Archive for September, 1999

Lee Praised In Mumford Review…

September 24th, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, it looks like Lee‘s at it again! Though television ads for his new flick, “Mumford”, again seem to minimize his presence, he’s stealing the flick with another great performance just like he did to Schwimmer with “Kissing A Fool”! Certainly some spoilers here, but the reviewer seemed to really dig Lee and the film as a whole. Don’t let the odd-looking marketing campaign keep ya away from this one, it looks like a worthy flick to check out while it’s in theaters:
‘MUMFORD’: THE DOCTOR IS IN DEMAND AND IN TROUBLE
By Stephen Holden – NY TIMES

Lawrence Kasdan’s likable semi-screwball comedy “Mumford” has two big pluses onits side. In tackling psychotherapy, a subject Hollywood has traditionally treated witha quaking solemnity, it sustains a tone that is refreshingly commonsensical andirreverent.

The movie’s enigmatic hero (LorenDean), who renamed himself Mumfordafter the town to which he has movedto start a new life as a therapist, isalmost as astonished as his clients areby how quickly he is able to changetheir lives for the better.

But as he admits halfway into themovie, he is a charlatan with notherapeutic training. The credentials onhis office wall are as bogus as hisname.

In creating a heroic therapist who turnsout to be a fraud but still ends up agood guy, “Mumford” is paradoxicallysubversive. While the movie appears tobe enthusiastically pro-therapy(Mumford’s intuitive, offbeat approach to people’s problems works wonders), it is alsoanti-therapist in its implication that in the age of “Oprah” any sensitive person who is a goodlistener could conceivably establish a successful practice without the benefits of training orcertification.

The film’s other big plus is Mumford’s endearing star client, Skip Skipperton (Jason Lee). Abushy-haired billionaire man-child whose company produces 23 percent of the world’smodems, Skip is the very model of a computer nerd who is richer than God.

A perpetual adolescent, Skip likes to whiz around the town on a skateboard. Theheadquarters of his company, Panda Modem (named after his favorite animal), has its ownelaborately contoured skateboarding area.

If “Mumford” were a ’40s movie, you could imagine Skip being played by the gangly youngJames Stewart with every other phrase out of his mouth a quaveringly sincere “gosh” or “awshucks.” (Mumford would have to be played by Cary Grant.)

But Skip isn’t quite that naive. He’s canny enough to recognize that women have pursuedhim for his money but pure enough at heart not to be tempted. He is also desperately lonely:so lonely, in fact, that he has set about devising a technological solution to his romantictravails. His top-secret work in progress is a line of robotic sex surrogates that are virtuallyindistinguishable from flesh-and-blood humans.

As it happens, all the townspeople seeking Mumford’s counsel are sexually and romanticallyblocked. The movie opens in a delightfully off-kilter way with a black-and-white 1950s-stylefilm-noir spoof that turns out to be the pulp-fiction fantasy of one of Mumford’s clients,Henry Follett (Pruitt Taylor Vince).

Follett is in despair that real life can never match his Barbara Stanwyck meets Frederick’s ofHollywood vision of down-and-dirty pleasure. Whenever the movie threatens to become tooserious, it dips back into Follett’s overheated fantasies for the sheer fun of it.

Follett, like everyone in the film, is a caricature. So is Althea Brockett (Mary McDonnell),the repressed, wound-too-tight wife of a loathsome investment banker and cigar aficionado(Ted Danson) who becomes Mumford’s client. Other local neurotics who end up on hiscouch include Nessa Watkins (Zooey Deschanel), a tortured, sarcastic, self-hating teen-agerwho lives in a dream world of fashion magazines, and Sofie Crisp (Hope Davis), adepressed young woman suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome.

As Sofie’s spirits revive on long walks that her therapist insists she take with him, theirmutual (and secret) romantic feelings for each other begin to bubble up.

With a sensibility rooted in psychotherapy and a major character who resembles a warmerand furrier Bill Gates, “Mumford” is right in step with the mood of the moment. So is itsall-American theme of self-invention in the computer age.

When Mumford and Skip swap life stories, the autobiography Mumford relates hasseemingly nothing to do with the bland, clean-cut young therapist who listens so attentivelyto other’s people’s problems. In his previous life, we learn, he was a ruthless investigatorfor the Internal Revenue Service and a cocaine addict who crashed and burned.

Mumford would be secure in his new life if he weren’t so good at his new trade. Histroubles begin when two local rivals, prodded by an irate, megalomaniacal lawyer (MartinShort), whom Mumford turned down as a client, begin an investigation into his past.

“Mumford” is at heart a Frank Capra-style social fable for the ’90s in which therapy (ratherthan civic duty or social conscience) is the catalyst that rouses people from their isolation andbrings them together, often in conveniently well-matched couples.

The movie also adds a running joke that pays off handsomely in having Mumford, who hasseceded from his former life, attracted to the television series “Unsolved Mysteries.” There’sa touch of science fiction in this “Zelig”-like character who is so unmarked by the depravityand desperation of his previous existence that he seems almost as freshly made as one of therobots in Skip’s secret laboratory.

There are moments when “Mumford” gets carried away with its vision of the therapist aseveryman, social healer and savior spreading sweetness and light. But there’s always that flyin the ointment. Mumford’s successful self-reinvention (not unlike that of certain crookedpoliticians who conveniently find Jesus) is suspect.

Get Yer Dogma Swag Here…

September 22nd, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Ming also announces lots of Dogma coolness that you can now order through Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash! These seem to be very low-priced, affordable items, too…The perfect way to show your enthusiasm for a cool new flick:
Now available at the Stash:

1) Dogma Bumper Stickers – if you’re an owner of the ‘Clerks’ bumper stickers, you’ll know all about these. White ‘Dogma’ logo on a black background. Measures 11 1/2 x 3 3/4 inches and laminated to protect it from the weather. Fits perfectly on any bumper. $3.00 each. ORDER HERE!

2) Mooby Corp. Magnet Set #1 – These high quality magnets feature the fun-loving cartoon characters from the Mooby Corporation: Mooby the Golden Calf, Surly Duck, Enoch, and Pat-Pat the Monkey King. Sticks to most metal surfaces. $7.95 each set. ORDER HERE!

Commentary

September 22nd, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well here we are, back officially on the new server (the switch that unveiled us to the world finally was thrown today), so hopeuflly the majority of you are now reading about a week’s worth of updates, along with the news that we’re now an official part of the View Askew Productions team. Thanks very much to all of you for sending in your notes of congratulations and support, we certainly do appreciate it. We’re happy to have our voices back and to FINALLY be able to share all the happenings in the world of Askew on a daily basis with you fine people once again. It’s also nice to be on a comfortable, stable, fast server that we know we’ll never be kicked from. We should be able to offer you more multimedia than ever before, with no threat of a slowdown or that horrible error-filled screen when the server gets busy.

Dogma’s just slightly over a month and a half away from its big U.S. release, there’s a ton of comics on the horizon, the Clerks animated series is going strong for a launch early next year…It’s just a fantastic time to be a Kevin Smith fan. As November 12th draws closer, we’re sure this site’s just gonna get busier and busier. Tell your friends about us, we can take the extra traffic now!

We’d like to give special thanks to Ming for helping us facilitate the move to View Askew’s boxes…We couldn’t have done it without the guy. He’s the reason we’re back today and not sometime next week.

That being said, hardly anything to discuss today, surprisingly enough, since we HAVE kept up with the past week of news. We are aware that there were some e-mail problems this morning during the switch, so feel free to resend any messages that did bounce back to ya. We’ll have the counters and other bells and whistles in full operating order (as well as a new poll topic) soon, so pardon our dust as we resettle, for the LAST time!

Dogma One-Sheet Poster Unveiled!

September 22nd, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming

Offical Dogma One-Sheet

  • The very slick-looking Dogma one-sheet has arrived and wow…If it ain’t ever eye-catching! After all the fan art, though, it’s quite obvious that there’s a TON of themes that could have been used to create this thing. We’d sure love to see the other rejected designs (there had to be some) or a few more one-sheets to promote the flick. This one seems to capitalize on Matt & Ben’s stardom, though, rightfully so, as well as give most of the excellent ensemble cast a shot in the limelight. We can see why they went with it.

Pretty odd tagline though, don’t ya think?

Be that as it may, the poster and lots more coolness is all on display over at the OFFICIAL Dogma site. We’ve got a local copy of the one-sheet if ya wanna take a quick peek at just that, too.

New View Askew Art…

September 21st, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Naganaganooch & burgatron

'Jayfinger' by Ben Burgraff'Moonrats' by Ben Burgraff

  • Some fan art came our way that we thought we’d share. The first one, by Ben Burgraff, is a take off on “Goldfinger” called “Jayfinger”. The second, by Hari, comes to us courtesy of The Futurama Archive titled “Moonrats”. By the way, Futurama really grew on us over that first short season, and we can’t wait for more! What a great successor to the Simpsons (still going strong as a kickass show in its own right).

Dogma In Australia!

September 21st, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by The Legoman

  • Dark Horizons reports that Village Roadshow in Australia have picked up the distribution rights to the Australian release of Dogma. There ya go, folks! We’ve been getting TONS of mail from Aussie fans just dying to see the flick, so this is certainly fantastic news for them. Of course, they won’t catch the flick until the first quarter of the year 2000, but hey, it’s better than never, right?

Commentary

September 21st, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Just a little more commentary on the whole downtime thing, ‘cuz I feel like getting it off my chest…But man, what a horrible time for the site to be un-updatable!!!! First, the official Dogma site opens, along with the super cool official trailer, and even a link back to this site (Which, at presstime, has been outdated for 5 days as far as what we were able to upload, though updates WERE done during all of this time if you look back and notice). Then you’ve got the CNN story with 3 clips, even the clip that Chris and I appear in! Talk about frustration. We wanted to tell you about all this stuff right away, just to find that all updates to the page had been cut off. What a nightmare.

I can’t stress enough that you go back and read ALL the updates that you missed. There’s a lot of great stuff there, including exclusive Jay & Silent Bob #4 shots from Joe at Oni, Mumford pics, and of course the breaking stories (as we wrote them anyway) of the official site and the CNN clips online. It’s been killing us having all this news happen and not being able to share it!

The Entertainment Weekly footage is what really brought us down, by the way. Dunno if that was mentioned yet. The server admins hated us before, but when that clip brought them to their KNEES, it was all over. Ah well. Live and learn. And as I write THIS text, the domain switch still hasn’t happened yet — For all the technology that the internet offers, it still takes a few days to switch a website over to a new server box. Fact of life. So, as frustrated as I am writing this, by the time you’re reading it, I’m sure I’m a happy camper again.

Enjoy. And grab a sandwich or something, these updates are gonna take a while for you to get through…

Two News Askew Schlubs In Dogma!

September 21st, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

Affleck and Damon, playing two rogue angels, discuss humanity in an airport. “Airport” Scene (240×180, 2.9 MB)
“Airport” Scene (160×120, 1.3 MB)
Running Time : 32 Seconds

Courtesy of CNN.com

  • A while back many of you took some time to read our Bearclaw Diary, which consisted of our day as extras in Dogma. If you’re really sharp, you remember it was for the flick’s airport scene. Well, wouldn’t ya know it, but the first clip from the CNN article is OUR clip! That’s right, you can now see us in all our acting glory, in our big Dogma scene! Just watch the kissing couple when they first appear. I’ll walk behind them and off to the right of the screen with Chris following behind. I’m “fake-talking” to Chris about something that’s supposed to be important. Watch Chris’s face as he looks at the couple, too. It’s priceless! So there ya have it, our big break in show biz, forever immortalized on film! Kinda cool, really.

Links to this clip and all the other clips are available and above, as well as on our Dogma RC Downloads page.

Kevin Checks In…

September 21st, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin’s back with his usual dose of goodness…Lots of info on what’s been up, and the usual cryptic hints regarding the coolness to come. We’ll let the man talk:

Some bones for you dogs to chew on…

Isn’t that what these update posts are reputed to be? I know I read that somewhere once…

I’m in a hotel in LA (if there are spelling errors, please excuse; I’m using the in-room internet service, and the screen is very, very small).Had to pop out for a little business, but I’m heading home very shortly.

Not much new to report. Toronto was great. Thanks to all who came out for the screenings. The press was wonderful (though the NY Times piece the other day vexed a bit; first, they said the reaction seemed mixed, which – while I didn’t speak to every journalist there – wasn’t the case; and secondly, the public screening was describd as something like “…seem to be enjoyed,” or the like; there was nothing ‘seem to’ about it; that Satrday night screening was killer; but hey – it was a really good piece, so what the hell am I bitching about).

Posters should be up this weekend. We’re got one hanging in the window of the Stash. Cruise by and check it out if you’re in the area.

The trailer (I’m told) is on about 1500 screens right now, with more to come. I’m not sure what it’s in front of, but it’s up there, at least. And Lord, is it about time. There’s less than two months to go before opening day.

I saw ‘Stigmata’ the other night. All I can say is wow. I can’t believe WE’RE the ones being attacked (though, even that’s quieted down, thank God).

We recorded Alec Baldwin for the ‘Clerks’ cartoon the other day. Man, was he phnomenal. His character’s in five of the first six shows, but he blew through the record in less than two hours, AND did a sweet job. i’ve just finished going over the storyboards for show four, so we’re almost out of the loop. Next up – shipping to Korea for the actual animating.

Speaking of which, Chris Bailey (the shows’ director) did a new drawing for the View Askew homepage. It should be up in the next few weeks, and it’s gorgeous. It features Jay and Silent Bob as they appear on the cartoon, so you’ll get an early look at their designs. Thanks to Chris for such a terrific piece of work.

If you see the Interview magazine 30th Anniversary ish, there’s a pic of me and Harley on page 180. Babe Askew would like all to know that she’s much, much cuter in real life, and the picture does her no justice. She’s also like me to pass on that since her visually inept father took the photo and knows nothing about lighting, she’s not surprised how poorly she was shot.

In closing, I’d like to say we’re still firming up the details of the ‘Dogma’ screening. We’ll let you know when tix will go up.

And after ‘Dogma’, I think some of you are going to be shocked where Jay and Silent Bob pop up next. It’s not the cartoon. It’s not a comic. It’s…

Well – you’ll see.

Commentary

September 20th, 1999 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, now that you’re reading this, you’re saying FINALLY!!! It’s about time those lazy bums got back here and did an update! Actually, it’s a lot more complicated than that! We’ve actually been doing updates, the only thing is no one’s been able to read them except for US! So, we suggest that you read past today’s update since there’s at least one or two more that you probably missed! Dogma RC is also updated with all the latest on the official site, the trailer, clips, articles, and more. We’ve been busy! Why the delays, you ask? Read below: