Archive for September, 1999

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September 28th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by James Lwanda, Matt Ebert, Jess & Kyla Kuhn

  • US Magazine has listed Dogma in its November issue as one of “The Big Sleepers” Ten underdog fall movies you shouldn’t miss:
#4 DogmaMatt Damon and Ben Affleck play fallen angels who try to hustle their way back into heaven by scamming God (Alanis Morissette) with the involuntary help of an abortion clinic volunteer (Linda Fiorentino) who may be a descendant of Christ. Yikes! Writer/director Kevin Smith, a practicing Catholic, has been unfairly hammered by the Catholic league for a film that never strays into sacrilege to express faith in both God and irreverent laughter. (November 12)
Miramax Films has picked up North American, Australian, New Zealand and U.K. rights to “The Third Wheel,” a romantic comedy executive produced by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Produced by Damon and Affleck’s Pearl Street Prods. in association with HSI Entertainment and Tomorrow Films, “Third Wheel” stars Denise Richards, Luke Wilson, Affleck and Jay Lacopo. Directed by Jordan Brady (”Dill Scallion”) from a script by Lacopo, “Third Wheel” follows an average guy who finally gets a date with the girl of his dreams only to discover that the couple must spend the night with an uninvited stranger.
  • The Sun, an English tabloid, ran a piece in their Showbiz section on Dogma, featuring the Ben & Matt from the one-sheet,with the headline “Hellywood Angels”. Ouch. It spoke briefly about the plot of the film, and also mentioned Linda and Salma as “heavenly angels whose mission is to foil the boys”. No mention of Kev or any of the other crew. Oh well, anypublicity helps.
  • It’s a ltitle early (and a lot odd) to report, but both “Clerks” and “Mallrats” are going to be screened at the GeekPride festival next spring in Boston. Ummm…Alllright. We’ll remind ya in the Spring. Til then, visit HERE.

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September 27th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Rob Miller, Matt Maust, Michael, Sam & Adam Farrar

  • Some pretty cool Dogma news today…Fans have chosen it FOURTH in their list of the most highly anticipated flicks for the remainder of 1999! A very, very cool sign considering they beat out competition like “End Of Days”, “Fight Club”, Man on the Moon, and other high profile stuff. The top choice, you ask? “The Green Mile”. Courtesy of Infobeat.
  • We’re STILL unsure if this sucker’s coming out…But Amazon.Com is indeed taking pre-orders for the Dogma book, at a really fair price of $16.07, in fact. Folks are even writing reviews for the SCRIPT (assuming the book will be similar)and attaching it to the sale page. You may at least wanna surf over and read them, or possibly try and get your hands ona copy of the book as well.
  • That same AMC Hampton (Virgina) theater that showed “Clerks” last weekend has “Amy” on tap, this Friday and Saturday atmidnight. We heard the shows were cool. Stop out and catch Amy, support some good midnight movies! The world needs moretheaters doing cool stuff like that.
  • Finally today, some new Dogma icons for Files Askew, based on the trailer and courtesy of Joe Hatton.

Scream 3 Delayed Til Feb! Hmmm…

September 27th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jessica, Chris, Jason, Jason Birzer, Evil Wiz, Dave & Matt Galvin

  • Last update, we repoted on the possibility of a “Scream 3” cameo for Jay & Silent Bob. Most folks attributed this rumor to the fact that Kevin hinted that the duo has an unlikely appearance coming up, sometime in January. Well, the news broke today that Scream 3 will indeed be delayed until February, due to a busy December lineup (“The Green Mile”, if half as good as the books, should kick major ass). So, could this rumor be true? Well, here’s what we say: WAIT AND SEE! We’d much rather be surprised about it than know all the details, so we’re HOPEFUL that, if this happens, the studio can keep at least the details and context of their appearance in the flick under wraps. From what we’ve turned up, this and other cameos in the film are being kept as quiet as possible by the studios and the stars. We hope it stays that way.

Thanks to Dark Horizons, AICN, and Zentertainment (as well as our scoopers above) for the Scream 3 date change news.

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September 27th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Ya know, it’s kinda funny…We’re cut off from updating for a week and TONS of stuff happens, then we come back and…poof! It’s dead! We didn’t even have anything to rap about yesterday. Well, today’s different. There’s lots of administrative type stuff going on that we wanna chat about, and a few news stories as well.

First of all, did anyone see “Mumford” this weekend? Gotta admit that neither of us did, mostly just because of some hectic life stuff going on right now (more on that in a minute) but we DO plan to see the flick ASAP. Anyway, the flick took in a miserable 2 million at the box office, yet, people are RAVING about it! It’s such a shame that a good movie just doesn’t make for a good gross a lot of times. I woke up to hear Howard Stern, who really has been one of the most brutal critics on movies over the years I’ve listened, was singing the PRAISES of Mumford, saying what a satisfying moviegoing experience it was. All of you agree. Mumford was great, and Lee shined in another scene-stealing performance. Hopefully word of mouth can push this puppy up to some better numbers next week, but it seems that these smaller vehicles, especially without a “name” star (like Willis in “The Sixth Sense”), have trouble getting off the ground. Damn shame.

You’ll notice a new poll topic’s FINALLY been chalked up there. It’s about time, huh? Sorry for all the trouble there, these scripts are always a pain to get running on the new server. Little by little, we’re getting it all back with some help from Ming as well as some trial and error.

And finally on our personal news front: We’re finally getting the hell away from each other. Actually, not that the roommate thing wasn’t working out, it’s just that I had to go and buy a house and screw it all up! So, by the end of October, I’ll be moving into my new digs (and paying a hefty mortgage payment) and Chris will be heading to an apartment. Shouldn’t affect the site TOO much, the internet provides all the networking we’ll need to work together as always. What we DID want to make you aware of is that those of you using our OLD e-mail addresses need to stop. The ones that ended in planetcable.net?Gone. Be sure and use brad@newsaskew.com and chris@newsaskew.com from now on. They’ll reach us anywhere we go, guaranteed. We’ll keep ya posted on the progress with the move (October is NOT gonna be a fun month…) and if anyone cares, maybe I’ll even post up a pic or two of my new place once I finish off the roll of film (Yep, still digital-cameraless!). So anyway, we’re going a little crazy lately. And to top it all off, I’ve got a cold. AGAIN. This has been my worst year for catching colds EVER! Sheesh.

But enough of the misery…There’s news to be told!

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September 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Adam Cornett, Twilight Man, Michael, Sam & Adam Farrar

“In this film, Doc Mumford sits around and listens…[to]…the town’s skateboarding millionaire-whiz kid (Jason Lee) who just needs someone to talk to because just about everyone in Mumford works for his incredibly sucessful modem company and, he feels, aren’t honest with him.”Lee plays his part the way a young Jimmy Stewart might have, and even his character’s name, Skip Skipperton, sounds like someone Stewart might have played in, say, a smalltown screwball comedy by Preston Sturges or Howard Hawks.”
  • Is the Dogma novelization still coming out? Kevin hasn’t been saying anything about working on it, but Borders booksseems to think it’s on the way.. It was supposed to arrive a few weeks ago, but it has probably been pushed back to match the release of the movie. It will sell for $22.95. The interesting thing is that it’s not listed in Science Fiction or Media, but in Literature. Classy! We still dunno if this is just a computer error, or if the book’s on the way, butif we hear anything this will be the place to find out about it.
  • The AMC theater in Hampton, VA is showing “Clerks” tonight at midnight. Go see it…AGAIN!
  • iF Magazine put a small Dogma writeup online about the run-in they had with Smith, Mosier, & Mewes in Toronto. Youcan read the blurb HERE.
  • Dogma Soundtrack update: According to Alanis, in a KROQ interview, they just finished mixing the version to be used of “Still” two nights ago at 4 AM. They should have completed the master yesterday. No word was given on on what else was instore for the soundtrack at this point, though.

A Jay & Bob Cameo In Scream 3?

September 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by cmlikeskh, MorbidMuch, Justin McGill, Benjamin Margolis, Jason Birzer, Evil Wiz, Dave & Matt Galvin

  • By now, many of you have heard the rumors from Reel & AICN about a possible appearance of Jay & Silent Bob in “Scream 3”. We’d heard about it too, and a source tells us that the deal’s been signed at that it will happen. We have yet to get any verification on this from any of the key players or the studio, though, so consider it a rumor as far as we’re concerned. Of course, now that the cat’s out of the bag on it, though, perhaps things will change. We kinda feel that things like this really should be kept under wraps. With the net these days, though, there’s just not much room left for surprise in films anymore, someone ALWAYS lets stuff slip out. It would have been an amazing surprise to see the duo appear in the flick (Which, by the way, we hope is better than that dismal “Scream 2”), but now it’ll just be more like, “Okay, there’s the Jay & Silent Bob cameo”. Remember how funny it was seeing Robert Patrick pop up in “Wayne’s World” as the T-1000? Not expecting it was part of the fun. Hopefully the producers won’t balk and pull the cameo now that the cat’s outta the bag. Ah well.

Is this the big appearance of Jay & Bob Kevin talked about in his post earlier? We’re not sure. Maybe. He said to expect something in January, and Scream’s due around Christmas. Close though. Another source tells us that friends of his who publish video games have been approached with the possibility of creating a videogame (or CD-ROM of sorts) featuring Jay & Silent Bob. We hear this one’s not true, sorry to say. Perhaps folks are waiting to see how Dogma fares until they go further with Jay & Bob projects.

Whatever the case, we think the guys are hilarious, and it’s great to see that they’ve become such known figures that they’re doing the cameo thing. Good news all around.

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September 25th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Ah, the weekend. And a beautiful one at that here in Central PA. Winter’s on the way in a few months (easily the worst time of the year to live around here) but it’s nice to see some Sunny, summer-like weather in September for a few more days. Of course, we’re sitting inside now to work on this update, but hey, duty calls, right?

There’s a few rumors running around that we want to talk about today, not that we’ve gotten any confirmation on anything (we’ve been waiting for that) but enough of you have been writing in and asking so we thought we’d bring it up. The counter WILL come back, for those of you wondering, and we’re keeping track of hits, so the number WILL be accurate when the thing finally does work again.

Welp, not much more to say…Thought there would be, but, heck with it…Let’s get going:

Lee Praised In Mumford Review…

September 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, it looks like Lee‘s at it again! Though television ads for his new flick, “Mumford”, again seem to minimize his presence, he’s stealing the flick with another great performance just like he did to Schwimmer with “Kissing A Fool”! Certainly some spoilers here, but the reviewer seemed to really dig Lee and the film as a whole. Don’t let the odd-looking marketing campaign keep ya away from this one, it looks like a worthy flick to check out while it’s in theaters:
‘MUMFORD’: THE DOCTOR IS IN DEMAND AND IN TROUBLE
By Stephen Holden – NY TIMES

Lawrence Kasdan’s likable semi-screwball comedy “Mumford” has two big pluses onits side. In tackling psychotherapy, a subject Hollywood has traditionally treated witha quaking solemnity, it sustains a tone that is refreshingly commonsensical andirreverent.

The movie’s enigmatic hero (LorenDean), who renamed himself Mumfordafter the town to which he has movedto start a new life as a therapist, isalmost as astonished as his clients areby how quickly he is able to changetheir lives for the better.

But as he admits halfway into themovie, he is a charlatan with notherapeutic training. The credentials onhis office wall are as bogus as hisname.

In creating a heroic therapist who turnsout to be a fraud but still ends up agood guy, “Mumford” is paradoxicallysubversive. While the movie appears tobe enthusiastically pro-therapy(Mumford’s intuitive, offbeat approach to people’s problems works wonders), it is alsoanti-therapist in its implication that in the age of “Oprah” any sensitive person who is a goodlistener could conceivably establish a successful practice without the benefits of training orcertification.

The film’s other big plus is Mumford’s endearing star client, Skip Skipperton (Jason Lee). Abushy-haired billionaire man-child whose company produces 23 percent of the world’smodems, Skip is the very model of a computer nerd who is richer than God.

A perpetual adolescent, Skip likes to whiz around the town on a skateboard. Theheadquarters of his company, Panda Modem (named after his favorite animal), has its ownelaborately contoured skateboarding area.

If “Mumford” were a ’40s movie, you could imagine Skip being played by the gangly youngJames Stewart with every other phrase out of his mouth a quaveringly sincere “gosh” or “awshucks.” (Mumford would have to be played by Cary Grant.)

But Skip isn’t quite that naive. He’s canny enough to recognize that women have pursuedhim for his money but pure enough at heart not to be tempted. He is also desperately lonely:so lonely, in fact, that he has set about devising a technological solution to his romantictravails. His top-secret work in progress is a line of robotic sex surrogates that are virtuallyindistinguishable from flesh-and-blood humans.

As it happens, all the townspeople seeking Mumford’s counsel are sexually and romanticallyblocked. The movie opens in a delightfully off-kilter way with a black-and-white 1950s-stylefilm-noir spoof that turns out to be the pulp-fiction fantasy of one of Mumford’s clients,Henry Follett (Pruitt Taylor Vince).

Follett is in despair that real life can never match his Barbara Stanwyck meets Frederick’s ofHollywood vision of down-and-dirty pleasure. Whenever the movie threatens to become tooserious, it dips back into Follett’s overheated fantasies for the sheer fun of it.

Follett, like everyone in the film, is a caricature. So is Althea Brockett (Mary McDonnell),the repressed, wound-too-tight wife of a loathsome investment banker and cigar aficionado(Ted Danson) who becomes Mumford’s client. Other local neurotics who end up on hiscouch include Nessa Watkins (Zooey Deschanel), a tortured, sarcastic, self-hating teen-agerwho lives in a dream world of fashion magazines, and Sofie Crisp (Hope Davis), adepressed young woman suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome.

As Sofie’s spirits revive on long walks that her therapist insists she take with him, theirmutual (and secret) romantic feelings for each other begin to bubble up.

With a sensibility rooted in psychotherapy and a major character who resembles a warmerand furrier Bill Gates, “Mumford” is right in step with the mood of the moment. So is itsall-American theme of self-invention in the computer age.

When Mumford and Skip swap life stories, the autobiography Mumford relates hasseemingly nothing to do with the bland, clean-cut young therapist who listens so attentivelyto other’s people’s problems. In his previous life, we learn, he was a ruthless investigatorfor the Internal Revenue Service and a cocaine addict who crashed and burned.

Mumford would be secure in his new life if he weren’t so good at his new trade. Histroubles begin when two local rivals, prodded by an irate, megalomaniacal lawyer (MartinShort), whom Mumford turned down as a client, begin an investigation into his past.

“Mumford” is at heart a Frank Capra-style social fable for the ’90s in which therapy (ratherthan civic duty or social conscience) is the catalyst that rouses people from their isolation andbrings them together, often in conveniently well-matched couples.

The movie also adds a running joke that pays off handsomely in having Mumford, who hasseceded from his former life, attracted to the television series “Unsolved Mysteries.” There’sa touch of science fiction in this “Zelig”-like character who is so unmarked by the depravityand desperation of his previous existence that he seems almost as freshly made as one of therobots in Skip’s secret laboratory.

There are moments when “Mumford” gets carried away with its vision of the therapist aseveryman, social healer and savior spreading sweetness and light. But there’s always that flyin the ointment. Mumford’s successful self-reinvention (not unlike that of certain crookedpoliticians who conveniently find Jesus) is suspect.

Jay & Silent Bob Meet Mage…

September 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by KungFu Dork

By : KungFu Dork
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  • KungFu Dork made this quick little flick that gave us a chuckle…It features appearances by the infamous Jay & Silent Bob action figures, as well as a very special appearance by Mage. Check it out by clicking the thumb above (We’re adding the flick to Files Askew as well).

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September 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Howdy all…We had a lot of catching up to do (and still do with our counter and other online scripts, hopefully there will be time to get to that stuff this weekend), but it’s been a slow week newswise. Which actually helps a little bit. We received some Dogma one sheets courtesy of Lions Gate yesterday, and they’re sweeeet, so thanks again to the fine folks over there at the studio for remembering us. We appreciate it!

Some folks (particularly AOL) are having problems with the site switch again…This isn’t in our control, it’s just something that’s handled by your internet provider’s domain servers. So if anyone’s having problems getting the new material, just have them write their provider and tell them to reboot their DNS machines. That’ll fix it all up.

Alright, another short one today, but let’s go: