Archive for November, 2000

View Askew NewsBites™

November 20th @ 6:11 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Torrey, Shrummer, Kelly Nine & Bart Smith

Q: Truly Trivial

Despite there being no violence, sex or nudity in the film, it was originally given an NC-17 rating by the MPAA based solely on its graphic dialogue. The film’s distributor Miramax hired attorney Alan Dershowitz to petition the MPAA to lower its rating to R.

You should know the answer to that one, folks!

  • Sounds like “Powers” penciller artist Mike Avon Oeming might be working on a Kevin Smith project (likely, one of the upcoming View Askew comics). Check out a post of his from Michael Bendis’s message board below:
“So I just got Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats and Chasing Amy on DVD – I’d never seen Chasing Amy before. I like his other films (even Mallrats was fun:)) BUT MAN! Chasing Amy was amazing. Not just because of the comic connection (You’re a tracer!) but I couldn’t believe how insightful it was. It was fucking great! Dogma still hurts my ribs from cracking up.

Gee, I wonder why I’m watching all these Kevin Smith movies???:) ”

  • Finally today, congrats to Askewer and long time News Askew reader Brian Higgins, who writes us with the news that the play he wrote called “Comic Huzzah!” , inspired by Kev’s films and dialogue (and the comic book community as a whole), will be presented at his school and directed by him. Bravo, Brian.

IMPORTANT INFO & Sunday Commentary…

November 19th @ 9:14 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Alright, a quick bit of important info before we get into things today. The SCOOPS@NEWSASKEW.COM address is inoperable at the moment. It’s a small problem, and will be fixed soon. We’ll let you know when. Until that time PLEASE use BRAD@NEWSASKEW.COM to send in your scoops. We’re sorry for those of you that got bounced back on. The problem started sometime on Friday and has been happening all weekend. If you sent in a scoop, it may not have reached us. If you’re waiting for a response you didn’t receive yet, try again, as all mail is now caught up.

In other news, the last two days have been updateless due to a busy weekend and some technical difficulties with the new DSL line. It’s all working fine now, and we appreciate your patience. This weekend we also hung out to catch up on some movies, including a couple that fans of this site sent in: “Love 101”, with Jeff Anderson, and “Gates & Erik’s Movie”, made by 2 fans of View Askew (and complete with a couple of Askew references). Check these flicks out if you’re interested, and we thank the folks for letting us have a look at their work before most others. Very cool of them. We also checked out a fun disc that Synapse (who are releasing Vincent’s A BETTER PLACE DVD) just put out called “Six Days in Roswell”. Definitely worth checking out for any fan of documentaries or the Roswell phenomenon and the fans that showed up to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the crash. Fun stuff. More details on that DVD at Synapse’s site or HERE if you’d like to check out a VHS.

Anyway, all outside movie chat aside, let’s see what’s going on in the View Askew world this weekend. Sure, there’s SOME other news happening aside from the whole US Presidential election here in the States, and we dug up all the interesting News Askew for your weekend (not to mention, a brand new poll topic). Here ya go:

Psycomic: “Our Cover Is Blown”…

November 19th @ 9:12 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Like clockwork (and in case you forgot to visit the site), the new Psycomic column was posted on Friday. This one has Kev mentioning the recent news of the title of the movie leaking out, along with some more interesting casting information, including an odd meeting with Matthew McConaughey and an upcoming one with Charlie Sheen! Here’s a taste:
“And then after that, you meet with Charlie Sheen.”

“CHARLIE SHEEN?!?” Mosier and I both perk the fuck up.

Mosier grins at me. “MA-SHEEN?!?”

“Mal-catraz…” I grin back.

We’re both big Being John Malkovich fans.

At that point, we agree to anything Sheaks has to say, because fuck it; she’s getting us in a room with Sheen. Anybody who can do that can’t be wrong about anything. Ever.

As always, read the full version of this and ALL the Psycomic columns each and every Friday HERE.

Kevin Appears In Ebert’s Answer Man Column (Again!)…

November 19th @ 9:10 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by BBruce & Mike Harris

  • Kevin does it again with another great answer in this Sunday’s “Answer Man” column from the Chicago Sun Times. Roger hands the reins over to Kev, but mistakenly identifies Psycomic as HIS own website when it’s not (just View Askew and this website are owned by Mr. Smith). Here’s the text:
Q. Why are directors credited twice at the beginning of many films–once when the credits start with “A film by [stick director’s name here]” and again at the end of the opening credits “directed by [director’s name again]”?

Mark Gill, Petal, Miss.

A. For an answer, the Answer Man turned to Kevin Smith, director of several films that were “Directed by Kevin Smith, as well as proprietor of www.psycomic.com, a Kevin Smith Web site.” He replies:

“It’s because directors are completely insecure. Why else would you need to remind the audience of something you just told them mere minutes ago? There are alternate theories as well. For starters, it’s a marketing hook. If you can throw up `A Quentin Tarantino Film’ on a poster or commercial spot, more people are going to attend, since `Pulp Fiction’ had many fans, and Quentin’s name stands for quality on a picture. Along those lines, there are certain films that just feel like their director: `A Spike Lee Joint.’ `A Martin Scorsese Picture.’ These are directors who’ve been making films for many years, and have earned that title credit, in addition to the normal `Directed by’ credit, if that’s their thing.

“What bugs me about the `A film by . . .’ credit at the start of most flicks is that it’s used by people who haven’t been making films forever–so their possessory credit is neither marketable nor earned. That’s when the `A film by . . .” nonsense is more egocentric than anything else. It’s also highly insulting to everyone else who made the picture (the cast and crew–from leading lady to lowest production assistant on the totem pole), because it insinuates that the director made that film all by his or her lonesome, and no one else helped. That’s just a lie because filmmaking is one of the most collaborative art-forms there is. One cat hogging all the credit is as exclusionary as a restricted country club.

“For the record, I’ve never taken that possessory credit. I’m satisfied with the credits I deserve (written and directed by . . .) because that’s all I ever do on the films I’ve made. Write and direct them. Without the hundreds of other names you’ve seen on the credits of `Clerks,’ `Mallrats,’ `Chasing Amy’ and `Dogma,’ I never would’ve been able to make those films. And I’ll be damned if I’d ever rob all those craftsmen-and-women of their due by declaring that they were all `Films by me.’

“Besides, I feel it’s always healthy to spread the blame around, in case the flick tanks.”

Green Arrow Issue #1 3-Page Preview!

November 19th @ 9:09 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Marc

  • Hey…Pssst…You there. Can’t wait for February’s Green Arrow? How’d you like a sneak peek? Thanks to Fandom, you got it! They presented a a black & white preview of some of regular series artists Phil Hester and Ande Parks’ interior pencils and inks. Click on the following links for an early look at pages seven, nine and fourteen of February’s issue #1. Check out the thumbs, and be sure and surf to Fandom for more Green Arrow goodness!

View Askew NewsBites™

November 19th @ 9:06 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Nick Lynch, John, The Legoman & Jay W.

  • Wanna own another cool piece of View Askew history? Check these new items out, now available from the Stash:
Just in time for Christmas and another item in our series of merchandise even you can afford:

The Vulgar Afterparty Invite Button – issued to very special guests for the afterparty at the Vulgar world premiere at the 2000 Toronto Film Festival.

The button measures 4” in diameter and proudly states “Vulgar party 2000 – I’m Invited, Now let Me The Fuck In!”

The back gives the address and time of the secret party location. These are authentic.

All that for $2.50. Buy them now.

HISTORY GONE ASKEW

Director Kevin Smith may use the Net better than any other filmmaker, and his rabid fan-base is right there with him all the way. Smith’s next project under his View Askew production banner, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (which he’s detailing on the Web in fascinating weekly columns on the Psycomic site), is the culmination of a series of intertwining characters and storylines from past Smith films including Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma. In an effort to keep track of the comings and goings of all these varied characters, the HistoryAskew site features a timeline of overlapping events from all the movies, including Jay and Silent Bob cameos in Scream 3 and the events of the Clerks animated TV series. Now, even newcomers to Smith’s universe will be able to keep track of a world in which ”almost every character in each film has slept with or at least gone down on a character from another View Askew production.”

  • In case ya didn’t catch Malcolm Ingram‘s “Tail Lights Fade” (which features a Jay Mewes cameo at the end), it’s ariring on Cinemax lately. It aired last night and we missed the scoop on that, but check around, it’s bound to air again.
  • Finally today, a fun scoop from an England newspaper you just gotta read:
Word comes my way that the headline-grabbing deaths at the teeth of Great White Sharks off South Africa and Australia have made bosses at Universal Pictures green light another Jaws movie.  The original Jaws, which was followed by three sequels, is still one of the most successful films ever made, but the last installment in the fishy saga was so rotten you could probably contract botulism from it.

Steven Speilberg’s moster-hit remains hugely popular among cinema audiences and the movie’s exhibit at the Universal Studios Theme Park is easily the top attraction at the Florida tourist trap.

No specific news on what Jaws 5’s story will be about, but it looks like it will be fairly unrelated to the first four movies and have more than one Great White chewing up the surf.

Speilberg is incredibly unlikely to be involved but Jaws fan and Clerks and Mallrats writer/director Kevin Smith is in talks to provide a rough draft of the script.

A Kevin Smith Jaws film? Our only question is…Would IT contain references to View Askew films as a homage? Heh heh. We’ll see ya next time.

Yes, It’s Actually A COMMENTARY!

November 16th @ 6:02 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Hey there, folks. Haven’t written one of these in a while and I figured it’d be a good time to check in. We’ve been busy around here lately, so it’s been sort of all business rather than just chatting about things. Still, it’s good to update on stuff every once in a while.

I finally joined the land of the speedy with a new DSL connection installation at the house yesterday. Now, with Chris’s cable connection at his place and my DSL at mine, we should be able to pass important files back and forth easier, hopefully allowing us to post some bigger stuff on the site. More multimedia, for example. Anyway, it’s a good thing. Coindidentally, if any of you internet-savvy folks out there know of a fast, free news (NNTP) server that carries the binary groups, let me know. We’ve been using a monthly pay service and it’s beginning to become a drag. ISP news servers just don’t cut the mustard these days, alas.

Oh, and while I’m asking about stuff, if anyone’s looking to get rid of an older PC that’s just collecting dust in the closet, let me know. I’m looking for a fast 486 or a slow pentium PC (no monitor needed). Drop me a line if you’re feeling charitable or want to let one go really cheaply. Naturally, I’d cover all shipping costs for the unit.

On the web front, Chris has been putting together materials for our new View Askew 5 site. There’s more news coming on that in a couple of days, actually, so watch for that. We also haven’t forgotten about the News Askew merchandise idea, and are getting closer to making News Askew mousepads (on sale through the Stash) a reality. If all of you that voted in the poll topic way back when were serious about purchasing one, we expect them to be a hot-selling item.

Other than that, still business as usual here at News Askew, though we’re doing our best to juggle personal lives, day jobs, and keep this site as current as possible all the while. With the holiday season approaching, things get a little tougher, but you can always be sure that we’ll get the big news online ASAP. And, on that note, here’s the headlines:

Kevin Appears On “Opie & Anthony” Radio Show…

November 16th @ 6:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Gordon Getgo, MLK, CapnMarko, GreenRangr, Fred & Matt

  • Many of you heard Kevin’s unannounced (at least, one we didn’t know about) on New York’s afternoon radio drivetime show “Opie & Anthony”. Sorry we didn’t have notice of this appearance up for you to catch. We’d previously heard of these guys only through Howard Stern, who doesn’t much care for them (because they stole his format, basically, though we hear they’re big fans of Howie’s). At any rate, here’s a summary of the 10 minute appearance, courtesy of their message board:
As you may know, our hero Kevin Smith did a little 10 minute interview with O&A on the phone. He was on basically to talk about “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”. He said filming will end in March, and he will try to make a live appearance in the studio then. He also said the release date for the film is August 10.

They also talked about actor and comedian Jay Mohr. Jay is a frequent guest on O&A and Kevin met with him about VA5. Jay convinced Kevin to call up O&A. Kevin says that Jay won’t be in VA5, but Kevin said that him and Mosier think he is perfect for a role in Fletch.

Anthony said he loves Kevin’s Star Wars references and thinks he smokes a lot of weed. Kevin then pretended he didn’t understand what “weed” was. It was pretty funny.

That was it, O&A had to let Kevin go because they had to talk to a girl who has a weird knife fetish. But look for a future relationship between Kevin and Opie and Anthony.

You can visit O&A’s official site HERE.

New Yahoo Clubs For ABP, J&SBSB…

November 16th @ 5:57 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Vincent Pereira & Belinda

  • The Yahoo website’s got a club system set up, which is basically a place for folks to meet who have similar interests. They’re often good places to gather information, chat with friends, and the like. In the past couple of days, TWO new clubs that you might be interested in have appeared. First of all, Vincent’s “A Better Place” has its own area (and it’s about time!) which you can access HERE. We expect Vincent himself is a member and will stop by often. Also, there’s a “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back” club which, naturally, will feature discussion on the new Kevin Smith flick due next summer. Enjoy!

View Askew NewsBites™

November 16th @ 5:55 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Sarah Wolf & Alonso Duralde

  • Just a teaser: Kevin will appear in Roger Ebert’s Movie Answer Man column again this Sunday. A reader asks a question about why directors call it “a film by So-n-so” at the beginning of a flick and at the end list themselves as the director. Ebert turned to Kevin to answer the question. We’ll have the full text for you this weekend.
  • Betty Aberlin, the woman who played the nun in Dogma’s opening airport scene, is better known for her role on a show that most of us in our 20’s watched growing up. Now, she’s taping her final appearance in that role:
Lady Aberlin’s Final Bow

Emotions were very real in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe Tuesday afternoon as actress Betty Aberlin taped her final appearance as Lady Aberlin on the long-running PBS series Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Fred Rogers, who is ending the genteel kid’s series after three decades on the air, tapes his final segments next week (to air in 2001).

Aberlin, who joined the series in 1968, tells TV Guide Online that she was doing her best not to think of it as her swan song. “It would be too hard to bear, I think, if Lady Aberlin knew this would be the last time,” she says. “I don’t like to even think I won’t be seeing the other neighbors – human and puppet – anymore.”

Viewers shouldn’t expect any big farewells in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe – home to such characters as King Friday, Queen Sara and Henrietta Pussycat. In one of the final scripts, Daniel Striped Tiger is sad because he’s made an art project and is told by someone that it will never win a prize. “I think maybe he’s missing a whisker or two by now,” Aberlin says of the now-threadbare puppet. “But it’s the spirit of those creations by Fred – that’s the real constancy.

“There’s a reverence about Fred, understandably, because we hoped and believed that we could have a positive effect,” she continues. “It’s amazing to think that some of the parents who have young kids now watched us when they were young.”

Aberlin, who was starring in a Mad magazine-inspired musical comedy review called The Mad Show when she moved into the Neighborhood, says she’s eager to tackle more varied acting roles. Last year, she got the ball rolling by playing a nun in Kevin Smith’s Dogma. Notes Aberlin: “There are more facets to us than the last character we played.”

  • We’ll be back tomorrow, don’t forget there’ll be a new PSYCOMIC piece from Kevin!