Archive for November, 2000

Commentary

November 24th @ 1:10 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Howdy folks…Hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving. Today’s the day where all the crazy folks go out and hit the malls, shops, etc. in an effort to get a lot of their Christmas shopping taken care of. Usually, they just come home with headaches over the traffic, the lines and the other moronic folks like them out there. Personally, I say shop online for whatever ya can. You just can’t beat that. Hey, come to mention, Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash has some great holiday gift items that, coincidentally, CAN be ordered online (nice segue and shameless promotion at the same time, ‘eh?). If you have those orders in by December 15th, they’ll even guarantee Christmas delivery.

Oh, and while we’re in this commentary, a correction to newsbites from the last update: The whole Erik Larsen thing was the opinion of the scooper who sent in the story, and not us here at News Askew. It shouldn’t have been posted as it was, and it got missed in the editing process. We have corrected the item to make it more neutral, and apologize. Sure, we’ll give you our own stupid opinions sometimes, but that wasn’t one of them.

Alright then, we’ve got a couple things to talk about today, so let’s get crackin’:

Psycomic: “Friday Afternoon with the Ma-Sheen”

November 24th @ 1:08 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

Chuck Sheen and Selma Blair

  • This week’s Psycomic is what the column is all about, folks. After reading this thing for a few weeks, it’s obvious what an impressive and different piece of journalism this thing is. Kevin’s going places that you NEVER hear directors and actors talking about, and it’s truly fascinating stuff. If for some reason you’re not reading this column, we URGE you to go over to Psycomic today and read this latest edition. We promise you’ll go back and reach each and every of the archvies.

This week, Kevin’s getting into more of the meet-and-greet stuff, as he and Scott Mosier are getting together with more of the potentials for Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. We’ve got details this week on meetings with Chuck Sheen (as Affleck has so affectionately referred to him in the past), Cruel Intention’s Selma Blair (You know, “A secret society…secret society”), and some interesting stuff on why they WON’T be meeting Kate Hudson. Here’s a small taste of what’s included:

Scooter and I fill Chuck Sheen in on what Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is (or isn’t, depending on who you’re talking to), and hand him a script. He says he’ll read it this weekend, and then excuses himself to go back to a Spin City rehearsal. We shake the hand of the Mighty Ma-Sheen, and head to our car, musing about the odds of him agreeing to do the flick. The role is that of a buffoon, so it’s not a guarantee he’ll warm to the material at all. But we chuckle about meeting Chuckles all the same, and erect elaborate “What-If?” scenarios in which Sheen does our movie and winds up falling off whatever wagon he’s on because of the Jason Mewes influence. This carries us for a good two hours, as Mosier and I are easily amused.

…Selma’s a true hoot. All I do is mock her (affectionately, mind you), and all she does is take it. We hit it off so incredibly well, that I consider adopting her. She’s funny, self-effacing, quick, and honest (i.e.: gossipy, although, you’ve gotta drag it out of her). I want to make a movie with Selma Blair. I want to make a couple movies with her. She’s good people.

As always, don’t THINK about closing your web browser before you head to Psycomic for this week’s edition of Developing The Monkey.

View Askew NewsBites™

November 24th @ 1:06 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Nick Lynch, CrushGroove, Douglas Fir, Gary Ryan, Anthony & Cobain4Ever

  • Alas, Chris Rock’s hilarious HBO comedy/talk show will soon tape its final episode. Seems like it wasn’t anything negative that stopped the show, but no details about it have been released. Here’s what we got, though:
Funnyman Chris Rock Will Roll Comedian’s HBO Show Over After Season Finale

By STEVEN J. STARK
The Hollywood Reporter

NEW YORK (Nov. 23) – Chris Rock is wrapping up the four-year run of his Emmy-winning HBO late-night talk show with Friday’s season finale, HBO confirmed.

HBO president of original programming Chris Albrecht said in a statement that Rock had a great run with ”The Chris Rock Show,” which earned four consecutive Emmy nominations for best variety or musical series since its premiere in 1997.

Rock and his writing team won the Emmy last year for writing for a variety or musical series. Guests set for Friday’s final installment include rapper-actor Ice-T and singer Nikka Costa.

Although he is signing off as host of a regular HBO series, Rock is sure to maintain a high profile on the pay TV network. His most recent HBO comedy special, 1999’s ”Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker,” also yielded an Emmy nomination this year.

Rock ”is one of the biggest stars out there, and we continue to remain in business with him and his concert specials,” Albrecht said.

Indeed, Rock has become one of filmdom’s most sought-after comedians since his career took off with his 1990-93 run on ”Saturday Night Live.” When he hosted the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards, the telecast set the network’s all-time ratings record with more than 8 million households tuning in.

  • The IndieDVD Drawing Flies website has posted a small blurb on the film along with a few new high-quality stills. Check it out.
  • Salma Hayek was “Babe Of The Day” at IGN’s “For Men” website the other day.

  • And finally today, a couple of pictures for ya to check out: One a scooper took of a street sign in London that’s kind of amusing, and another of a 1947 comic cover by Jack Kirby and Joe Simon. Notice any resemblance? Discuss. Catch ya next time…

“Scoops” Is Back!

November 22nd @ 5:13 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Amongst all the news yesterday, we forgot to mention that you can now use the SCOOPS@NEWSASKEW.COM address again to send in your comments and scoops. Sorry again for those of you that used it last weekend and got the messaged bounced back at ya. Everything should be peachy keen now.

Not much else going on today, with everyone gearing up for the Holiday weekend (and the inevitable Christmas shopping rush to follow), but if anything major breaks, you’ll see it here. Otherwise, have a pleasant holiday, and we’ll see ya back here real soon.

Wizard Askew: All The Stuff From The Latest Issue…

November 21st @ 4:44 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Closedown

  • Kevin’s always been a mainstay at Wizard since he started in the comic industry a couple years back, and the recent issue is no exception to that. We’ve got lots more fun stuff from the latest issue, starting with the letter below from a very angry Wizard reader that some of you may know:
Bunny, Jim, Gareb, Whoever,

I’m an avid reader of your periodical, but I must air a beef I’ve had of late with WIZARD: There’s far too much coverage of Kevin Smith.

It seems that every time Kevin Smith pinches a loaf, it’s in your pages. There’s far too much ink (or “pub”) on this clearly overrated “writer” or comics and poorly filmed movies. His Daredevil run was too wordy, and in it, he had the audacity to kill of two major characters (***SPOILER ALERT***), Karen Page and Mysterio (although, thank God, Mysterio was back the week after)! This, to me, is the sign of a weak writer. A strong writer doesn’t need such shock-value authoring that truly speaks volumes about how little talent this hack has.

Also, too much is made about his Green Arrow relaunch, when it’s already two years late. DC should fire him.

And I’m tired of hearing about his movies and comic store Who cares? This guy bugs me, and my appreciation of WIZARD dips every time I turn a page and see his stupid face. Please, make it stop.

Kevin Smith
Writer/Director, “Clerks,”, “Mallrats,” “Chasing Amy,”, “Dogma”; Writer of Green Arrow

Jim McLauchlin, contributing editor, responded “But isn’t this letter just more about Kevin Smith?”

The second item is a small article on “Vulgar”:

VIEW ASKEW GETS “VULGAR”

“Steve-Dave” does directorial debut

Move over Kevin Smith. There is a new star at View Askew.

Bryan Johnson, the View Askew shipping-and-receiving employee who’s had bit parts as “Steve-Dave” in several Smith films, is going behind the camera.

Johnson has written and directed “Vulgar,” a movie about View Askew’s clown mascot. After the flick was screened at a Toronto film festival, Lion’s Gate quickly snapped it up. A summer 2001 release is planned.

Vulgar, played by Brian O’Halloran (Dante from “Clerks”) is a kids’ party clown who’s down-and-out. “So he starts offering raunchier versions of his service for bachelor parties, frat parties and so on,” Johnson revealed. Trouble hits the first time out of the gate for Vulgar, as a trio of thugs beat him up and leave him for dead. “He contemplates leaving the profession, and even gets suicidal,” Johnson said.

Enter an astute TV executive (Played by Kevin Smith) who sees value in Vulgar. He gives the clown his own TV show, which proves wildly successful. But things go bad when the thug trio returns to blackmail Vulgar, threatening to expose him as the “raunchy clown.”

Johnson is happy with his debut flick, and also happy with View Askew’s UPS scales. “I like it here,” he says. “I’d also like to try more writing and directing. We’ll see.”

A pic from “Clerks” of Brian O’Halloran accompanied the piece and ran with the caption “‘VULGAR’ CLERK Kevin Smith buddy O’Halloran stars in the latest View Askew production.”

In “The Buzz Bin”, the following is included:

BOW SMITH! Kevin Smith is locked and loaded for 12 issues on DC’s Green Arrow. That’s a fact. And the acclaimed filmmaker has hinted he might do a few more in order to persuade DC to turn the 12-issue maxi-series into an ongoing. According to rumors at CD Comics, Smith’s new Green Arrow relaunch will move Ollie Queen from an Olympic level archer to a superpowered one.

A pic of Jay and Bob from “Chasing Amy” was modified in “BECAUSE WE DEMANDED IT… WIZARD DIRECTS THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIE!” It’s done comic-style, with one of the editors saying “Hey, aren’t we missing the obvious here? KEVIN SMITH would do a kick-ass job– long as he didn’t put Shannen Doherty in it!” Below, Mewes’ face has been changed to Spidey’s mask, he’s saying “Snooch to the Noonch!” and Kevin is saying “Heh-heh… that never gets old. If you’ve got scans of this, send it in by the way. Hmmm, maybe one of us needs to start subscribing to Wizard. But with the other 10 magazines already in my mailbox every week, who knows…

“Strange But True: 2000’s Unusual Happenings” was a small box that ran on most of the pages with a small paragraphs. On page 74: “Kevin Smith claims Disney “screwed him” for postponing his “Clerks” cartoon from March to June on ABC to open more airtime for the ratings juggernaut “Who Wants to be a Millionaire.” Only two summer episodes aired before ABC pulled the plug”. On page 130: “Kevin Smith’s sidekick, Jason Mewes–the Jay portion of Jay and Silent Bob–made a memorable impression at the WIZARD Fan Awards by crawling military style across the floor on his hands and knees upon realizing he was blocking the show’s film projector. Smith could only shake his head and laugh.

There was also a bash at Kevin made by Savage Dragon creator Erik Larsen and a mention of a “Green Arrow” preview in the next issue, that’s all that’s included

Liz Smith Praises Affleck, “Bounce”…

November 21st @ 4:43 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Alonso Duralde & Runshouse

  • Liz Smith speaks incredibly highly of ‘ol Ben and his new flick, “Bounce”, in her column today. Liz is known for being a nice journalist, but she seems almost smitten with the guy from the sound of this one! She and Kev can fight over him. Anyway, here’s the article:
BEN’S AT HIS BEST IN ‘BOUNCE’

‘I’VE EXPERIENCED every kind of movie-making at this point. I’ve gone from working on a little indie, ‘Chasing Amy,’ that cost less than $200,000, to a $128 million epic, ‘Pearl Harbor.’ All this puts me in good stead to direct, eventually. I sure know what makes the business tick. I know what everybody does and how they do it. And I’m still learning, too.”

That was Ben Affleck last week, at the post-premiere party for his new romantic drama, “Bounce,” co-starring his friend, Gwyneth Paltrow. Affleck has to be one of the most regular, down to earth, and attractive men in the movie world. He is compellingly likeable, even in the hurly-burly of such a party, where he is passed around like an hor d’oeuvre – or a hooker – to the panting press. Affleck laughed boisterously when we said, “We’re so proud to be the first to get to you. Everybody else has to make do with sloppy seconds!”

Ben gives a remarkably sensitive performance in “Bounce,” bettering even his best work in “Dogma.” Women, in particular will be seduced. Nothing is more appealing than a big, beautiful guy, weeping for his ladylove, and Affleck has some admirably tearful moments here – and one in which, while listening to Paltrow muse affectionately about her dead husband, a single tear glistens at the corner of his eye, but never falls. “I was so moved by the material, and in that scene, I was just completely overcome with the story. I lost myself to Abby” (Gwyneth’s character).

Typically, Ben gives credit to his director, Don Roos, of “The Opposite of Sex” fame. “All Don had to do, at any moment, was just lean in and whisper one or two words to us. His sensitivity, to actors and to his craft and to the art of storytelling is amazing.”

I have to add a little P.S. here about Ben Affleck. He was just sensational with Diane Sawyer the other night. It’s rare to see such an actor so open, so willing to talk about his feelings, so “real.” He has always been marvelous to chat with in the flesh. But that doesn’t always translate in an interview. But Ben’s charisma – and Diane’s excellent questions – resulted in one of the very best bits of TV I’ve seen in ages.

“Bounce” is indeed the opposite of “The Opposite of Sex.” Roos’ first movie was stepped in cynicism, though in the end, even the hard-bitten anti-heroine, played by Christina Ricci, grudgingly accepted sentimentality. (And the movie has one of the great romantic lines ever, uttered by Lyle Lovett to Lisa Kudrow, “Think of me first, in any crowded room.”) The director’s second effort is a real old-fashioned movie-movie. It’s the sort of thing MGM would have done to a T back in the 1940s – with Clark Gable and Myrna Loy in the lead. Sentimentality and high emotion are given full sway, and the leading actors, Ben and Gwyneth, are completely in synch, a perfect pairing. (I suppose their off-screen palship didn’t hurt their on-screen intimacy.)

Director Roos says working with Ben and Gwyneth (”Benneth” as they are now popularly referred) was “the 10 best weeks of my life!” He praised, in particular, Ben’s “sense of reality” in approaching the material, of “staying exactly within the emotional parameters of the story, never going too far, and never, ever holding back.”

Johnny Galecki, who has a supporting role in “Bounce” – he also appeared in “The Opposite of Sex” – says Roos has “the knack for touching upon every human idiosyncrisy. When I first read this script, I couldn’t believe this was the same writer of ‘The Opposite of Sex!’ Galecki says he wouldn’t mind becoming a recurring player in the film ouvre of Don Roos. “But then, I wouldn’t mind going to lunch with him every day, either.” The young actor, who found fame on “Roseanne,” as Sara Gilbert’s sweet, hapless boyfriend, has a role in Cameron Crowe’s upcoming “Vanilla Sky” and soon heads to his hometown of Chicago, for theater work.

The “Bounce” party was held at the Hudson Hotel, which for some reason has become the new party “in” spot. Can’t imagine why. The space is not at all conducive to a crowded fete, there’s no flow. The place was packed, movement restricted, and velvet ropes protected the stars and their handlers from the great unwashed. There were a great many “Gwenabees” in the room -tall slender blondes sporting hairdos of Paltrow past. The Oscar-winning actress, dressed in bare black, therefore probably avoided additional mauling, because people were never sure that night if it was really she or one of her erstaz look-a-likes. Maybe Paltrow herself hires them as decoys? The real-life Miss P. looked radiant.

Her mom, Blythe Danner, and dad, Bruce Paltrow, were there to lend support to their famous child, who exuded both the assured air of a seasoned movie queen and the vivacity of a fresh, vital young actress justifiably pleased by her own, and everybody else’s efforts.

View Askew NewsBites™

November 21st @ 4:40 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by John Whiteaker & Steve Walsh

  • Small View Askew tidbit for ya: Vincent Guastini, who did Dogma’s effects, is heading out to Cali to do some effects for Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back! So that’s official confirmation that he’ll be doing effects work on this one as well. Just what might he be working on exactly? Well, we already know ONE thing, but we’re not sure if we’re able to reveal it just yet. Feel free to speculate until then.
  • Just in case you didn’t catch that small post from Kevin on the board yesterday, here it is. For the unititiated, ever since Kevin’s public expression of dislike for “Magnolia”, folks have thought that he and directed Paul Thomas Anderson were feuding:
“I had to go get my physical for the movie today. In order to get the picture insured, the director has to get a clean bill of health by a doctor, prior to shooting (because no company will insure a flick if the director’s got one foot in the grave, in case he or she drops dead while shooting).

So I’m sitting in the office, filling out my paperwork, when a guy comes out, just having had his examination for his picture. And this guy says…

“Kevin. Hi. Paul Thomas Anderson.”

I say “Hey, man! How are you?” and ask him why he’s there (duh). He responds that he’s there for the requisite check-up for his flick, we smile at one another for a beat, and then he’s off.

See? No feud at all.”

  • Here’s all that information on the upcoming Clerks: All Access airings on the Independent Film Channel. If you’ve yet to see the DVD, and have IFC, don’t miss this as it’s your chance to hear the commentary and watch the extras for free:

CLERKS: All Access – Ch 69 IFC – Thu Nov 23 8:00 PM Movies, 95 Mins. ***(Rated R) A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day’s worth of customers at aconvenience store in New Jersey. Adult Situations; Graphic Language. Cast:Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonhauer , JasonMewes, Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier. Director(s): Kevin Smith. Producer(s):Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier. Distribution: Miramax

Airdates:
IFC 69 Thu Nov 23 8:00 PM
IFC 69 Thu Nov 23 10:00 PM
IFC 69 Fri Nov 24 12:00 AM
IFC 69 Mon Nov 27 9:00 PM
IFC 69 Tue Nov 28 2:00 AM

Shannon Elizabeth To Headline In VA5!

November 20th @ 6:17 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by A.J., Scott Benner & Evil Ted

Shannon Elizabeth

  • Well folks, the big news that Kev’s been hinting at in the last few of his Psycomic columns has been revealed! Yep, the lead actress to play opposite Jay Mewes is going to be…SHANNON ELIZABETH (she of “American Pie” and “Scary Movie” fame). Yessiree. Kevin hinted at this and then confirmed it at the Webboard (see below for that and more). In the meantime, the scoop itself was broken (not by us, dammit) by the Hollywood Reporter just a short while ago. Check it out:
Elizabeth ready to ‘Strike Back’ at Dimension

Shannon Elizabeth is in negotiations to join the cast of Dimension Films’ “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” for writer-director-actor Kevin Smith. The project is scheduled to begin shooting in January in Los Angeles for a targeted Aug. 10 release. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, who starred in Smith’s “Dogma,” are also in talks to appear in the project. Jason Lee, Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson star in “Strike Back,” which also will feature Smith and his sidekick, Jason Mewes, reprising their roles as uberslackers Silent Bob and Jay. “Strike Back” will serve as the fourth and final chapter in Smith’s New Jersey chronicles (”Clerks,” “Mallrats” and “Chasing Amy”). Dimension and Smith’s View Askew Prods. are keeping the plot and the budget under wraps.

Kevin On Casting & Other Projects…

November 20th @ 6:15 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Just when ya thought things were getting quiet, Kevin stopped by the board to let us in on a few secrets and bits of news that you’ll surely be interested in. Here he is:
I finished three weeks worth of Psycomic columns this weekend, and man are they good. Keep checking the site on Fridays, folks. It’ll be worth it.

Saw ‘Charlie’s Angels’, and Lord help me, I really dug it. Call me nutty, but I though McG did a great job.

Casting continues to roll along. We locked our female lead, so look for an announcement about that soon.

I’ve turned in the eighth draft – the best one yet. Honestly, and I’m not trying to toot my own horn here, but this is a very, very funny flick.

Also, I’ve finished up the ‘Bluntman and Chronic’ mini-series we’re putting out this summer, and it, too, is really funny. It’ll be published with the Allred covers from ‘Amy’, under Holden and Banky’s credits.

That’s about it for now. So many things to tell, but I don’t want to spoil anything too early.

And ya know, these two webmasters are proud to admit that we dug “Charlie’s Angels” quite a bit as well. There’s not many out there who aren’t liking this flick for one reason or another! It’s just a lot of dumb, silly fun. Worth your cash and time, for sure.

Official Academy Info On Kev’s December Appearance…

November 20th @ 6:13 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Michael Dequina

  • The Academy contacted us (and many others it seems) with their official press release on Kevin’s lecture next month. We don’t think there’s anything new here that we didn’t report last week or earlier, but for posterity, here’s what was sent in:
Kevin Smith to Deliver Academy Lecture

Beverly Hills, CA – Writer-director Kevin Smith, known for his gritty dialogue, eccentric characters and keen cultural insight, will deliver the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Marvin Borowsky Lecture on Screenwriting on Thursday, December 7, at 8 p.m. The lecture will be presented in the Academy’s Samuel Goldwyn Theater and is open to the public.

Smith’s credits include “Clerks” (1994), “Mallrats” (1995) and “Chasing Amy” (1997) – his self-described New Jersey film cycle. His fourth film, “Dogma,” was released in 1999 and early next year Smith will begin shooting the last of his New Jersey film cycle, “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” featuring himself as Silent Bob and Jason Mewes as Jay.

In addition to his writing and directing credits, Smith co-executive produced the Academy Award-winning film “Good Will Hunting” with Scott Mosier. An avid comic book fan, Smith is also the owner of Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, a comic book haven in Redbank, New Jersey. Smith has written his own comic titles, and is currently working on Marvel Comics’ “Daredevil,” as well as contributing to the DC Comics hit “Green Arrow.”

The Borowsky Lecture on Screenwriting provides an opportunity for established film writers to share their experiences and to discuss the challenges and delights of writing for the screen. The lecture is named in memory of the screenwriter, novelist and teacher.

Tickets for the Borowsky Lecture featuring Kevin Smith are $5 for the general public, $3 for Academy members and students with valid identification. They may be purchased in advance at the Academy during regular business hours, by mail, or on the night of the lecture, if still available, when the doors open at 7 p.m. The Academy is located at 8949 Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. For more information, call 310-247-3600.