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Clerks #4 In Empire’s Greatest…

April 4th, 2006 @ 4:26 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Buzz, Brian Caylor, Ian Muttoo, Ethan Long, Doug Daulton, Chris Wright, Chris Scott

  • Respected UK publication Empire Magazine recently named their top 50 Independent Films of all time. “Clerks” had the distinction of being high up in the list among great company, and took the #4 spot! You can view the write-up HERE or start with the bottom of the list at THIS page. Here’s what they had to say about the film:
All told, the credit card bills and sundry expenses amounted to somewhere in the region of $25,000. That’s a lot of coin to pay back, but if Kevin Smith was ever worried about recouping his borrowed, begged but absolutely not stolen outlay for his first movie, then he didn’t really have time to show it. For Clerks was quickly picked up by Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein, who overlooked its dodgy production values, ropy acting and a story that resists the description ‘threadbare’ because he saw a raw vitality in its balls-out dialogue; a vitality and spirit and, more importantly, laugh out loud sense of humour that ensured that Clerks connected instantly with disenfranchised tweens and shop workers everywhere, and the rest is history for Smith, from Chasing Amy to the continuing adventures of Jay & Silent Bob, to Empire Awards and domination of the geek world. Or, as Wor Kev might say it, motherfucking cocksucking history.

Congratulations to the View Askew gang for the kudos among some very nice competition!

Clerks Cited As 19th Funniest Flick…Ever!

January 2nd, 2006 @ 9:12 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Raynor, Spacekitten, James Warren, Matt Booker

  • A weekend program on the UK’s Channel 4 cited Clerks as the 19th funniest film of all time, coming in ahead of the likes of Young Frankenstein, Animal House, and other classics! We’ve got the full video of the clip as it aired for you, as well as a link to the full list over at the channel 4 website. Here’s the Clerks writeup:
19. Clerks, 1994

Kevin Smith’s directorial debut is as hilarious as it is filthy, cutting to the bone of gritty American service subculture like a chainsaw. The script buzzes with intelligence mired in laziness, and observations born of the meniality of working in a grocer’s. With icons for those whose aspirations stretch to a day on the couch drinking beer, Smith has clearly defined a branch of cinema which he can confidently call his own.

As we expected, Kevin did appear throughout the program to comment on many of the other flicks that made the list. Here’s hoping we can somehow catch a full viewing of the program stateside at some point.

View Askew NewsBites™

September 1st, 2005 @ 3:09 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith, Phil, Mike LaBarr, Robb Johnston

  • For those of you fretting the loss of that previous Black Cat cover for issue four, Kevin revealed good news. That cover WILL return on the “Marvel Must Have” book that will collect issues #1 through #3 of the series, to catch those of you up who may have missed the first run, forgotten the story or, as Kevin quips, torn up your issues in anger over the delays. Click the cover for a closer look.

  • Local UCF freebie newspaper/magazine “The Central Florida Future” had a very prominent scan of our beloved Buddy Christ with an article. The shot you see here is the best we have to show ya.
  • In honor of Labor Day, AOL and Moviefone are running a list of “Top 10 Movie Jobs That Suck”. The hard working counter jockeys of Clerks make #5 on that list.

Clerks X UK Contest: We Pick The Winners!

July 21st, 2005 @ 4:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We received a TON of entries for the Clerks X DVD contest (and most correct, at that!). Speaking of which, the correct answers WERE:
1) Monday, January 5, 1998 – The first Vulgarthon is held.
2) Wednesday, May 31, 2000 – Clerks the Cartoon debuts on ABC.
3) Monday, July 7, 1997 – Drinks Askew becomes News Askew.
4) Tuesday, Febuary 17, 1998 – MTV airs the “Secret Stash” special for the first time.
5) Wednesday, February 27, 2002 – “Flying Car” airs for the first time

A handful of you incorrectly picked April 30, 1997, as the date News Askew happened. Not true. We started out as Drinks Askew first, only to change names on the date listed above.

5 randomly selected winners, chosen from a bowl of all the correct entries received, have won themselves a spiffy new Clerks X REGION 2 DVD, courtesy of Buena Vista Entertainment. They are:

Iain McCreton, Martin Powton, Aaron Fraser, Simon Hudson, and Nikki Morton!

To the rest of you who didn’t win, THANKS for playing. Now get out there and buy yourself a copy, best cash you’ll ever spend! Clerks X is now available for region 2 on UK DVD shelves everywhere. We might go out on a limb and say it’s the BEST VIEW ASKEW SET EVER. Don’t take our word on how good this set is? Mike Heyes sent us this highly positive, FIVE STAR REVIEW from the BBC of the Region 2 disc.

Clerks : The Hat – Coming Soon!

July 18th, 2005 @ 4:37 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming

  • Here’s a great new item available for preorder from the Stash just in time for the summer months, the Clerks Hat. We thought we saw the last of these hats in the Mallrats dirt mall, but we were wrong. Order yours today!
Originally created by Scott Mosier’s sister Kristin, only 4 of these hats were in existence until now. The Clerks logo hat features the ‘Clerks’ typewriter logo embroidered in white on an adjustable black hat. One the back the words, “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” reflect the famous words uttered repeatedly by Dante Hicks.

View Askew NewsBites™

July 17th, 2005 @ 4:41 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Steve, GAKish, Movidude, Michael Clayton, Shtfilter, Michael Slusser, Austin, Alonso Duralde, Mark Standridge, Riss Wiebe

  • Kevin revealed that Southland Tales shirts began going on sale at the con, after his panel. You may have seen them, black with the ST logo, around the floor.
  • Aint It Cool News reports that Kevin had the honor of giving a big introduction to the greatest band in the world whilst in San Diego this weekend. We got this report from a lucky eye witness:
As the Crowd was expecting the Tenacious D to take the stage, out comes Kevin to introduce them. He admits to begging for the opportunity to bring them out. Apparently there are only 9 cocks in the world that he is interested in sucking. (There had been 10 but he topped off Affleck and is now down to 9) The 2 men he was bringing on the stage were numbers 7 and 5 on the list.

He walked off stage as Jables and KG walked on, and Kyle stopped Kevin and totally dropped trow, mooning the audience and displaying his junk to Kevin, who at least for the time being did not come through with his offer, at least not then.

  • Congratulations go out to J&SBSB composes James L. Venable, who was nominated for the Emmy for “Outstanding Main Title Theme for a Series”. The main title he did was for “Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends” on the Cartoon Network. You can hear an mp3 of the piece at Jim’s site. Congrats Jim, well earned, and best of luck at the Emmys!
  • More congrats to pass around today, to View Askew alum Ethan Suplee on the birth of his first child:
NBC Star Welcomes Birth of First Child

Ethan Suplee, who stars on the new NBC comedy “My Name Is Earl,” has welcomed the birth of his first child.

Suplee’s fiancee, talent manager Brandy Lewis, gave birth to the couple’s daughter June 23 at a Los Angeles hospital, publicist Kathy Manabat said Thursday. The baby is named Francis Clementine Suplee.

“They’re happy and thrilled and spending time with their daughter,” Manabat said.

Suplee’s screen credits include “Without a Paddle” and “American History X.” He will co-star with Billy Bob Thornton in the upcoming film “Mr. Woodcock.”

Lewis, who manages Giovanni Ribisi and Juliette Lewis, has two daughters from a previous marriage.

  • A local theater chain (Sunrise Cinemas) in Plantation, Florida has arranged for weekends of “flashback cinema”. Coming August 12th and 13th is “Clerks”. Yep, on the BIG SCREEN. We can’t tell you what a great experience it is to see the film in a crowded theater of fans if you haven’t done it before. So if you can make it, DO IT!
  • Here’s a small tidbit from last night’s “Reel Paradise” screening hosted by John Pierson that we reported on earlier last week:
Just wanted to point out that John Pierson started the Reel Paradise Q&A last night by commenting on the View Askew logo animation that opens the flick. He said that without Kevin’s generosity, the free movies in Fiji would not have happened and that without Kevin’s influence, the documentary definitely wouldn’t have happened. Just thought it was nice for JP to give Kev props before he started talking about the movie.

The movie itself was pretty entertaining. Pierson’s kids are a real hoot.

We’ll let you know of more opportunities to catch the film — We’re still eagerly awaiting a chance to see it ourselves!

  • Joblo.com has picked up on the Mallrats DVD release , spotlighting it in “DVD New Coolness #90”. Along with a glowing appraisal of the movie by the author, they go over some of the new (& old) features. It’s nice to see folks picking up the story, and we thank JoBlo for their continued support. You’re very kind.
  • This richmond.com article ranks Clerks in their Top 5 Movie Soundtracks (yep, those top 5′ers are at it again):
“Clerks”

Get this: While Kevin Smith spent $26,800 producing his indie smash, he spent $27,000 securing the rights to the songs on the soundtrack. It was a Hollywood first and it was worth it. Highlights include Alice in Chains’ “Got me Wrong” and Supernova’s “Chewbacca.” Then there’s “Berzerker,” a catchy tune that has more bleep-outs than a Mike Tyson press conference.

  • An easy to spot Clerks reference appears in this web comic entitled “This Comic Sucks”. But hey, we say any comic from View Askew fans can’t suck THAT bad! Enjoy.

  • The caption writers at “Nintendo Power” magazine continue to show their View Askew fandom. In the August issue’s “Power Quiz” section, there’s a guess-the-picture type puzzle. The caption for the puzzle says “No, it’s not one of those paintis that becomes a schooner if you look at it enough.” See the scan.
  • And finally today, since this film remains one of the top reasons that Kevin is making movies today, and started making movies over 10 years ago, we thought you may want to attend (not to mention, it’s the perfect chance to visit that cool new IFC Center in NYC):
“THE CRITERION COLLECTION ON SCREEN,” a monthly series at the new IFC Center, kicks off Thursday, July 21 at 8:45 pm with a special presentation of Richard Linklater’s indie landmark SLACKER (1991).

The series will highlight exceptional classic and contemporary cinema selected by The Criterion Collection, the world’s preeminent home entertainment label. Each month, Criterion will showcase one of its titles, screening meticulously-restored movies in IFC Center’s state-of-the-art High-Definition digital cinemas. In addition to a pristine version of the feature film, these events will include shorts and the illuminating bonus features that The Criterion Collection is known for–from short films to director and cast interview and deleted scenes–presented in a plush theatrical setting.

The program’s first installment on Thursday, July 21 at 8:45 pm, will feature Richard Linklater’s groundbreaking SLACKER, one of the most influential films of the Amercian independent movement. SLACKER presents a day in the life of a loose-knit subculture of marginal, eccentric, and overeducated citizens of Austin, Texas. Shooting on 16mm for a mere $23,000, writer/producer/director Linklater and his crew of friends eschewed a traditional plot, choosing instead to employ long takes and fluid transitions to create a tapestry of over a hundred characters, each as unique as the last, culminating in an episodic portrait of a distinct vernacular culture and a tribute to bohemian cerebration.

Criterion’s new High-Definition transfer of the feature will be shown. Also on tap are Woodshock, Linklater and Lee Daniel’s 1985 Super-8 short about Austin’s answer to Woodstock; audition interviews with potential SLACKERs; and a reunion that catches up with the cast and filmmakers 10 years after the film’s release.

UK Readers: Win The New Region 2 CLERKS X ON DVD!!!

July 14th, 2005 @ 4:43 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Yes, UK readers, though we realize you often feel as if you are in the minority around here…Your day has come. Buena Vista Home Entertainment, Inc. has been kind enough to provide us with FIVE (5) copies of the Clerks X DVD, coming to UK region 2 DVD on July 18th…Yes, this Monday! Please note this contest is ONLY open to UK readers. You must reside and have a shipping address in the UK to receive a copy.

Winning is simple, really. Well maybe not AS simple as we could have made it, but hey, you gotta work for your supper a LITTLE bit, right? So, here’s what you gotta do. Using our ARCHIVE SEARCH box, answer the following FIVE (5) questions. Be creative and use search terms that make sense, or simply visit our archives and attempt to track down the day that way, month by month. The answers are the DATES, Month, Day, and Year, when the following five events took place:

  • The first Vulgarthon, Vulgarthon ‘98, took place in Red Bank, New Jersey on this day.
  • The Clerks cartoon premiere episode aired for the first time on ABC television.
  • We relaunched News Askew under its new name (previously, the site was known as “Drinks Askew”).
  • MTV aired, for the first time, “Jay and SIlent Bob’s Video Stash”.
  • The ‘Flying Car’ short made its debut on “The Tonight Show”.

Send your answers, in order, in an email to scoops@newsaskew.com. Include your name, first and last, and a valid e-mail address where we can get in touch with you. CONTEST ENDS MIDNIGHT, JULY 19TH, 2005, EST. You have from now until the end of Monday to get your entries to us.

Remember, ALL these answers can be found in the News Askew archives — But you might have to dig a little or use some brains to figure them all out. We’ll be selecting 5 entries, at random, from entrants who get all 5 dates correct. If no one does, or less than 5 do, we’ll go to 4 correct entires, and so on. ONE ENTRY PER PERSON IS ALLOWED. UK RESIDENTS ONLY. Multiple entries will get you thrown out of the contest. No, if you have 2 different e-mail addresses, you can’t enter from each one. Let’s keep it fair.

So good luck, and thanks again to Buena Vista for supplying us with the goodies! Good luck, UK readers! And for those of you who don’t win, you can own your very own Region 2 copy of Clerks X starting July 18th. Any View Askew fan will tell you, it’s more than worth the cash.

News Askew Retro: Clerks Feature Study, Part II!

June 20th, 2005 @ 5:25 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • It’s a day late due to a crazy weekend, so thanks for your patience: We’re proud to present another edition of our View Askew time capsule, News Askew Retro. This week, part TWO of the Clerks Feature Study. What you’re about to listen to is a case study of “Clerks”, conducted by a group of film students. They consider the film an excellent example due to the small budget and, obviously, huge success.

The timeframe of this study is about a year after Clerks was purchased off the independent film market, and marks the last major screening of Clerks BEFORE it went to a worldwide release.

Kevin, Mosier, Pierson, Hawk, and Sloss are in attendance to share stories of the experience of making Clerks with the audience. Check out the youth in Kev’s voice, in what’s likely to be one of the first lengthy Q&A sessions ever recorded on audio. Again, we’re very proud to present this one. It’s a true View Askew time capsule. Enjoy.

If you missed last week’s check the archives or scroll down for Part 1, dated last Sunday, or simply visit the Retro page to catch up on this and all items so far! We’ll be back with more Retro this Sunday night.

News Askew Retro: Clerks Feature Study: Part One!

June 12th, 2005 @ 5:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Here we go again, folks — Another Sunday edition of Retro, featuring an audio clip never heard on the web anywhere before. Ever. This one’s the first of two parts, and easily the lengthiest bit of Retro so far. What you’re about to listen to is a case study of “Clerks”, conducted by a group of film students. They consider the film an excellent example due to the small budget and, obviously, huge success.

Kevin, Mosier, Pierson, Hawk, and Sloss are in attendance to share stories of the experience of making Clerks with the audience. Check out the youth in Kev’s voice, in what’s likely to be one of the first lengthy Q&A sessions ever recorded on audio. Part One today, you gotta wait 7 stinkin’ days for Part 2. We’re very proud to present this one. It’s a true View Askew time capsule. Enjoy.

View Askew NewsBites™

June 2nd, 2005 @ 5:42 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by David, Alonso Duralde

  • Smart-popcorn.com picks Chasing Amy as the 23rd most romantic film of all time! . We really dig the write-up, too, in fact it’s one of the best verses we’ve read on the film in quite some time:
Above all else, Kevin Smith’s Chasing Amy is an elegy for the foolish lover– a lilting tune for those sad sacks that let a thing of beauty slip through their fingers for reasons even they cannot understand. It is a tragedy about three individuals caught in a maelstrom of emotions they cannot cope with, but also Smith’s sharing of the intimate knowledge that with love there often comes loss and with loss there are often lessons to be learned about one’s self and the life you will lead in the future. Chasing Amy came at a time when Smith was dejected with the Hollywood business model and, turning down several million dollars in budget, Smith made this often uncomfortable but bemusing movie of an authentic tale of love for a quarter of a million dollars and winds up with a deeply personal and soul baring film. Beneath its crude exterior of vulgar, sexually centered humor and buried within its despondent plot, a belief shines through that no matter the heartbreaking misery we so easily suffer by our own misguided hand, life goes on and the prospect of finding happiness is there if we can only accept our mistakes for what they were. Mistakes.

Chasing Amy is such an enterprising and resonant departure for Smith that even with the reoccurring characters and intertwining plot details between it and the other four films of his Jersey series, it stands as a much more grown-up undertaking. Though it is not his finest or even most profound film (That would be Dogma), it is the only one of his ventures where the comedy is secondary to the message, the characters, and romance presented. Chasing Amy is a romantic comedy in the sense that, yes, there are a lot of laughs as Holden (Ben Affleck) tries to woo Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams). From that perspective Chasing Amy is a romantic comedy just as Clerks is a slacker comedy, Mallrats is a…well… action-slacker-romantic comedy, Dogma is a religious satire, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a hedonistic, fan favoring, spoof-heavy comedy adventure. But as we watch the romance take root, flourish, then wither, and eventually die, the laughs vanish like ghosts and the whole production begins to seem Shakespearean in nature– just without all the bloodshed. We have two lovers uniting in an affront to some around them (though instead of using skin color or feuding families, Smith makes his female lead a lesbian); we watch jealousy rear its ugly head in both Holden and his best friend, Banky (Jason Lee); and Holden possesses a fatal flaw that brings about his downfall and the loss of that which he’s worked so hard to achieve, that fatal flaw being a heavy dose of pride.

If you have ever seen Kevin Smith out of character in any fashion (and if you have not then I would highly recommend the monstrously entertaining and insightful An Evening with Kevin Smith), you will know that he is generally a soft spoken, witty, but self-deprecating man that employs his crassness and sensitivity equally. The most difficult aspect of Chasing Amy is that after watching it once a second viewing becomes difficult, not only because it makes you mull over any past romantic injustices you’ve been a part of, but because it is an incredibly private look into the heart of Smith himself. His character, Silent Bob, is at his most loquacious in this film and delivers a reflective speech that not only gives the film its title and identifies Holden’s pride, but comes off almost as Smith paying penance for his own past. It is a somber, but enlightening moment.

The characters start out in New York City. Holden McNeil and Banky Edwards, the creators of a popular comic book “Bluntman & Chronic”, are guests at a comic book convention. After a near homicidal autograph session where Banky assaults an irritating collector demeaning Banky’s status as “inker”, the two gravitate towards a guest panel where minorities in the business speak about their place in comic books. It is there the only character more colorful than the sharp-tongued and homophobic cynic of Banky (who isn’t as diabolical as the Bard’s Iago, but who causes quite enough trouble as it is) is introduced in Hooper, the very effeminate homosexual black man that puts on a splendidly comic front as an angry, racially driven radical. After Holden and Banky participate in a staged argument on African American’s in pop culture and a fake shooting occurs to scare off the audience and panelists, the only person remaining is fellow comic book creator Alyssa Jones, who is unfazed by the shenanigans and amiably chastises the trio for their antics. Holden is immediately smitten with her and the four go to a bar where the two hit it off. These two early scenes are the high point of the film’s comedy and the starting point of the air of romance throughout.

The affair is anything but generic. Holden soon finds out Alyssa is involved with another woman and he is forced to resign himself to being her friend only. The chemistry between the two is too powerful for them to handle though, and in a perfectly squirmy scene we wring our hands and bite our lip as Holden pours his heart out to Alyssa and pleads to give him a chance. Initially enraged at his sentiment, Alyssa comes to remember that the original reason she opened herself up to females was so that she wasn’t cutting off fifty percent of the population in the search of her soul mate. She believes Holden might be that person and the two foster an all-too-perfect union. A dark cloud looms over them in the character of Banky, however. Banky harbors an incredible jealousy towards Alyssa, not only because of the chasm forming in his twenty year friendship with Holden, but because underneath the layers of gay jokes and machismo Banky might just be in love with his friend. He succeeds in digging up dirt on Alyssa and reveals to Holden a promiscuous past. When Alyssa admits the truth behind her youthful experimentation, Holden cannot accept the fact that his inexperience does not make him less of a man to her and that no matter her past, he is what she truly wants. And so come the heartbreaks and broken friendships as Holden confronts the two people closest to him about their secrets.

Smith tackles sensitive subjects (or at least what was considerably more sensitive eight years ago) like homosexuality and sexual freedom realistically and intelligently. Smith creates Banky as the lens through which the immature and ignorant would see these subjects, and frank monologues from Silent Bob (Smith’s character), Alyssa, and Hooper (effectively Banky’s foil) share with us viewpoints that would probably make the world a better place if they were more common. It is poor Holden, the everyman– the every-dumb-conventional-thinkingman– stuck in the middle and forced to learn things the hard way.

The cast of Chasing Amy is less important than the characters Smith has written to life. Jason Lee effortlessly upstages his co-stars with his energetic brooding and scathing commentary that cuts to the heart of matters, but it is the fact that his commentary is generally and terribly wrong that allows the viewer to pay more attention to Affleck and Adams. Note the way Banky says, “This is all going to end badly,” early on. It’s so subtle he probably doesn’t even realize it, but he’s not making a premonition. He’s making a promise. Banky’s bile exists because of problems he has with himself, not with the world, and when Banky declares with ostensible frustration that “man-friendly lesbians” are a figment of Holden’s imagination, it feels like the desperate act of a spurned lover.

It is hard to see Chasing Amy as a great romance once the other shoe drops and the hurting begins. You might be asking right now how I could consider it so. Watch it. If Smith has it his way, by the end, you’ll know.

  • Double Dare, the documentary on two stunt women – which features some behind the scenes stuntwork on J&SBSB, is airing on PBS stations this week as part of their Independent Lens Series . The J&SBSB stuff isn’t that long, but overall the documentary is quite interesting.
  • Movies Askew, our online short film contest is now accepting “Fan Films”. This means that you can submit now and not have to worry about licensing footage, music or actors. This broadens your horizons a TON! If you have a video camera and a little ambition, there’s now nothing stopping you from tossing in an entry. Good luck!