being poetry or lyrics, diary entries or garbage material,” Morissette said. “The book, thus far, is kind of a scrapbook of sorts with revelations and stories and journal entries and questions and photos. … It’ll come out at some point” (RealAudio excerpt of interview).

Seated with her legs tucked under her, surrounded by brightly colored tapestries draped over a couch and lining the walls and ceiling of her trailer, Morissette – a former child actress who starred in the Nickelodeon show “You Can’t Do That on Television” in the mid-’80s – also revealed that she’s been working on a script for a feature film.

“It will be made into a movie at some point,” Morissette said of her screenplay. “The theme is the inner workings of a relationship without glossing over the intricacies of it, which I love to do.”

But first up is her role in Smith’s already controversial “Dogma,” in which the singer plays God.

Asked how one prepares for such a demanding role, Morissette said the only way she knew how to get psyched up was not to prepare at all. “Kevin Smith and I both believe that God is us,” Morissette said. “So there’s really no preparation needed. It’s really small, it’s a small role.”

Morissette, who directed the video for the latest single from Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, “So Pure” (RealAudio excerpt), said she got the role after years of building a mutual admiration society with Smith.

“I just think he’s brilliant, and he was very supportive of me,” Morissette said. “[We] met a few years ago and he showed me his script for ‘Dogma.’ [He] had invited me to take part in it with him when I first got off the road for Jagged Little Pill. But I was so burnt out that I didn’t think I’d be of much value to him. But once I’d rejuvenated a year later, he had that cameo role still left” (RealAudio excerpt of interview).

After a two-album Canadian career as a teen pop star, Morissette smashed through in the United States in 1995 with the explicit single “You Oughta Know,” from the 25 million-selling Jagged Little Pill. Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie took a more introspective and spiritual tone, with such songs as “Thank U” (RealAudio excerpt).

Prior to the release of “Dogma,” Morissette will hit the road with fellow singer/songwriter Tori Amos for a co-headlining tour called the 5 1/2 Weeks Tour. The outing kicks off Aug. 18 in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., at the NCR Arena.

The tour is being co-sponsored by MP3.com, a website that offers downloads of music in near-CD-quality form, and retailer Best Buy.

“Bringing two visions together to make one show can be tricky,” Amos said in a statement announcing the tour, “so obviously it takes a lot of mutual respect and a load of gear. With that in mind, Alanis and I are bringing two trucks just for ourselves: one filled with wine, the other filled with lip gloss.”

Touring with Amos was a priority for Morissette, she said, because she sensed the two might have common ground. “Obviously we’re both different artists,” Morissette said, “but I can understand the place that her music comes from. And I very much respect her.”

Very cool news indeed! We’re big fans of Alanis’ work, and can’t wait to hear the new tune. Maybe we can even premiere a snippet for ya here at the site once we catch wind of it. At this point now, Alanis is really the only artist that’s been CONFIRMED as appearing on the soundtrack (along with rumors that a new Beastie Boys track would be along for the ride, as well). Kinda scares us a little for a flick that’s supposed to be out in just a little over 2 months, but hey, maybe it’s all just part of the secrecy…

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August 3rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • I’m going to keep this short today, since we really need to buckle down and work on reconfiguring the new server tonight. So, no real commentary to start things off today — But we’ve got a great Alanis story and a couple of NewsBites to round out this Tuesday evening…

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August 2nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Dax, Nick, Rugmuncher, Justin McGill & Chris Brandes

  • The AMC South Barrington theater in the northwest suburbs of Chicago will be showing Clerks on Friday and Saturday night at midnight (Aug 6 & 7). The theater is located at Interstate 90 & Barrington Road. The theater also plans to show Chasing Amy & Rats somewhere down the road. We’ll let ya know.
  • A very thorough scooper found two more davorable reviews for the Clerks & Mallrats DVDs amidst the porn on an adult site! So he says, anyway…We’ll post the link, but we won’t go. We’d never view such filth. 😉
  • Piper Perabo (White Boys, The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle) will play the lead role in Coyote Ugly, a coming-of-age film about a young songwriter who comes to New York to pursue her dreams but winds up working in the Coyote Ugly bar. For those of you that forgot or didn’t know, Kev worked on the screenplay for this flick.
  • A scooper checks in for those of you that are having trouble getting that Mallrats logo to disappear from the flick while watching it on the new DVD. This seems to be a player-specific setting though, so if you can’t seem to get it to go away, look for a similar setting on yours:
After receiving the excellent Mallrats DVD here in the UK, I became increasingly fed-up with the camera icon that kept popping up during the on-screen action.

There’s no instructions on how to get rid of it. While searching on the Net last night, I found the answer:

The disc must be in but STOPPED.

Then press Menu.
Setup/Initial.
OSD Set.
Angle Mark – Off.

It might not be much use to DVD veterans. But beginners like me might be stuck on how to get rid of it.

  • Welp, the Catholic League’s now set up their very own DOGMA page! Thanks, guys! You can find them spewing all their hate towards Dogma and censorship right here.

Kevin’s Birthday Post…

August 2nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • We’d like to take a moment to wish Kevin a very happy 29th birthday, and many more!!! Glad we could be here to celebrate another one with ya. Here’s to many, many more!!! Here’s Kev’s post from VERY early this morning:

Things I’ve learned, now that I’m 29

I’ve learned that ‘The Blair Witch Project’ made close to thirty million this weekend. Wow. That’s beyond historic. That’s just astounding. Kudos to the Haxan guys.

Short of that, nothing new learned. We’re in LA (me, Jen, Harley, Scott and Mewes), finishing up the last two episodes in the initial order. The shows are really funny, and Brian, Jeff and Mewes couldn’t be funnier. The support players have been great too. It’s just a flat-out good show.

Saw the first set of storyboards on episode one (ours, not the Jar-Jar one). They look phenomenal. High praise to Chris Bailey and the rest of the animation team, who’ve done such a masterful job bringing this stuff to life.

I have no ‘Dogma’ news, despite that excellent piece in yesterday’s New York Times. That’s a bit frustrating, considering the movie’s done and ready to go. Time for a poster or a trailer or something, don’t you think?Or at least the announcement of who’s distributing it. Ah, what do I know. I just made the thing – that’s all.

The baby continues to grow and amaze. But honestly – I thought I was a fan of eating, shitting and sleeping. This kid’s vested interest in said sameleaves me in the dust.

Speaking of eating, I’m almost finished with week one of the new diet. So far, so good. Things got a little out of control there for awhile, but now I’m taking steps to reign the beast that is the belly back in.

And I guess that’s about it for now.

We wonder if Kevin & the gang would now consider a similar-to-Blair-Witch release path for Dogma this October? Perhaps release it to 10 or so big cities (and a handful of screens) early in October, perhaps running some very quick teasers in theaters and on the tube that just showcase the amazing cast, without giving too much of the flick away? We think that if the already incredible buzz on the flick combines with a preview weekend like Blair, the press, along with the public, would carry Dogma into it’s wide release later in the month. We’d prefer it to the relatively quiet run that Amy had, anyway. Something to think about…

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August 2nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

HAPPY 29th, KEVIN!!!

  • Just a small update for those of you wondering what happened yesterday…It was nothing more than downtime relating to our CURRENT server. We promised we’d warn you before we actually flip the switch on the new server, and we’re still going to do that. At present time, all files have been moved to the new box, we’re just now in the process of reconfiguring our poll and counter scripts and making the appropriate code changes (it’s more of a pain in the ass than you’d think). Anyway, as soon as this update is done, we’re going right back to work on it, and still hope to complete this move in the coming days. We still hope that, to you, the move will be transparent. We’ll soon know.

In the meantime, not too much going on today, aside from the man of honor’s big 29th birthday — So be sure and stop by his web board and wish him a happy one. Also, there WAS an update on Sunday, which appeared right before we went offline, so be sure and scroll back to check that out as well.

Also, you’ll see Kevin comment on this below, but we’d also like to express our amazement: The Blair Witch Project, a film which you may recall us crowing about quite a few months ago after seeing an early version, raked in an astouding 28 million bucks this weekend, an INCREDIBLE take for an indie flick, and certainly a milestone for indepdendent film in general (Blair Witch even managed to break the per-screen average take of The Phantom Menace in its opening weekend, setting a new record). We’d certainly like to also wish OUR congrats to all involved with the film on their amazing success. It’s a great flick, and we’re happy audiences are enjoying it as much as we did.

Dogma In The New York Times…

August 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Vibes, Carrie Murphy, Joe Hatton, & Steve Rhodes

  • Guess the New York Times just wanted to say some stuff about Dogma again. A new article has surfaced from an interview that took place waaaaaaaay back during Cannes, with some quotes from Kev, Ben, & Salma. A lot of it is stuff you’ve heard before, but it does again summarize some of the points of the film quite nicely, and again portrays Dogma in a very flattering light. Hey, no one’s gonna turn down some free publicity in the Times.

We’ve enclosed the article in full today (as well as a nice new publicity shot from the film), since we’ve got the space. For the devout Dogma purists, there ARE some MINOR SPOILERS relating to the film’s plot here, but nothing that we feel ruins anything for ya:

Chris Rock, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes and Linda Fiorentino in a scene from 'Dogma'.Chris Rock, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes and Linda Fiorentino in a scene from ‘Dogma’.

Deflator of the Faith? Director Begs to Differ
by Dave Kehr(NY Times)

Cannes, France

Crisis of faith are not the usual topic of discussion on the roof of the Martinez, one of the great, white luxury hotels that line the waterfront of this storied Cot’e d’Azur resort town.

During the commercial frenzy of the annual Cannes International Film Festival, conversation in high places is more likely to turn to back-end deals and ancillary rights.

But here is Kevin Smith, the 29-year-old director of the ribald, raucous independent comedies “Clerks” and “Chasing Amy,” explaining the complicated history of his relationship with the Roman Catholic Church.

“I was raised a strict Catholic,” said Mr. Smith, an earnest, outgoing, slightly pudgy child of Red Bank, N.J. ” I came to my crisis later, when I was about 22. Sooner or later, no matter how devout you are, even if you’re the Pope, you have to step back and say, ‘What’s the difference between this book, the Bible, and Greek mythology?

“A thousand or however many years ago, people used to adhere to Zeus and Hera. They believed; that was the religion of the time. Two thousand years later, we just kind of chuckle. They’re fine literary stories, but how could anyone ever believe in this nonsense? In a few thousand years, will people view the Bible and my religion as the same?”

The occasion for Mr. Smith’s confession was the world premiere of his new film, “Dogma,” a free-form theological fantasy that pits two fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby(played by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, the “Good Will Hunting” team),against Bethany(Linda Fiorentino), a counselor in a Chicago abortion clinic who happens to be a linear descendant of Jesus Christ. In the balance: the fate of the universe if the two angels can take advantage of a loophole in Catholic dogma – a plenary indulgence to be granted at the rededication of a New Jersey church – to reclaim their positions in heaven.

Along the way, there are encounters with a muse who moonlights as a striptease dancer(Salma Hayek), a sarcastic seraphim who likes his tequila neat(Alan Rickman), a man who proclaims himself the Thirteenth Apostle but who says he has been overlooked because he is black(Chris Rock), and a supreme being of a distinctly female persuasion(the rock singer-songwriter Alanis Morisette).

Among the members of the American press in Cannes, the reception was ecstatic. But Mr. Smith’s additions to the standard text have disturbed some religious conservatives, including William A. Donohue, the president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, which describes itself as the nation’s largest Roman Catholic civil rights group. Clouded by the threat of protest, the film’s release in the United States has been delayed.

“Smith says his movie is ‘intended as a love letter to both faith and God Almighty’ “, Mr. Donohue said at a press conference in June. “But in the movie, Joseph and Mary have sex and a descendant of theirs works at an abortion clinic; God is played by a singer known for her nude videos and songs about oral sex; the Thirteenth Apostle resembles Howard Stern; Mass is compared to lousy sex. This sounds more like hate mail than a love letter.” (Mr. Donohue said he had not seen the film but based his objections on a draft of the script posted on the Internet.)

“Dogma” was produced by Bob and Harvey Weinstein, co-chairmen of Miramax Films, the art house subsidiary of the Walt Disney Company. In April, shortly before the Cannes festival, let it be known that “Dogma” would be “inappropriate: for the Disney label, and the Weinsteins agreed use their own money to buy the film back from Disney for a price(variously reported as $10 million or $12 million) close to its production cost.

With Disney demurring, the Weinstein brothers have since been looking for another distributor to take on the film, a package, Mr. Smith says, that will come complete with the Weinsteins’ famous marketing savvy. Although a deal has been rumored, no announcements have been made.

Mr. Smith remains confident that “Dogma” will arrive in theaters this fall, though the Catholic League – which takes credit for the cancellation of the ABC series about a freethinking priest, “Nothing Scared,” and which organized the protests against the “Terrance McNally play about a gay Christ-like figure,”Corpus-Christi” earlier this year – is not abandoning its efforts. The League’s most recent press release identifies the Weinsteins as “among the top fund raisers for the Clintons” and calls upon Hillary Clinton to “summon the courage to slam ‘Dogma’, with its filthy humor targeted at Catholics.”

Mr. Smith however, remains a regular churchgoer, though he prefers not to identify his parish: “So far I’m kind of anonymous, I can slip into church and nobody says anything. Sometimes I sit there and think ‘Please don’t mention me in the Homily!’ But so far it hasn’t come up. I’m under the radar.”I went out and sampled other religions, but eventually I came back to Catholicism, because that’s where the groundwork is. I’m Catholic because of my belief in God and my belief in Jesus Christ, so I don’t want to get lost in whether or not the Church is right in its stance on abortion or whether the Church is right in everything they play out in their dogma. Let’s just agree to disagree and do what we came here to do, which is worship God.”

Dressed in black Bermuda shorts and a hooded sweatshirt(with a “Clerks” T-shirt peeking through), Mr. Smith looks more like a kid who checked his skateboard at the door than a satirist following in the footsteps of Swift and Voltaire. In fact, his main frame of cultural reference is comic book art – “It’s the ghetto of all entertainment mediums, because no one owns up to reading it” – and he was the author of the first draft of the planned new “Superman” movie starring Nicholas Cage under Tim Burton’s direction.

“I didn’t treat Superman like a Messiah,” said Mr. Smith, “But I did treat him as more of a god than in the other versions. Warner Brothers seemed to like it, but then Tim Burton just wanted to go another way.”

“Dogma” blends the gross-out humor that has recently found so much favor at the box office(there is a demon named “the Golgothan” who emerges from the nether regions of a men’s room) with loopy metaphysical speculation of the kind that keeps caffeinated college sophomores up all night. Mr.Smith creates unchecked verbal disquisitions on free will to sexual references that would make a broadminded stevedore blush. Seldom has the Catholic distinction between body and soul been so fiercely and funnily drawn.

“I think ultimately that serious-minded people will be embarrassed to protest this film,” said Mr. Affleck, its leading man. I mean. come on, it’s not like ‘The Last Temptation of Christ.’ ” It’s really pro-faith. It’s somebody who’s trying to reconcile what he was taught in the church with the things he saw in the world., and the way that those things sometimes seem to contradict one another.

His co-star, Ms. Hayek, jumps in here. “And Disney is right not to distribute it!” she said, seated with Mr. Affleck at the Martinez’s rooftop patio. “Many years ago, they decided to do one specific product. This is what they do for a living. They work for a specific audience. They know that, and we can’t look down on them for what they are.”

This, teased Mr. Affleck, is evidence that “Salma’s just trying to get into ‘Jungle Book II.’ ”

On another corner of the terrace, Mr. Smith seemed unconcerned with brute commercial considerations. He concluded , “This movie, for me, was a way of exercising my faith, of showing my passion for something they’re not showing me in church.”

“To me, hell would be the absence of God. You want to be with him or her, and take that splinter of the divine that’s in you and add it to the whole of the divine that’s waiting, presumably, in the next life.

“I don’t know if hell is something that the Catholic Church created or something we just bought into. But I can’t risk it – I’m too chicken.”

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August 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • July’s gone — Wow, that went fast! Now we’ve just got one more month in the summer, then it’s back to school for some of you. Things don’t change that much for us, really, it just starts getting colder, which may almost be a welcome change this year, considering temperatures here in PA can’t seem to dip below 90 degrees! At any rate, the fact that it’s August HAS also done one other thing — Moved us a month closer to Dogma’s release!

Today’s New York Times has a very good article, but that’s really it for the major news going on. You’d think there’d be more, but things have just been slowing down, now that Kevin’s got his appearances out of the way and we’ve got a lull before Dogma takes the country by storm. So, bear with us, we’ll be around, but probably a lot more silent than you’ve been used to, at least until things kick into gear again.

By the way, due to some complications moving the CGI scripts (the stuff that runs the counter and the poll topic), we’re STILL on the old server, but are working hard behind the scenes to fix it all up. We DO have a new poll topic for ya today, of course, courtesy of Sundeep.

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August 1st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Steve Rhodes, Steve Rhodes, Marc LoCascio & Jeremy

  • DVD Review speaks out on Mallrats, and the quest for the perfect DVD. In their review, they find that Mallrats comes pretty darn close. The reviewer DOES complain a bit about the sound and pictures quality on the disc, though. We think it must be his equipment!
  • Speaking of Mallrats, it’s airing on Encore again. It was on last night, and you can catch it again next Friday, the 6th, at about 1:20 AM Central.

Hey, that’s all she wrote, folks. We’ll see ya next time…